Poll: Would you mind someone Narrating your life?
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Aside from the fact I already occasionally narrate my own life and talk to myself a lot, it just seems pointless. Also, a problem occurred to me. Well, two problems. First, as somebody else already mentioned, is masturbation. Depending on how graphic the narrator gets, I may never want to masturbate again.
Second, what about sleeping? If the narrator also narrates what you think, does he/she narrate your dreams as well? I see this becoming a problem with actually getting enough sleep to function. In short, a narrator might be a cool idea for the great moments in life, but just seems impractical the rest of the time.
Second, what about sleeping? If the narrator also narrates what you think, does he/she narrate your dreams as well? I see this becoming a problem with actually getting enough sleep to function. In short, a narrator might be a cool idea for the great moments in life, but just seems impractical the rest of the time.
Would be mostly fun, but there are times where it'd just ruin everything.
If you could turn it off for a bit, then yes.
If I had to, I'd go with Logan Cunningham (guy who narrated Bastion)
If you could turn it off for a bit, then yes.
If I had to, I'd go with Logan Cunningham (guy who narrated Bastion)
"And then the hero finally forced the last brown odorous log from his rectal cavity, this marked his conquest over the Indian restaurant."
I'm pretty sure that if I hear a disembodies voice who narrate my action I would be driven to madness and send to the nuthouse especially ifI'm the only one who hear it. So overall no I don't want someone to narrate my life.
It would be cool for the first hour or two and then I would just get pissed and eventually make him stop....by force if I have too.
if I had to choose it would either be the narrator from Fallout or Morgan Freeman, I would prefer the first since my life would be an epic tale.
if I had to choose it would either be the narrator from Fallout or Morgan Freeman, I would prefer the first since my life would be an epic tale.
Sounds incredibly useful, to me. I was thinking about choosing no until I actually entered the thread, but then I found out it would reveal peoples' intentions and other things I might not already know. Also someone suggested Brian Blessed [HEADING=1]Brian Blessed![/HEADING] and that would just be incredible.
Pretty sure you'd be diagnosed with schizophrenia if you got into discussions with the narrator or kept mentioning him to people you meet. I'm actually reckoning that after a few years you actually might lose sight of reality if there was a constant voice talking that would never stop.
I like these threads. People never take sex into account when they post. But then, this might not be a problem for some of you.
Yes I'd like Ron Pearlman or Samuel L. Jackson to handle the duties. They may get bored narrating my 9 hour days in the office though.
I concur. I would also add Jeremy Irons and Stephen Fry to the short list, but Liam Neeson would win.Issurru said:Only if it's Liam Neeson, or Morgan Freeman. Since honestly those are pretty much the only choices I believe are correctBut I'll go with Neeson over Freeman
Besides the entertainment value, having narration would probably be pretty handy, help me pick up on missed social cues, whatnot. Also, since I have an instinct for picking up voices, I'd slowly take on some of the traits, which would be awesome.
On one hand, it might be neat/fun to have the guy from Bastion narrating my life....
But on the other it would get REALLY intrusive.
"Guy's gotten caught in the net. He ain't getting no work done today, and he knows he's screwed"
"Guy's looking at stuff he shouldn't be. He's hopin' no one's watchin'"
"Guy's stalling on his stats homework. Heh, may as well be tryin' to break a break wall with his hands"
"Guy's just sittin' there, waitin'. He wonders why takin' a dump's gotta take so long"
....Yeah, that would get annoying if it was going on all the time.
Not to mention I wouldn't want to hear him commenting on me with my girlfriend. Not only would it be distracting, but it would kill the mood and just be all around creepy. Hell no.
But on the other it would get REALLY intrusive.
"Guy's gotten caught in the net. He ain't getting no work done today, and he knows he's screwed"
"Guy's looking at stuff he shouldn't be. He's hopin' no one's watchin'"
"Guy's stalling on his stats homework. Heh, may as well be tryin' to break a break wall with his hands"
"Guy's just sittin' there, waitin'. He wonders why takin' a dump's gotta take so long"
....Yeah, that would get annoying if it was going on all the time.
Not to mention I wouldn't want to hear him commenting on me with my girlfriend. Not only would it be distracting, but it would kill the mood and just be all around creepy. Hell no.