Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

Rhayn

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I'm inclined to post this, since it's exactly what happens whenever I try to cook.

Stephen Fry: The Futility of making salad [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_f8Ru-K10c]
 

Captain Pancake

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i always scream at a door frame if i stub my toe or something, i once threw a hoover to the floor when i hit my head off it, i usedto have a bunk-bed and i'd shout whenever i hit my head off of that.
 

Cowabungaa

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iammatt95 said:
Thank god it wasnt an LG, you dont wanna know what happens when you piss off those things...
O thanks for the heads up, I bought an LG 32LH3000 a few weeks ago. It has yet to give me any problems, but I'll be carefull when it does then. A few encouraging words and petting should do the trick then.

The 360 hooked up to that tv does get burned every now and then. But I've never had any big problems with that console, no RROD's, it just acts freaky every now and then.

My PC however gets scorched sooooo often. One of the fans (can't find out wich one) often screeches like a banshee, especially when I burden the PC a lot and it's a hot day like today. Our internet is also really fucked up, and is often subjected to my fury.
 

Gerazzi

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I yell at my socks.
I somehow misplaced them while I was freaking walking.

with shoes on.

not a joke.
Well actually, I guess I might've just not put them on in the first place. >>;
 

Deacon Cole

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Yelling at inanimate objects is a common human action because humans tend to anthromorphize things, whether animate or inanimate. It's why we mistakenly believe there is a god.
 

Blackadder51

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I like to yell at my car when it makes weird previously unheard of noises whilst im driving it
 

raelin_jones

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I yell at alot of things when the situation calls for it. The register at work, my tv, and my dryer are very afraid of me...as are my consoles depending on what i'm playing...silly consoles...
 

bodyklok

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Hardly ever, I'm not the yelling kind really. That said though, if I did then it would probably be at what ever was causing me to be stressed enough to yell in the first place.
 

ShotgunSmoke

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I was watching The Sopranos finale and at the very end, when the screen suddenly blacked out (you probably know the part), I started yelling "HOW THE F*CK DO YOU DARE TO F*CK UP AT THE FINALE OF THE SOPRANOS, I WILL F*CK YOU UP!". When the credits showed up I felt like a moron.

Another time I wanted to go to see Iron Man at the cinema with my friends in the morning. I woke up just 5 minutes before the screening, when my friends called me to ask, where am I. I looked at the clock, got pissed and threw my cellphone against the wall. I smashed it in half. That was f*cking stupid, because we went to the next screening.

Yesterday I got a new Ipod Nano (4th gen, 16GB) and I couldn't get it out of the plastic case thingy. I started to freak out and yell, not for long though.

and also whenever there is a bunch of electronic equipment that makes that GODDAMN high pitched noise that only teenagers can hear, or only people below 25 or something.
This.
 

The Diabolical Biz

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jane_says said:
Yell? I have deep and meaningful discussions with inanimate objects!!

Got into a screaming match with my toaster this morning because I got a crumpet wedged up in it...
It screamed back?
 

The Diabolical Biz

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Roaminthecrimesolvingpaladin said:
EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault
Aww, they were only following orders
Pretty damn retarded orders. What kind of idiot send scouts to attack a venerable dreadnought? What kind of retarded scout obeys?
No, it was the marines fault. And the dice. Curse these instruments of random number generation placed before us by the dice gods
Yeah, dice are just evil, 6 1s out of 7...my dice have never fully recovered *shudder*
 

jane_says

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Roaminthecrimesolvingpaladin said:
jane_says said:
Yell? I have deep and meaningful discussions with inanimate objects!!

Got into a screaming match with my toaster this morning because I got a crumpet wedged up in it...
It screamed back?
It didn't so much yell as billow out crumpety smoke.
 

ViolentlyHappy91

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I yelled at my soldering iron when I burnt myself on it.....LIST TIME!

-Soldering Iron
-Table
-Children's toys
-EVERYTHING!
 

New Troll

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I'm not prone to yelling, but I have called inanimate objects like my mouse, computer, vehicle, alarm clock, etc... some really aweful things. And yes, sometimes I even feel bad about it. Poor iPod, it's not it's fault it doesn't shuffle to what I want to hear next.