Poll: Would you do it with an Alien?

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crimson5pheonix

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We aren't given enough information to reach a logical conclusion. But I definitely would if I would be the first.
 

Jagers1994

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If I could leave the room with no damage on me and I knew what the fuck I was doing, and I knew I wouldn't get some fucked up virus, and the alien was like some smoking hot space babe(like a blue human or something) then definately.
 

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I think we're all overlooking a key problem... I refer to an episode of Futurama entitled "The Deep South" (didn't see any clips of the scene i'm talking about and i ain't posting a full episode... you can look it up if you want to see.) And I quote, "oh Fry! I want you to make a mer-woman out of mer-me!"... a few seconds later... "wait, i'm confused... how am i supposed to... i mean... with the tail and all...?", "oh no! i'm not your first am i? i lay my eggs and then i leave and you release your fertilizer"... a few seconds later... (fry, fully dressed comes racing out of the house) "why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid?! with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom!!"

I think that answers the question.

...also all those bits about Space AIDS and all the middle school hygiene class things... but from space. still scary stuff.

In short, there are 4 critical details in this alien sex thing...
1) we are physically compatible. (as stated above)
2) she is free of any disease or parasite, and the act and aftermath will have no detrimental effects on either of us (i.e. she doesn't try to eat me afterward, our various fluids aren't toxic or corrosive to each other, etc.)
3) she is reasonably attractive. (no Predator aliens, for example...)
4) she is a willing participant. no matter what the fantasy, rape is still rape.

Not knowing any of those leads me to say "no alien sex".
 

Therumancer

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Having read "The Starship Titanic" and seen that last episode of Doctor Who, I got to wondering, would a normal person have sex with an alien if the alien were drop dead gergeous and quite willing. Now for details, you know very little about the species themselves nor does the alien in question know much about you so for all you know it could get you pregnant (even if your a guy) or turn you into one of them, you dont know!

oh, and of course, another thing you know is that is physically possible
Larry Niven got into analyzing the whole "sex with aliens" thing to a pretty extreme degree at times.

In general I tend to think that if we make contact with a species that also enjoys sex for recreation and is similar enough to us for their to be serious social contact to begin with, that sex is going to be inevitable. Though whether reproduction is going to be possible is something else entirely.
 

Drakmorg

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Sure. Hell, I'd do it just for the recognition. Just so I could walk down the street and overhear some guy say, "See that dude, he's the first guy to bang an alien".

Of course this is assuming no one else has done it before.

But even then I'd still do it.
 

lacktheknack

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Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
No. Because the technical things that would happen afterwards is horrific. Hell I bet we can't even do it with the alien. If we did, its not going to be pretty.

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.
Gnaaaaaaaaaaaah... ew.
Yes. Google image search "Giger lovers" while not at work or around children. I can't post a link here...

Actually, I'll risk it.

<link=http://c.wrzuta.pl/wm11518/4f92eedb001fb3e64585d6a8/0/h.r.%20giger%20-%20the%20lovers> ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
 

Nouw

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lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
No. Because the technical things that would happen afterwards is horrific. Hell I bet we can't even do it with the alien. If we did, its not going to be pretty.

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.
Gnaaaaaaaaaaaah... ew.
Yes. Google image search "Giger lovers" while not at work or around children. I can't post a link here...

Actually, I'll risk it.

<link=http://c.wrzuta.pl/wm11518/4f92eedb001fb3e64585d6a8/0/h.r.%20giger%20-%20the%20lovers> ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Really? I'm confused with the picture. It looks pretty fine to me...
 

Browbeat

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Loophole: If I performed with a person from another country, I would be doing it with an 'alien'

or

Being from another country myself, relative to my experience, I have been guilty of said deed for some time.

but

in the case of inter dimensional beings (in point of fact), I would think that because their biology is likely going to be so unfamiliar to us, there would be no actual sexual stimulus when regarding such creatures. Ever notice the ones that are the most attractive are basically 90% human?...

However

if said alien WERE simply a made-up oversexualized human female labeled 'alien,' then you bet your tartar sauce I would make unto her as the plow unto the field until I am spent and rest my head upon her breast...

...

That's a good Bible...
 

lacktheknack

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Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
No. Because the technical things that would happen afterwards is horrific. Hell I bet we can't even do it with the alien. If we did, its not going to be pretty.

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.
Gnaaaaaaaaaaaah... ew.
Yes. Google image search "Giger lovers" while not at work or around children. I can't post a link here...

Actually, I'll risk it.

<link=http://c.wrzuta.pl/wm11518/4f92eedb001fb3e64585d6a8/0/h.r.%20giger%20-%20the%20lovers> ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Really? I'm confused with the picture. It looks pretty fine to me...
What, you missed the phallus in the lower right corner? Or the creepy phallic symbols and images?
 

General BrEeZy

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If they were a classic blue skinned space babe, then probably. I'm not into xenomorphs or anything.
and that's why we have Mass Effect. not only can you do an asari, you can get them do to lap-dances for you.
 

Kiju

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Yeah, I probably would. If it's an alien species that's attractive enough to me to have that offer come up, and vice versa, it probably would be an enjoyable experience. But if not? Well, then that's my problem I suppose.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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If it was a humanoid like creature (with the parts in the same places with the same functions) that could actually be called a "she" rather than an "It" who was mystifying and literally out of this world gorgeous then yeah, definitely. I'd get to probe her! Ok I'll stop with the weird inuendo now...
 

masher

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It all depends on the alien and what their idea of "doing it" means. I mean, if their reproductive cycle ends with the male's head bitten off or his chest cavity bursting open, I'll kindly decline.

But, unless said situation is at hand, my answer would be a "yes".

EDIT: Ah. Yes. You see. I didn't read the entire post! Now, under those circumstances given, my paranoia (common sense?) would get the better of me, and I would respectfully decline.
 

Nouw

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lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
lacktheknack said:
Nouw said:
No. Because the technical things that would happen afterwards is horrific. Hell I bet we can't even do it with the alien. If we did, its not going to be pretty.

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.
Gnaaaaaaaaaaaah... ew.
Yes. Google image search "Giger lovers" while not at work or around children. I can't post a link here...

Actually, I'll risk it.

<link=http://c.wrzuta.pl/wm11518/4f92eedb001fb3e64585d6a8/0/h.r.%20giger%20-%20the%20lovers> ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Really? I'm confused with the picture. It looks pretty fine to me...
What, you missed the phallus in the lower right corner? Or the creepy phallic symbols and images?
Damn it I saw it...