Poll: Why "soccer?"

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Angry Caterpillar

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Doug said:
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I'm blown away by the fact you think you can change the scent of a flower by changing it's name.
You wouldn't be if the metaphor was phrased "I'm totally convinced by"
Except it isn't. Which is why I used it.
It would be if you rephrased as "I'm totally in agreement with you".
I feel stupid. I didn't sleep last night, so that's my excuse.
 

Garrsus

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Hand egg ofcoarse it just sounds so much better then soccer, i mean wwhen i hear soccor i think of strange people playing a strange sport in a strange place and now im strange. :p


Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
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We call it different names, does it really matter that much?
<quote=Romeo and Juliet>That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Not if you called them stink berries.
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
<quote=Romeo and Juliet>That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
exept if we call it Stinkypileofshit.
Yeah I said it...
I'm blown away by the fact you think you can change the scent of a flower by changing it's name.
Well nobody would smell them if they were named THAT would they?
Hasent this gone a bit offtrack?

Also woo so many quotes.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Angry Caterpillar said:
Doug said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
We call it different names, does it really matter that much?
<quote=Romeo and Juliet>That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Not if you called them stink berries.
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
<quote=Romeo and Juliet>That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
exept if we call it Stinkypileofshit.
Yeah I said it...
I'm blown away by the fact you think you can change the scent of a flower by changing it's name.
One is a Simpson's quote, the other is...I don't know. Just pointing that out...

Also, over 80% think the name ought to be changed, that's quite astounding.
 

Doug

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Angry Caterpillar said:
Doug said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
Doug said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
I'm blown away by the fact you think you can change the scent of a flower by changing it's name.
You wouldn't be if the metaphor was phrased "I'm totally convinced by"
Except it isn't. Which is why I used it.
It would be if you rephrased as "I'm totally in agreement with you".
I feel stupid. I didn't sleep last night, so that's my excuse.
It wouldn't be in you where on drugs....no wait, thats me...wait... erm... I said nothing!
 

Shepard's Shadow

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No, it shouldn't be changed. When you say football in America, everyone knows what your talking about. When you say soccer in America, everyone knows what your talking about. There is no reason nor need to change it.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Shepard said:
No, it shouldn't be changed. When you say football in America, everyone knows what your talking about. When you say soccer in America, everyone knows what your talking about. There is no reason nor need to change it.
True, but that doesn't mean it's right. The name doesn't make sense after all, so why not change it?
 

rokkolpo

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i always like to point out it isn't football it's AmEriCaN Football (you can see i pronounce that in a mocking sense)

trying to have that name while you almost never use your feet. Pfft.

can't they call it : American rugby. since that is far more closer to each other. (only difference is more armor, so they can look like G.I Joe)

this wasn't a very nice post....oh well *whistling* damn i can't whistle!
 

Shepard's Shadow

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thethingthatlurks said:
Shepard said:
No, it shouldn't be changed. When you say football in America, everyone knows what your talking about. When you say soccer in America, everyone knows what your talking about. There is no reason nor need to change it.
True, but that doesn't mean it's right. The name doesn't make sense after all, so why not change it?
It's right to Americans; and its been called football since it came into being. From the Wikipedia article: "The history of American football, a spectator sport in the United States, can be traced to early versions of rugby football. Both games have their origin in varieties of football played in the United Kingdom in the mid-19th century, in which a football is kicked at a goal and/or run over a line." If your interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_American_football
 

Soxafloppin

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Because Football is actually called "Soccer" like that is the name of the sport, you don't call cricket "Bat-ball".

Don't get me wrong i call soccer football myself, thats because im from N.I.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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Quick question. Why the HELL would you want Soccer to be called Football? The first image that comes to mind is feet and testicles, and that's not a very good image for it. The first image that comes to mind when I hear Soccer is a chick getting punched, as it's pronounced Socker, which sounds like Sock Her, and Sock can also mean punch in the face. So, Woman Punching or Feat and Testicles, which do you prefer?
If when ever you hear the word "ball" in any usage you instantly think of testicles instead of, you know, a spherical object you must have a strange mind. When you were small or the like and someone told you about dogdeball did you instantly think of dodging massive testicles?

The word ball does not instantly associate with testicles. Your entire point is based on something ridiculous.

i dont think there is any arguement to say football is more appropriate to a game where you can touch a ball (not a testicle) with mostly hands and feet as opposed to a game all about kicking the ball (not a testicle) with your foot. English football is far more to do with feet and balls (not testicles) than American "football". It would be like calling english football headball because occasionally someone hits the ball with their head.
 

runnernda

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...handegg? This is been going on a while; I don't see the point of changing it now. It might be a little confusing, but I think handegg is an absolutely ridiculous suggestion.
 

Deadlock Radium

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I've always referred to American Football as "handegg", soccer is football, that shite in the states is handegg.
 

interspark

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american football is just rugby! the fact that they changed the rules slightly and hence, the name, just proves how awkward america is
 

The Grim Ace

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I like the Spanish solution to the problem where proper football is "futbol" and the American stuff is "futbol americano." It's simple and it still allows everyone over here who would never start calling it Handegg to keep on being misguided (since many people here are just that obstinate about American football and it's generational at that) while the rest of us can stop saying the odd name that is Soccer.
 

Najos

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I just like how everyone seems to think American football is for "insecure morons" or something similar. Sounds like a lot of projecting is going on around here.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Najos said:
I just like how everyone seems to think American football is for "insecure morons" or something similar. Sounds like a lot of projecting is going on around here.
Wait, it isn't? Although I have not seen anybody claiming that handegg is for insecure morons, so maybe you're the one who is projecting...
 

TheLefty

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It's still a ball, just not your elitist definition of a ball. And there are feet involved rather often, if you choose to play the game as so.