Poll: Would YOU become a pornstar?

[Pipotchi]

I actually went to an audition for "pornstars of the future" and I was promised to be paid for the audition. I was 22 and in dire need of cash so I answered an ad in the back of a paper, a lowpoint to be sure

Weirdest afternoon of my life, I had to audition with two other guys, then one of the guys could not perform on camera. I managed to get through the afternoon and the video is out there somewhere. Sex on camera is the weirdest process.

I did get paid though

 

[fenrizz]

I love sex, I really do.

But having sex as my job?
Hell no.

That would take all the fun out of it.
What is the point of sex then?

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Well, as long as its only gay porn and the other person has no STDs. And somehow they would want to see ME have sex.

 

[Thistlehart]

Had I the opportunity, I'd certainly give it a shot. Though I might be picky about just how things worked.

 

[vrbtny]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

I've always thought that about porn, but I've never been able to put it into words. Now you have created for me the perfect expression. Thanks.

 

[Daffy F]

Nope, never. It would totally compromise my own moral principles, by which I mean I couldn't just have meaningless sex with lots of women, it doesn't seem right to me.

 

[Don Savik]

Answer these simple questions.

1. Are you a horrible actor that make the C and D list actors vomit uncontrollably from any pore possibly?
2. Are you that desperate for sex or money and have no dignity or sense of respect for yourself?
3. Are you aware that this will be your image for the rest of your mortal life?
4. Are you aware that nobody will ever take you seriously again?
5. Do you want to ruin a fun pastime by making it a 9-5 job?
6. Are you aware that your nether regions will look like the Grand Canyon and function like the memory of a person with Alzheimers?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then pornstar is the job for YOU!

 

[Ghengis John]

Had I the opportunity, I'd certainly give it a shot.

That's where the money is.

Myself, never. No... *ahem* never. Who would I be co-starring with...?

 

[Daffy F]

I actually went to an audition for "pornstars of the future" and I was promised to be paid for the audition. I was 22 and in dire need of cash so I answered an ad in the back of a paper, a lowpoint to be sure

Weirdest afternoon of my life, I had to audition with two other guys, then one of the guys could not perform on camera. I managed to get through the afternoon and the video is out there somewhere. Sex on camera is the weirdest process.

I did get paid though

Er, what did the audition consist of?
Sorry, that might sound a little weird, but you piqued my interest with that 'Sex on camera is the weirdest process' remark. (Obviously only if you feel like indulging me )

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

Not really the best preparation for the kind of job I eventually want to have...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Never. Besides my beliefs I don't like the idea of making the act less meaningful by making it my job.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I actually went to an audition for "pornstars of the future" and I was promised to be paid for the audition. I was 22 and in dire need of cash so I answered an ad in the back of a paper, a lowpoint to be sure

Weirdest afternoon of my life, I had to audition with two other guys, then one of the guys could not perform on camera. I managed to get through the afternoon and the video is out there somewhere. Sex on camera is the weirdest process.

I did get paid though

Er, what did the audition consist of?
Sorry, that might sound a little weird, but you piqued my interest with that 'Sex on camera is the weirdest process' remark. (Obviously only if you feel like indulging me )

Honestly I'm more interested in that video. Where is it? What's it's name?
If you don't want to indulge me indulge that other fellow and but tell it to me also.

 

[Gudrests]

5. Do you want to ruin a fun pastime by making it a 9-5 job?

I dissagree with the questions but I had to pull this one out...HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE SEX A 9-5 JOB...DEAR GOD....thats alot of gateraid is all im sayin

And no..pay is pretty shitty...and besides..if I could do porn, I don't think getting it on the reg would be a problem.

 

[Silverfox99]

Nah I would never be a porn star. I have sex for the pleasure of myself and my partner. Porn doesn't allow for that. Depending on what type of scene it is, you have to act a specific way and I like my sex to be more fluid and spontaneous.

 

[Esotera]

Answer these simple questions.

1. Are you a horrible actor that make the C and D list actors vomit uncontrollably from any pore possibly?
2. Are you that desperate for sex or money and have no dignity or sense of respect for yourself?
3. Are you aware that this will be your image for the rest of your mortal life?
4. Are you aware that nobody will ever take you seriously again?
5. Do you want to ruin a fun pastime by making it a 9-5 job?
6. Are you aware that your nether regions will look like the Grand Canyon and function like the memory of a person with Alzheimers?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then pornstar is the job for YOU!

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Scwarzeneger...need I say more?

OT: depends...it's not really that fun. There's a lot of hype out there about sex, and it certainly wouldn't be fun doing it over 3 times a day.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

I've always thought that about porn, but I've never been able to put it into words. Now you have created for me the perfect expression. Thanks.

You are welcome.

 

[Death God]

No way. Not only would they not take me even if I wanted to but there is no way I'm going to go off and hook up with some random girl and just start going at it until the direct tells me to stop.

 

[Lilani]

Pictured Orgazmo as soon as you said "gun that gives orgasms".

I thought of GalGun. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMY3xzrGFc]

 

[kouriichi]

Ive considered it.
If the pay was good, and the girls were clean, and my wife was fine with it, id happily be a pornstar.

 

[mega48man]

it's a no brainer, getting paid to have sex is an absolute yes, no matter how many people end up watch you for free on the sites i know you all have bookmarks for (you know it to) best part is, i get the satisfaction of knowing they'll never get what i'm getting every monday afternoon or tuesday morning depending on what the setting in the poorly written script calls for.... but then again i might just be a sick fuck..... yeah, that's most likely it.