i once got pissed because my girlfriend was teasing me with a (fake) diamond in a chain, and because there was some horrible show on tv.
With my one hand, i grabbed her tit, pushed her down and with the other i threw the diamond at the tv (about 3 meters away) and hit the 2x2 cm off botton - nice
With my one hand, i grabbed her tit, pushed her down and with the other i threw the diamond at the tv (about 3 meters away) and hit the 2x2 cm off botton - nice