Ridiculous. That whole cracked-article is wanna-be smart. Trying to make this a trick question.
Whatever that gummy bear turns me into, I'm no longer a human being. In fact, I'm no longer a biological entity by current definition.
If I can't die, it means that my physical body must be an illusion. If I can't die of starvation or thirst, obviously that digestive system is a fake. If I can't bleed to death or get a heart attack, that ol' pump in my chest is just for show. And if my mind is working when I'm touching a quadrillion volts, it seems a good indictation, that it's no longer depending on those little neurons and synapses.
At best description, I'm some sort of ethereal being that poses as a human. I'm a Q.
So why would any of these biological nuances phase me the slightest?