Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

Zayren

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Yes, all the time. Mainly when it doesn't work how I want or I'm playing a game really bad. I've probably got high blood pressure or something, but have never gotten it checked out. I need to get my anger in control...
 

ActionDan

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I make threats to my PC, My phone, My kettle for not boiling fast enough, and also whenever there is a bunch of electronic equipment that makes that GODDAMN high pitched noise that only teenagers can hear, or only people below 25 or something

Edit: Plus I talk to myself ALOT. I mean Deep conversations and arguments. Slightly unrelated.
 

Gaias

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When it comes to durability, nothing will be NES controller in my eyes. Back in the day that sucker got more punishment than Jesus from the Romans.
 

jane_says

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Yell? I have deep and meaningful discussions with inanimate objects!!

Got into a screaming match with my toaster this morning because I got a crumpet wedged up in it...
 

IxionIndustries

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Currently, my mouse is getting a lot of anger directed towards it. (The computer part, not the animal!)
I keep yelling at it because for some reason, on Overlord 2, it fucks up the controls.

I always yell at my computer, at some point. One time, I even got it cured of viruses, just by cussing it out so hard that I popped a blood vessel and passed out.
 

Zayren

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ActionDan said:
I make threats to my PC, My phone, My kettle for not boiling fast enough, and also whenever there is a bunch of electronic equipment that makes that GODDAMN high pitched noise that only teenagers can hear, or only people below 25 or something.
That makes me yell because I can't hear it. I hate knowing I'm slowly going deaf at 16...
 

Xrysthos

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Anything electronic that can malfunction or things I can hit my head, elbow or shins on, in addition to sharp stuff I can step on. They all get a lot of heat. It's nice to let out some aggression. It's better to smack the monitor around than the next person to come into the room.

I blew up my old computer with fireworks. It felt good.

"And that's for freezing up and deleting all my lab work!"
 

Metric Monkey

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I once won this goldfish as this carnival I was at when I was about eight years old. As I was walking back to the car to take me home, my foot gets caught on a tree root which caused me to get amazingly pissed off. So I just throw the bag with the goldfish in it in a state of fury, at the tree, causing it to burst. After yelling at the tree for about five minutes I noticed there was no goldfish with me. That then resulted in me crying about my dead pet.
 

Deleric

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I hate it when you lose a game and the commanders all like:

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW OUT THERE."

"Hey fuck you, sir!"
 

JMWahrer

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letsnoobtehpwns said:
All the time. They sometime yell back at me!
thats when you smack them around a little to show them whos boss (only do this with inaminate objects)
 

Iammatt

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THIS IS TAKING FOREVER TO TYPE FUCK YOU YOU LAGGY LAPTOP GO DIE YOU PEICE OF SHIT!

To answer your question I dont yell at inanimate objects.
 

Iammatt

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GodsOneMistake said:
iammatt95 said:
GodsOneMistake said:
My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents
Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?
A Panasonic Flat screen HD.... Sorry I don't know T.V lingo, too many numbers and letters.
Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...
 

GodsOneMistake

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iammatt95 said:
GodsOneMistake said:
iammatt95 said:
GodsOneMistake said:
My T.V has nightmares... Im so sorry tv, i destroyed your innocents
Its okay, weve all been there.What kind of TV is it?
A Panasonic Flat screen HD.... Sorry I don't know T.V lingo, too many numbers and letters.
Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...
my phones and LG little fucker
XD
 

Quinny90210

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I yelled at a bottle of barbeque sauce once.... hey, it came on me.... it wasn't as funny as everyone thought -.-