Poll: Would You Spit or Swallow?

[ReservoirAngel]

Swallow. Always swallow.

 

[Biodeamon]

the title of this is so horribly out of context....

but yeah i'd probably spit it out if i did get water in my mouth, but whenever i'm not eating or talking my mouth is locked shut like a trap so i probably wouldn't get water in my mouth.

 

[Optional Opinion]

Swallow. I base my answer on what I expected the poll to be about. Deal with it, homophobes :U

You don't have to be a homophobe to think that the act you're talking about is disgusting.

Spit.

 

[Ekonk]

I'm not sure wether the OP is being hilariously euphemistic, or actually means water.

Because I've never been swimming if we're talking the kind where you go swimming with males and there isn't a lot to swallow when swimming with females.

If we're talking regular swimming, spit it out obviously. Especially in the sea, that shit is nasty salt.

 

[Linkassassin360]

Depends if I'm getting paid

I try not to swallow the water I'm swimming in. But then again, I've only ever swam in a pool or the sea. Both of them have copious amounts of bodily waste in them.

Hahaha. Funniest response I saw

 

[JoshGod]

The title made me think of powers, happy memories, anyway i would spit as the water is likely to have something nasty in it either way.

 

[ZeroMachine]

All depends on the taste, really. I won't if it's too salty.

Like, you know, from the ocean.

 

[fingerbang143]

I would swallow....because I finish what I start, and seeing I was already "swimming" I think it is part of my duty as a "swimmer" to swallow

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Spit, obviously. swimming pool water is about 5% human waste/ dead skin cells.

[sub] if you mean the other thing then i dont get myself into that position [/sub]

 

[dubblem]

I'd use friendship to summon a pony to ride so I could raise my head above the water.

 

[fingerbang143]

A true champ can eat an animal carcass no problem

 

[Tinneh]

Swallow. I base my answer on what I expected the poll to be about. Deal with it, homophobes :U

You don't have to be a homophobe to think that the act you're talking about is disgusting.

Spit.

Oh good, you got annoyed/mad/buttdevastated. Mission accomplished.

I'm bi, bi the way (badumtiss!) and have never done anything with a guy.

[EDIT] Please read "Mission accomplished." in Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove's voice, it's much funnier I assure you.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I totally thought this thread would be about something else...
I feel betrayed.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm bi, bi the way (badumtiss!) and have never done anything with a guy.

For what it's worth, I recommend it. Very highly, too.

You don't have to be a homophobe to think that the act you're talking about is disgusting.

Ah, no harm no foul. Nothing wrong with swallowing, it's very pleasant in fact

 

[deathninja]

Oh good, you got annoyed/mad/buttdevastated. Mission accomplished.

I'm bi, bi the way (badumtiss!) and have never done anything with a guy.

/salute

Same situation, and I'd go with swallow, give as good as you get, right?

 

[FalloutJack]

Let's face it boys and girls, we're all going to or have already done it at least once, so let's be honest here. When you're out swimming and end up getting water from a lake, river, or hell, even a pond in your mouth, would you or did you swallow it like a champ, or spit it out?

Right, and grimace like a champ and digest fish poop like a champ and get the runs like a champ or a disease like a champ. There's a time and a place for machismo. Nobody will judge you if you spit out water.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Oh christ, this is one of the best threads I've seen in a while, you sneaky dog you.

I seem to remember swallowing a few times for some ghastly reason when I was younger, but nowadays I spit. You don't know what else is in there.

...the amount of self-degradation in one thread is truly astounding. Congrats.

 

[Sinisterspider]

well didn't see that coming, since the question isn't quite what i expected i have to change my answer to spit. What're you looking at me like that for?

 

[Custard_Angel]

Well now, most of the time I'm off swimming the water quality isn't what I'd label as readily consumable, so it's a spit from me.

One time however I was fishing in a mountain stream and tripped up taking in a mouthful of water.

I swallowed and wouldn't you know it, it was the cleanest tasting water I'd ever had.

So, if you are a spitter, don't be afraid of swallowing sometime. You may just like it.