Poll: Would you ever have children?

[FamoFunk]

I used to think having kids was horrible and I'd never, ever do it... ever.

Come 2009 where I'm actually pushing a human being out of me.

It's the best thing ever, but I very highly doubt I'd ever have anymore.

 

[Tasachan]

I already have 2, I definitely want to have another 2. I love being a parent, it's something I've always wanted.

there really should be a law against bringing children on public transportations.

That's a little harsh, don't you think? :| My kids are very well behaved when we take public transportation.

 

[Scrubiii]

I never really thought about it, but i'm hoping to study medicine at University so that's a five year course, and after that being a doctor doesn't really leave all that much time free for finding a girlfriend (assuming I could), let alone having kids. On top of that that, I have zero fatherly traits so I seriously doubt it, but who knows.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I've always thought of babies as chest-bursters that, instead of just killing you immediately, slowly drain your life, as well as your freedom, energy, time, and ability to feel joy, away over a period of 18 years, at which point they abandon you in your soulless, deprived state of near-death until they reappear without warning and ask for money and if it'd be cool if they could crash on the couch for a couple days, please.

So for some reason I get the feeling that I wouldn't be the world's greatest dad.

 

[DRSH1989]

I'm a bad person. My children would probably grow up to be f-cked up... so meh, no. But who knows...

 

[Amberella]

I plan to have children with Tom someday. But first we both need to be financially stable and all that jazz. :3

 

[Ukasuy]

Yup, 2 kids ideally but an absolute max of 3 if my future wife wants more.
BUT there's a lot of things I'd like to do before kids. I'd like to become a parent maybe around 28-30

 

[F'Angus]

I don't particularly like children a lot of the time but sure I want to have some in the future

 

[ScoopMeister]

Possibly, but only if the right person comes along... No luck so far ...

 

[KorLeonis]

Hitting 30 this year, and I'm still content with the "no" choice I made a long time ago. Plenty of reasons I use when people demand justification, but simply put, I don't want em.

 

[Bat Vader]

I have no intention of ever becoming a parent. I can't stand children. My cousin came over about two months ago and brought her two kids with her. The two kids annoyed me greatly. They kept asking if they could use my x-box 360 even when I told them no.

 

[JIst00]

Yeah, I love kids, and cant wait for my second childhood to begin!

 

[Poptart Invasion]

Nope. I'm great with kids as long as they belong to someone else. Besides, as I get older, I'm realizing that I have more and more of my father's traits, and he was shitty at his job.

The sins of the father pass to the son, I guess.

 

[SamuelT]

I would love to, one day. After I've grown up properly myself.

 

[Dieter Meyer]

While I do despise kids, I would very much like to have one. I'd see if it wasnt possible to raise that little bastard to become a decent human being unlike all those shit kids you see nowadays...

 

[jpoon]

I don't want them at all. Not like there aren't enough of the little heathens anyways. People need to stop popping these little shits out like they deserve them or like were low on human population.

This is a pretty major point of contention between me and my girlfriend, I suspect this will be what gets us separated eventually... *shrugs*

* Adoption is what people should be thinking about if anything, those kids need a lot of help.

 

[Mondai Randy]

I definitely want to have children. Two is my limit , but if I have more , I will give them all the love I can give........

 

[Kecunk]

Yes i plan to have kids, it would be a terrible tragedy to allow my superior genes to die with me.

 

[newwiseman]

I never thought I would want children until I held my niece in my arms the first time. Here is this little creature that will love you unconditionally and need you for everything if they are to survive.

Same feeling happened when I got to hold my newborn nephews too, I'm told my uncle cried when he held me after I was born because he thought he would never get to be a father.

I think the feeling is primarily an evolved response to ensure that the newborns are cared for by their kin until they can fend for themselves, regardless of the cause the feeling is real.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I want to. I absolutely adore babies for some reason. But if the kid turns out to be a little brat, I'm not letting them get away with it. I don't believe in hitting kids though.