Poll: Would you kill your clone?

[Eddie the head]

I'm not going to kill someone because it might make my life hard. I'm not a fucking psychopath. If he is exactly like me and we both "know" I'm the real one then I think he would be willing to let go of my life and move on.

 

[lordmardok]

Yeah, he do the same thing to me.

 

[ABLb0y]

Probably cut my pinkie off or something so people can tell us apart, then go play video games with him.

 

[The Funslinger]

I think I'd just wait till he's asleep, knock him out, and tatoo 'NOT ARJAN' (my real name) on his forehead. That way I can be assured of a distinction while I bide my time to figure out what to do with him.

But if he's you, then he'll probably think to do the same. Or possibly do it in spiteful retaliation.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

All things considered... no, not really. If my clone is a living, sentient being, then I don't think I could bring myself to murder her... though we'd have to get a few things straightened out, first. Also, how do I know that I'm not the clone and she's the real thing?

 

[Casual Shinji]

I think I'd just wait till he's asleep, knock him out, and tatoo 'NOT ARJAN' (my real name) on his forehead. That way I can be assured of a distinction while I bide my time to figure out what to do with him.

But if he's you, then he'll probably think to do the same. Or possibly do it in spiteful retaliation.

I'm approaching this with the assumption that he came from a lab somewhere, and so doesn't have a key to my house. However, if he's a clone that just emerges from the mirror, I'm probably gonna have to murder him. I'll shove those stupid glasses down his throat!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yes. I wouldn't even feel conflicted about it. That asshole knows too much to be allowed to live.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

I'd make out with my clone just for the bragging rights. Then I'd feel sleazy and buy her dinner to atone for it.