Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

[Zayren]

I make threats to my PC, My phone, My kettle for not boiling fast enough, and also whenever there is a bunch of electronic equipment that makes that GODDAMN high pitched noise that only teenagers can hear, or only people below 25 or something.

That makes me yell because I can't hear it. I hate knowing I'm slowly going deaf at 16...

 

[Xrysthos]

Anything electronic that can malfunction or things I can hit my head, elbow or shins on, in addition to sharp stuff I can step on. They all get a lot of heat. It's nice to let out some aggression. It's better to smack the monitor around than the next person to come into the room.

I blew up my old computer with fireworks. It felt good.

"And that's for freezing up and deleting all my lab work!"

 

[Metric Monkey]

I once won this goldfish as this carnival I was at when I was about eight years old. As I was walking back to the car to take me home, my foot gets caught on a tree root which caused me to get amazingly pissed off. So I just throw the bag with the goldfish in it in a state of fury, at the tree, causing it to burst. After yelling at the tree for about five minutes I noticed there was no goldfish with me. That then resulted in me crying about my dead pet.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

All the time. They sometime yell back at me!

 

[Deleric]

I hate it when you lose a game and the commanders all like:

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW OUT THERE."

"Hey fuck you, sir!"

 

[JMWahrer]

All the time. They sometime yell back at me!

thats when you smack them around a little to show them whos boss (only do this with inaminate objects)

 

[Iammatt]

THIS IS TAKING FOREVER TO TYPE FUCK YOU YOU LAGGY LAPTOP GO DIE YOU PEICE OF SHIT!

To answer your question I dont yell at inanimate objects.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents

 

[Iammatt]

My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents

Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents

Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?

A Panasonic Flat screen HD.... Sorry I don't know T.V lingo, too many numbers and letters.

 

[Iammatt]

My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents

Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?

A Panasonic Flat screen HD.... Sorry I don't know T.V lingo, too many numbers and letters.

Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...

 

[GodsOneMistake]

My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents

Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?

A Panasonic Flat screen HD.... Sorry I don't know T.V lingo, too many numbers and letters.

Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...

my phones and LG little fucker
XD

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The shadow people I always see out of the corner of my eye. They will not leave me alone!

 

[Quinny90210]

I yelled at a bottle of barbeque sauce once.... hey, it came on me.... it wasn't as funny as everyone thought -.-

 

[chazwasser8]

My seatbelt because it's a jerk that dosen't want to be buckled.

 

[Rhayn]

I'm inclined to post this, since it's exactly what happens whenever I try to cook.

Stephen Fry: The Futility of making salad [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_f8Ru-K10c]

 

[Captain Pancake]

i always scream at a door frame if i stub my toe or something, i once threw a hoover to the floor when i hit my head off it, i usedto have a bunk-bed and i'd shout whenever i hit my head off of that.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...

O thanks for the heads up, I bought an LG 32LH3000 a few weeks ago. It has yet to give me any problems, but I'll be carefull when it does then. A few encouraging words and petting should do the trick then.

The 360 hooked up to that tv does get burned every now and then. But I've never had any big problems with that console, no RROD's, it just acts freaky every now and then.

My PC however gets scorched sooooo often. One of the fans (can't find out wich one) often screeches like a banshee, especially when I burden the PC a lot and it's a hot day like today. Our internet is also really fucked up, and is often subjected to my fury.

 

[Gerazzi]

I yell at my socks.
I somehow misplaced them while I was freaking walking.

with shoes on.

not a joke.
Well actually, I guess I might've just not put them on in the first place. >>;

 

[Deacon Cole]

Yelling at inanimate objects is a common human action because humans tend to anthromorphize things, whether animate or inanimate. It's why we mistakenly believe there is a god.