Poll: Would you kick a puppy?

[Canadamus Prime]

No of course not! Don't be ridiculous.

 

[Gladiateher]

Everytime you kick a puppy your penis shrinks 1/4 inch.

You're not helping science here. :c

SCIENCE DAMN YOU! SCIENCE DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Did that help science?

 

[GrimSheeper]

I guess if you paid for my college education, I'd give it a kick. Anything less and I'd kick you and take the money. I have less of an issue with committing first rate assault and theft than I have with kicking a dog.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

$5 to kick a defenceless Puppy? What kind of sick bastard are you for asking this?

As a Dog owner myself, if I saw someone kick my Dog for $5 (well £5 as I live in the UK), then i'd be sure to kick them even harder.

 

[Bravo 21]

Nope, and if somebody kicked my dog, who is still kinda a puppy, for money,i would probably really want to punch them.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

£3? I'm not a charity, you can do better than that...
...hell, give me £1000 and I'll kill someone for you...and I'll throw in a kicked puppy for free!

...no wait, I've got a better idea. Everyone give me £5 or I kick your puppy. Don't have a puppy? I'll kick your gran. Don't have a gran? I'll kick your console. Don't have a console? I'll kick in the balls. Don't have balls? I'll find a way to kick something you like. One way or the other...

 

[loc978]

No. My time and expertise are worth far more than $5 per kick.

 

[keideki]

Normally I would answer No, not under any circumstances would I kick that puppy, but I had to choose the Portal 2 based answer... hahaha, but I digress. Animal abuse is not a laughing matter.

 

[Ashcrexl]

no. dogs are sentient. $5 is nowhere near worth it to hurt a sentient being.

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

£3? I'm not a charity, you can do better than that...
...hell, give me £1000 and I'll kill someone for you...and I'll throw in a kicked puppy for free!

while utterly inappriopriate and ridiculous you made me laugh at 3 in the morning, well done

Also no. The question isn't would I kick a puppy for... but why the hell would anyone willingly harm an animal in the first place? (medicine is fine imo so long as animals are treated as ethically as possible - and that includes having a satisfying life- slight digression to say the least but it's in the same scpoe of topic)

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Everytime you kick a puppy your penis shrinks 1/4 inch.

You're not helping science here. :c

SCIENCE DAMN YOU! SCIENCE DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Did that help science?

In social siences regarding how people with the Ghostbusters-logo as an avatar react to the word science... probably.

 

[Tartarga]

The only way I would ever kick a puppy is if it had rabies or something and was trying to bite me. Self preservation outweighs the cuteness of any puppy.

 

[Fwee]

Probably not. However I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I pretty much hate all small dogs. Especially Shih-tzu's. And miniature poodles. And regular poodles. Most types of small dogs just piss me off for some reason and I hate them IHATETHEM!!!
Although I've met a few cool ones.

 

[Super Toast]

That puppy is too damn lovable to kick.

 

[Mr. Gency]

No. Though this reminds me of a time when I almost kicked one by accident. I was going to launch one of my dog's toys into the air using my foot while he was but a few feet away, he made a mad dash for the toy while I was kicking it. It was close too.

What kind of asshole would do that?

Cobra?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Nope, and if somebody kicked my dog, who is still kinda a puppy, for money,i would probably really want to punch them.

This, exept it did happen. I threw them out of the house, then beat their ass the next day. You do not fuck with my dog.

Screw the dog, beware of owner.

 

[Faux Furry]

Add no less than five zeroes behind that five/fifteen and I might seriously consider it. Suffering builds character and the puppy will get over it as a tougher individual just as it would in the wild. I could even buy the puppy a treat with some of that money afterward just to show that there are no hard feelings.

Now, if kicking the puppy will save a life somehow (kicking the puppy into a terrorist or kicking a deadly arachnid off of the puppy?), then I might do so for free. So, yes...for Science...and friendship!

 

[Drakmorg]

Maybe if it was rabid and trying to attack me. Although in that case kicking probably wouldn't be my first instinct.
Otherwise no. I'm not the kind of garbage that would even consider kick a puppy for anything less than $20.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Nope, puppies are too damn cute, especially that one.

Besides, I own a dog and I've had him since he was a puppy, so I couldn't imagine kicking him.

 

[RivFader86]

hehe really hoping the "it's just an animal" people get punched by a gorilla for 5 bananas