Poll: Would You Spit or Swallow?

[teebeeohh]

ponies
i always look for ponies when swimming so i have something to spit the water at.

 

[Philip Petrunak]

Nah. If I was in a situation where I was in a situation I would spit, unless I know the water well enough to know it doesn't have anything.

 

[Triscut900]

Swallow it's already in your mouth and why not it's more fun that way.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Depends if I'm getting paid

I try not to swallow the water I'm swimming in. But then again, I've only ever swam in a pool or the sea. Both of them have copious amounts of bodily waste in them.

This is pretty much awesome.

OT: Always spit it out. Who knows what animals or *shudders* people have been doing in that water.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spit. That's some damn dirty water, usually. Plus, ocean water is very, very, very salty. My face is going to be salty for a while cause of it.
And hell? Spit that shit out! For all you know it actually liquified bat shit mixed with extract of suffering!

 

[AbstractStream]

I found the ponies option very funny.

Spit that water out!! I will admit to swallowing pool water sometimes but then I feel very very VERY dirty. Little kids pee there D:

 

[Sarynroth]

Spit in an overly dramatic way. I don't want to have a poorly stomach.

 

[escapistraptor]

OP is either a genius or has way too pure a mind. I'm going to assume to former.

 

[Zap Happy]

Whatever the lake wants, baby.

 

[AsianMafiaSin]

I naturally swallow, if I had a choice I would spit but it goes down so fast (dead serious if we're talking about water, not a c***sucker)

 

[Slangeveld]

Ponies of course.

But I usually spit it out.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Spit, I hate it when I drink pool water, and ond water would make me feel gross.

 

[holy_secret]

I swallow, but only when surprised.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

Swallow. I base my answer on what I expected the poll to be about. Deal with it, homophobes :U

We should get together.


I don't swim in the sea very often (england is cold...) and i've never swam in a pond... pool water is horrible, spit it out.


but i'd probably ponies.

What? its an option...

 

[Kiltguy]

I gargle it a while, to sea how it taste, but I always end up spitting...

 

[The Night Shade]

Spit a big one

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

Misleading title goes lolololol.
OT: spit im not swallowing water other people and or things have been in. Unless the water asks me nicely and says i have pretty eyes

 

[Mannayz]

Depends. Am I thirsty or did I run out of ammo on my Super Soaker?

Mostly swallow. I shove all kinds of things down my throat in the first place and I need something to wash it down with.

Wait. That didn't come out right.

 

[A_who]

I try not swallow but it happens sometimes when I am pulling a kid out of the water. It doesn't bother me that much though.

 

[Harry Mason]

Answer to actual question of thread: If I were to suddenly become homosexual and end up with a good friend's Shwoop-De-Whoop-A-Golly-Golly in my mouth, I would swallow. I feel like there is something about spitting that kills the intimacy aspect of the act. It would be like someone going down on a woman but saran-wrapping them first (which, admittedly, is a real form of STD protection called a "dental dam," but in my opinion there is no reason in the world to be sampling the local cuisine with someone who you suspect may have a burning sensation they haven't clued you in on).

Answer to the cover up question: Pond and lake water is full of mostly harmless bacteria. Unless you're drinking from the Tennessee River, you'll probably just build up antibodies.