Poll: Would you buy robotic limbs from Apple?

[Jegsimmons]

does it have custom ability?
does it have regular plug ins and ports with out using adapters?
could i use them to play games with?
do i have to accept some long and stupid agreement?
will they track me?
is it adobe safe?
do they work?


hey if i'm getting robo arms, i'm getting the whole damn deal!
I'd buy mine from Microsoft, cause if they don't work as properly as i need them, i can simply update them and customize it to the proper need. that and it would be a lot cheaper and less of that stupid "I" crap with the pearl white cover. That and they would be compatible to other products.

 

[Jegsimmons]

I'd want to get robotic eyes made by Lens Crafters, a robotic arm from Springfield Armory, and another arm by Cat.

Springfield Armory? nah Dude if you've got the money go Wilson Combat or Glock for price and reliability.

Don't know anything about Wilson Combat. Never liked Glock ergonomics, but than again would that matter with an arm?

Well if you got the glock arm I'm sure the ergo's would work out perfectly for holding a glock. But I bet holding a 1911 would feel weird.

I'd go for smith & wesson, colt, or thompson myself. but id settle for Springfield.

 

[electronicgoat]

Wouldn't it be kind of hard to masturbate if your hands were made of steel?

 

[kek13]

I'm more of an Aperture Science sorta guy myself, but for the sake of argument...

A pair of bionic legs for jumping like 5 stories high in a single bound.
And if we're not limited to limbs here, I'd get something embedded in my brain as to make my reflexes sharper, to enhance my intelligence and to overall improve the rate at which my mind can process stuff.

Overall A very nice combination I think.

 

[Zenode]

Wait.....Are you trying to imply that someone EXCEPT for the worlds top 1% wealthiest people would be able to even afford a robotic limb from Apple?

OT: No, just no.

 

[Gaiseric]

Wouldn't it be kind of hard to masturbate if your hands were made of steel?

That's why there would be attachments.

 

[Gaiseric]

Wait.....Are you trying to imply that someone EXCEPT for the worlds top 1% wealthiest people would be able to even afford a robotic limb from Apple?

OT: No, just no.

Well in my OP I did say for the sake of discussion you could afford it.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'm waiting for the full version to come out first.

(Read as "Jack wants a full-prosthetic body".)

 

[feather240]

Apple specifically, maybe. I'd want one that can be weaponized, and Apple doesn't seem keen on building lasers.

I'd wait for Microsoft or some other Hardware producing company to make them. (Insert witty insult of Apple product here)

Yeah, there is only one thing I trust apple to do, and that is be overpriced.

Overpriced? Does someone other than Apple sell Apple products at a cheaper price? I get the feeling that your sample base is biased.

You're joking right?

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I wouldn't buy robotic limbs from any major corporation. Just look at the iPhone tracking fiasco or Microsoft's previous bullshit. I don't trust those companies to take care of my dog for one day so I sure as hell don't trust them to graft robotic limbs to my body.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

I'm not mac compatable.
forgive if this has been done before,but it makes sense for robotic limbs to be powered by android.
pun clearly and unashamedly intentional.

 

[Worr Monger]

No.. I'd drop them on the bathroom floor.. rendering them both: Inoperable & Untouchable.

 

[William MacKay]

I would go for whatever one is best for punching fugitives. then get 2 arms, 2 legs and become a Bounty Hunter.

 

[GWarface]

No, because it would propably send informationg back to Apple about what i would use my iHand for..
And its not their business..

 

[Cheesus333]

I think I'd choose a company more dedicated to bionics/robotics, to be honest. There is a very large difference between tablet computers and robotic organs.

I'd have a robo-arm from the elbow down. Smashy smashy! And with attachments, like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget... but better.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Yes, absolutely, and I don't care where they come from.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Not without reading their terms of use very carefully.

 

[ScumbagEddie]

Nope. My robotic limbs would all come from U.S. Robotics

 

[Doclector]

Hell no. I don't know who I'd get them from, but not them.

Why? People are under the absurd illusion that apple products are user friendly.

I had to actually look up how to copy/paste on my iPod online. As did I have to for many other things.

I'd have to hire a tech expert just to make breakfast.

 

[Cogwheel]

Unlikely. I doubt they would be compatible with my other limbs.