Poll: Would you do it with an Alien?
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Well I'm going to be a totally unoriginal shill and go along with:
IT FUCKING DEPENDS.
I'm not worried about 'Space AIDS' or the like because diseases have to co-evolve with the host species to be infectious. Considering that a true alien will have evolved completely separately from us the idea of something being able to jump biochemical lines that severe strikes me as...unlikely to the extreme. Throw in issues like 'right-handed VS left-handed amino acids' and 'genetic codes based on a chemical other than DNA' and it rapidly approaches outright impossibility.
Having said that I'd probably be willing to do it if:
1) We're compatible mentally. Meaning for example that while a hive-minded race might be possible in theory where each individual unit is not sapient in of itself but the sum of its parts IS I somehow doubt that it's mental processes will even remotely resemble anything we'd recognize and it might even be impossible for us to understand each other on a deep level at all.
2) We find each other physically appealing to some extent and our respective anatomies allow for mutual stimulation and gratification. This I shouldn't have to explain too deeply for obvious reasons.
...but I will anyway...
Sufficed to say that if somewhere out in the universe convergent evolution has brought forth a sapient race that follows a bipedal (Or possibly hexapod, I'm not that picky.) body layout, nurses their young through mammary-like glands that are persistent regardless of fertility, exchanges genetic material through "Insert tab-A into slot-B" type genitals involving a "Pleasurable for both parties 'Horizontal Boogie' " type process, and due to their original ecological niche and no small amount of luck strongly resemble certain Terran apex land-predators then I'd be more than willing to totally tap that space catgirl booty.
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Also, relevant and obligatory Penny Arcade reference:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/19/
IT FUCKING DEPENDS.
I'm not worried about 'Space AIDS' or the like because diseases have to co-evolve with the host species to be infectious. Considering that a true alien will have evolved completely separately from us the idea of something being able to jump biochemical lines that severe strikes me as...unlikely to the extreme. Throw in issues like 'right-handed VS left-handed amino acids' and 'genetic codes based on a chemical other than DNA' and it rapidly approaches outright impossibility.
Having said that I'd probably be willing to do it if:
1) We're compatible mentally. Meaning for example that while a hive-minded race might be possible in theory where each individual unit is not sapient in of itself but the sum of its parts IS I somehow doubt that it's mental processes will even remotely resemble anything we'd recognize and it might even be impossible for us to understand each other on a deep level at all.
2) We find each other physically appealing to some extent and our respective anatomies allow for mutual stimulation and gratification. This I shouldn't have to explain too deeply for obvious reasons.
...but I will anyway...
Sufficed to say that if somewhere out in the universe convergent evolution has brought forth a sapient race that follows a bipedal (Or possibly hexapod, I'm not that picky.) body layout, nurses their young through mammary-like glands that are persistent regardless of fertility, exchanges genetic material through "Insert tab-A into slot-B" type genitals involving a "Pleasurable for both parties 'Horizontal Boogie' " type process, and due to their original ecological niche and no small amount of luck strongly resemble certain Terran apex land-predators then I'd be more than willing to totally tap that space catgirl booty.
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Also, relevant and obligatory Penny Arcade reference:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/19/
I don't read/watch erotic stuff or manga stuff, so wouldn't really know about that. And I'm one of those weird people that would rather have a meaningful relationship more than getting in someone's (something's) pants.interspark said:
depends if it's a sexy alien, like Liara of Mass Effect or a horrible one that wants to kill you like an alien off aliens, or a prawn from district 9, that would just be sick
Most of the females from Avatar looked like crack whores crossed with Warhammer's 40k Tau.ZAch055 said:
But to each their own I guess.
Well, does the alien look like a person? Because if so, then yes, if not then I'm not sure I'd find it drop dead gorgeous, I don't really swing that way.
So is the basic question: Am I desperate enough to have sex, even when I realize the possibility of contracting incurable fatal space diseases, getting impregnated as a male, or turning into some sort of hideous monster?interspark said:
If so, then yes! ... I mean no.
Ahahaha... That was weirdish.ObsessiveSketch said:
Well at least now I know that "It's Fantastic."
Oh yeah, if i said "an alien alien", not everyone would understand what i meant. AVP was the best context i could think of.
but yeah, me comprendo.
btw, sex with a predator would be freaky as shit, but between the two sides, yes--Predator...shove your tounge down those mandibles! tastes like chicken!
but yeah, me comprendo.
btw, sex with a predator would be freaky as shit, but between the two sides, yes--Predator...shove your tounge down those mandibles! tastes like chicken!