Poll: Would your rather....

[SomeBritishDude]

Wow...This is weird.

But camel legs. A glass penis sounds quite fragile.

 

[sky14kemea]

camel legs, camels can kick hard XD

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Surely with a glass penis you'd last forever during sex? That's gotta be a plus.

How the hell would you become erect though?

That's not the issue. How would you cum? How could you go back to a state of flacidness. I don't know how many of you have had overly long erections, but after a while that stuff can get sore.

Yes, but is this a case of witchcraft or surgery? That's the question here. If it's a piece of glass made into a shape of a penis, like a dildo, which is then put where your penis used to be (snip). Or is your penis magically turned to glass and you can still feel it and perform all your body fuctions.

This really is quite a conundrum.

 

[Glerken]

Camel legs. No contest, having a glass penis would just be awkward. Camel legs aren't. Somehow.

 

[Duh]

Glass penis all the way I'd pimp mine out by adding some trippy jelly and making it into a lava lamp.

that sounds like fun, but it would be a pleasure reserved only to you, your doctor and closest friend, making sure it would raise lots of questions

 

[captain awesome 12]

Either way you won't be having sex. No woman in their right mind would go out with a guy with camel legs, and a glass penis would be way too uncomfortable.

That is offensive. Do you think its impossible for a woman to love a man who is paralyzed, or had his legs amputated?

Since when was this a serious thread? Has joking around been outlawed or something? I wasn't even being serious. However since you felt obligated to quote me I'll defend my "position which isn't really my position on a pointless subject" for the sake of discussion.

Being paralyzed or having amputated legs is far different than a freak genetic mutation like camel legs. If you did have camel legs wouldn't it raise some questions about how you got them? While a disability like what you mentioned invokes pity and sympathy, camel legs (really? camel legs?) would probably earn the response: "How the fuck did you get like that you freak?" See, unlike those other conditions which have a valid explanation, there isn't one for camel legs. Some the people I know can't get a date because of serious acne, much less desert animal limbs! I mean come on! Would you date a girl with camel legs?
[/ of serious response on camel legged people!]

Hope this doesn't come off as being harsh... if it does it wasn't my intention.

 

[somekindawizard]

Either way you won't be having sex. No woman in their right mind would go out with a guy with camel legs, and a glass penis would be way too uncomfortable.

That is offensive. Do you think its impossible for a woman to love a man who is paralyzed, or had his legs amputated?

Since when was this a serious thread? Has joking around been outlawed or something? I wasn't even being serious. However since you felt obligated to quote me I'll defend my "position which isn't really my position on a pointless subject" for the sake of discussion.

Being paralyzed or having amputated legs is far different than a freak genetic mutation like camel legs. If you did have camel legs wouldn't it raise some questions about how you got them? While a disability like what you mentioned invokes pity and sympathy, camel legs (really? camel legs?) would probably earn the response: "How the fuck did you get like that you freak?" See, unlike those other conditions which have a valid explanation, there isn't one for camel legs. Some the people I know can't get a date because of serious acne, much less desert animal limbs! I mean come on! Would you date a girl with camel legs?
[/ of serious response on camel legged people!]

Hope this doesn't come off as being harsh... if it does it wasn't my intention.

hahaha, everyone just chill! I didnt create this for people to argue, its just for fun.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Either way you won't be having sex. No woman in their right mind would go out with a guy with camel legs, and a glass penis would be way too uncomfortable.

That is offensive. Do you think its impossible for a woman to love a man who is paralyzed, or had his legs amputated?

Since when was this a serious thread? Has joking around been outlawed or something? I wasn't even being serious. However since you felt obligated to quote me I'll defend my "position which isn't really my position on a pointless subject" for the sake of discussion.

Being paralyzed or having amputated legs is far different than a freak genetic mutation like camel legs. If you did have camel legs wouldn't it raise some questions about how you got them? While a disability like what you mentioned invokes pity and sympathy, camel legs (really? camel legs?) would probably earn the response: "How the fuck did you get like that you freak?" See, unlike those other conditions which have a valid explanation, there isn't one for camel legs. Some the people I know can't get a date because of serious acne, much less desert animal limbs! I mean come on! Would you date a girl with camel legs?
[/ of serious response on camel legged people!]

Hope this doesn't come off as being harsh... if it does it wasn't my intention.

This was more like "I have been a camel legged individual for 3 years and I am offended by this thread".

Ahha I see. Well if you had said that originally I wouldn't have been so harsh. My apologies. You would also receive my sympathy but in keeping with my previous post I'm not allowed to do that.

 

[Izakflashman]

Glass penis, Cause it would be a hit with the ladies. Unless it was uber thin glass that shatters. Hmmm.

 

[samsprinkle]

It depends...Can I somehow still feel my penis? If not then camel legs all the way.

 

[Captain_Caveman]

glass cant have nerves. no nerves in wiener makes no ooooooooo face. no oooooo face = bad

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'm gonna stretch the criteria and say a Lexan penis.