Poll: Would your rather....

[DannyBoy451]

Camel legs, there must be some way I could take over the world with something like that.

Edit: Plus. I like my penis the way it is.

 

[Antidamacus]

Bullet proof glass penis

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I can walk with my hands, dammit.

EDIT: Oh, wait, I read it wrong. I thought it said "caramel legs", so I assumed we were talking the effects of drunkness.

A glass penis, probably. I can hide that.
And I imagine the ladies will be delighted.

 

[JokerGrin]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

 

[Chinchama]

Glass penis. I'm pretty sure the ladies would dig it......maybe...

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I'm going to go with camel legs, though I pray I never actually have to make that decision.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I guess a glass penis.

...weird thread.

 

[darthzew]

Glass penis, totally. I'm just imagining how much fun that would be...

 

[sms_117b]

Camel legs, glass can break, and chip, i can see a whole lot of trouble if a glass penis chipped during sex

 

[Baonec]

Glass penis all the way I'd pimp mine out by adding some trippy jelly and making it into a lava lamp.

 

[JokerGrin]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

How the hell would you become erect though?

I imagined it was glass in the shape of an ERECT penis, like a glass dildo. This poll is misleading!

 

[savandicus]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

How the hell would you become erect though?

Surely you'd be permenantly hard if it was made of glass. I'd go for the camel leg since i'd be surprised if any woman would prefer a glass penis to a normal one on their man.

Any out there care to prove me wrong?

 

[somekindawizard]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

How the hell would you become erect though?

I imagined it was glass in the shape of an ERECT penis, like a glass dildo. This poll is misleading!

Sorry, you can have your choice of erect or not.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Glass penis?

Wouldn't that be the same thing as you losing your........and then you........

Definitely camel legs.

 

[chunkydude84]

Camel legs. I can always wear baggy pants. Besides, I'll save money on socks and shoes.

 

[Jamash]

How would you piss with a glass penis?

If your glass penis also had a glass urethra, wouldn't you be constantly dribbling?

I'd got for camel legs, it'll be less messy and actually have some advantages, like it would make it easier to walk and run on sand and snow.

Funnily enough, there is an old English surname Glasscock, so I bet this isn't the first time in history that the practicality of having a glass penis has been discussed.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Bullet proof glass penis

I imagine people don't generally get shot in the penis that much...

 

[jthm]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

How the hell would you become erect though?

That's not the issue. How would you cum? How could you go back to a state of flacidness. I don't know how many of you have had overly long erections, but after a while that stuff can get sore.

 

[Duh]

camel legs, because i could pretend to be a faun and glue horns to my forehead and run aroung psychiatric hospitals hanging out with the schitzofrenic and only apearing when doctors werent around making them more crazy

well it would be either that or some very unconfortable times when boning my girlfriend and the sheer awesomenes or our hardcore lovemaking sudenly snaps my penis in half and lengthens her vagina

 

[captain awesome 12]

Either way you won't be having sex. No woman in their right mind would go out with a guy with camel legs, and a glass penis would be way too uncomfortable.

On another note, this thread is just destined to be locked.