Poll: Worst Movie EVAH???

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"Sssssss" (I'm not kidding, that's what it was called)
If I ever see a movie worse than that I will seriously kill myself.
 

David Bray

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This is not a fucking poll!!!

On a lighter note:

Disaster Movie...in fact, any movie by Iceberg and Salsa.
Transformers 2
Mr Bean movies.
Legend of Chun Li

and i know it's not the worst movie ever, but for its childishness and inability to comprehend the previous subject matter:

Watchmen
 

THEMILKMAN

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Da Joz said:
Ben and Arthur, The Room, Plan 9 from outer space, Taintlight (yes its a real title), transmorphers, eraserhead (really anything by David Lynch but this one stands out) and Troll 2.
Oh my god, the Room! The worst movie of all time. Nothing about that whole movie was done well at all. I couldn't help but laugh at nearly everything in that entire movie.

"You are tearing me apart Lisa!"
 

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God damn i hate that movie so much, Hilary swank moping for 2 hours wooooo. I can't believe my female friends actually cried at it.

BRB-going to watch die hard :)
 

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SextusMaximus said:
Woodsey said:
I'm surprised it took 24 comments before someone mentioned The Room.
Dude, The Room is the BEST FILM EVER.

Seriously, sure... the film is shit, but if you watch it and take the piss out of it, it amounts to INCREDIBLE amounts of fun.
"I did not hit her. I would not do that. That is bullshit! I did NAUGHT!...Oh hi Mark."

Worst bit of acting in any movie ever. Along with that damn flower shop scene *shudders*

Hell that whole movie sucked so hard but it truly is one of those movies that's so bad that you have to watch it just to laugh at it's suckiness.
 

krysieflower

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Well, I've heard of this one movie called MegaShark versus SuperSquid or something like that.. It was so bad and full of unintentional giggles.
 

Hateren47

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I will obviously have to go with "Manos: The hands of fate" as the worst movie ever. "Meet the Spartans" as the worst in the last 10 years. I just didn't fucking get the funny in that.
 

SextusMaximus

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THEMILKMAN said:
SextusMaximus said:
Woodsey said:
I'm surprised it took 24 comments before someone mentioned The Room.
Dude, The Room is the BEST FILM EVER.

Seriously, sure... the film is shit, but if you watch it and take the piss out of it, it amounts to INCREDIBLE amounts of fun.
"I did not hit her. I would not do that. That is bullshit! I did NAUGHT!...Oh hi Mark."

Worst bit of acting in any movie ever. Along with that damn flower shop scene *shudders*

Hell that whole movie sucked so hard but it truly is one of those movies that's so bad that you have to watch it just to laugh at it's suckiness.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, MILKMAN!
 

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Erm...anything by The Asylum?

For those who are unfamiliar with them, they are a studio that makes what are called 'mockbusters', films that try and capitalise on the release of other better films. One of their films is actually on the PS Store, called Paranormal Entity (see what I mean?)
 

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EVAH, is a subjective term, but whatever, I'll go with GI JOE: Rise of the Cobra

They had a good cast, a director who had produced questionably good work, a good budget (bigger than Transformers 2), a decent premise (Elite Squad must has to kill bad guys) and they had a good source material.

They produced rubbish 1 dimensional characters and a load of crappy generic CGI laden action.

That might not sound so bad, but for me it was the worst EVAH, they had so much good going for it, but I walked out of that just feeling, "What's the f******g point of cinema if they're only going to keep pumping this stuff out, maybe I should just give up on this so called art form."

If I were the Conan of cinema, GI Joe would be the guy who massacred my village.
 

the Dept of Science

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THEMILKMAN said:
SextusMaximus said:
Woodsey said:
I'm surprised it took 24 comments before someone mentioned The Room.
Dude, The Room is the BEST FILM EVER.

Seriously, sure... the film is shit, but if you watch it and take the piss out of it, it amounts to INCREDIBLE amounts of fun.
"I did not hit her. I would not do that. That is bullshit! I did NAUGHT!...Oh hi Mark."

Worst bit of acting in any movie ever. Along with that damn flower shop scene *shudders*

Hell that whole movie sucked so hard but it truly is one of those movies that's so bad that you have to watch it just to laugh at it's suckiness.
I feel kindof bad about saying the Room though. On the one hand, yea, pretty much every film on here is, to some extent better acted, scripted and directed.
On the other hand though, I've seen the Room 3 times and totally would again. I totally wouldn't be seen dead at Sexy in the City 2 or Transformers 2, except out of some morbid curiousity for rant fuel.
 

cefm

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Lady In the Water. F.U. M. Night.

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Hercules in New York - Arnold at his worst.
 

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Search bar the movie:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.75617-Worst-movie-ever#873975
Or Napoleon Dynamite.
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Well, apparently they're making a movie based on Justin Biebers life so that.
I don't have this avatar by choice by the way...
Just out of interest, whats the lately with loads of people having a really bad avatar not by their choice? Was It a bet or something?

OT: My worst? Batman and Robin. "shudder"
 

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"Objectively," either Vampires Suck (the circumstances for my seeing it were odd) or The Room. I'm gravitating towards the former.

That inspired the most hatred in me? Public Enemies. Vampires Suck, for all its horrible attempts at jokes, is just Seltzer and Friedburg schlock at the end of the day, and hating The Room is like hating Plan 9; why can't you enjoy a hilarious failure? Public Enemies, on the other hand, is just mind-numbingly boring, both from uninteresting plot and inability to hear anyone. Ultimately, that's the worst thing entertainment can possibly be.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
The Super Mario Bros. movie and anything by Uwe Boll.

Those are the worst movies in existance.
I disagree on the former; it's not a good movie, but it was quite the amusing romp, even with its understanding of evolution that puts most Chick Tracts to shame.
 

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SextusMaximus said:
Woodsey said:
I'm surprised it took 24 comments before someone mentioned The Room.
Dude, The Room is the BEST FILM EVER.

Seriously, sure... the film is shit, but if you watch it and take the piss out of it, it amounts to INCREDIBLE amounts of fun.
Alas, this is exactly how I feel about Snakes On a Plane. So bat I could watch it endlessly!