Poll: Would you like a tail?

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FilipJPhry

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Bless you for adding the Dragonball option! Hell yes, a monkey's tail(duh) would be perfect for me. I want it to have cartoony characteristics, like hanging from a bar with it, or use it as a balancing arc.
 

klaynexas3

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John the Gamer said:
dyre said:
John the Gamer said:
dyre said:
No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.
Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.
Hell yeah, gimme retractable fire breathing glands too!
How about you just get to turn into a dragon at will? You'd be all like:

-Traffic yam? Fly away.
-Parking ticket? Burn it (and the officer too?).
-Hungry? Eat a cow.
dude, i love traffic yams. so good. but for everything else the dragon at will thing would be kind of awesome. though, i would like to decide which parts change, like i could have wings but still have my human body, or just breathe fire at someone while still appearing human. maybe even change my fist into a dragon claw at the last second to fuck with some people in a fight.
 

SD-Fiend

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only if it was this guy's tail:


also I would like for it to be proportionality as big and strong enough to support my weight.
 

diebane

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A tail is just something that hurts when I sit on it to me. It's like a addition to my body which serves to purpose at all. All it can provide is pain, discomfort and bumping stuff over as I turn.

No, thank you. No need for a tail.

mfG diebane
 

idarkphoenixi

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I imagine my jeans would be incredibly uncomfortable if I had a tail. If it's just for show then I'll pass, I'd rather not become a spectable but if it actually had a usefull aspect to it then sure.
 

scoopz

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I think it would be cool if it was going to be useful. Like if grab things and pick them up with it. :D
 

Asmundr

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John the Gamer said:
dyre said:
No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.
Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.
Kinda what I was thinking about lol
 

derelict

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DeadlyYellow said:
Pfft. No. I'd rather have a third working arm.

I'd still be a freak, but at least I'll have something with a practical use.
You could be an EPIC guitarist. "OMG! He's shredding like he's got three--oh, wait."
 

Guardian of Nekops

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Tails of any variety aren't high on my list of desired superpowers. Apart from the look (which would be largely a disadvantage without, say, cat ears to go with), I can't think of a single thing it would let me do.

If someone offered me one, we'd have a long discussion about other possibilities, though... that sort of magic/tech would almost have to something else to offer me.
 

Drakmorg

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Not really.
Most likely all it would lead to is me having to cut holes in my pants and being more uncomfortable when sitting down.
 

wottabout

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I have discussed this SO MUCH with my friends. Yes, I definitely want a tail, but only if it is soft and furry, and versatile enough to pick things up. It would be like a third arm!
 

Alar

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A long, prehensile tail that could grasp and lift things with roughly equal or greater strength than one of my arms would be pretty boss, I've gotta say. It would make most tasks of physical labor much easier.
 

TheLoneBeet

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Depends on the tail. I voted maybe because if it was a furry tail, then hell no. However, if it was a reptilian tail, then hell yes.
 

ckam

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Dude, I would have a monkey tail to reference the Journey to the West.

I would want cat ears and a cat tail to entice woman or maybe have a woman with such traits entice me... Mmm.