Poll: Would YOU become a pornstar?

[Nuke_em_05]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

 

[zehydra]

not that I wouldn't mind getting to orgasm for money, I probably wouldn't get to do much else in life, since all they would have to do is search around a little bit on the internet to find me naked.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

Here's to loving, healthy relationships.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

Here's to loving, healthy relationships.

Spoiler: Indeed, cheers!

 

[rob_simple]

As long as it was all kosher I would have no problem displaying my meat and two veg to the whole world.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

First of all, sex is clearly more like bacon. Unless all you do is eat bacon, and nothing else, bacon never gets old. So as long as I had an outside hobby it'd be all good.

That being said since I'm a guy and would refuse to do gay porn, unless I attained Ron Jeremy popularity heights, I would never make any money at it, so no, I wouldn't do porn.

I think I'd get sick of eating bacon for a living a lost faster than eating cake. Cake wouldn't start to leave a greasy, waxy substance all over me.

I learned in college that's only fun once.

 

[derbt]

I could never be a porn star. I find the idea a bit icky, really. Not that there's anything wrong with porn, but doing strangers over and over and over in strange positions? Have my buck-naked body displayed in front of a whole room full of people, then distributed via some form of digital media? No thanks.

Besides, as other people have mentioned... what about my family? I'm sure my parents would be thrilled if their sweet daughter decided to be a porn star. And frankly, the possibility of them finding a video of me is too horrifying to contemplate.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

No, I wouldn't, and I doubt anyone would really want to see me naked anyway. lol

 

[NLS]

Only on one condition: I get a gun that gives people orgasms. And a costume. It would still conflict with my mormon beliefs, but it would do good in the long run.

[sub]Cookies for reference, enjoy.[/sub]

Are you talking about Orgazmo?

 

[The Electro Gypsy]

They wouldn't let me, I'd be laughing too hard at the crap acting.

 

[loc978]

I'd be up for getting paid to get girls off in amateur circles, though I'd be a bit paranoid about disease.

As for the issue of "too many times a day"... well, I've never hit that wall before, and I've gone over 20... I'm probably borderline hypersexual, though.