Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

[DigitalSushi]

I told a noisy pipe to stop mocking me. I was tired and trying to sleep. GODDAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

I'm not a pipe!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Yes. All my furniture shits diamonds when I loose a game or am pissed about something.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I play online games so yes. My tv is very scared of me.

Made me laugh my ass off, but it's true for me as well.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

If I get my ass handed to me in an epic fashion I tend to shout at my controller.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Sometimes, I'll hover my finger over the off button on my computer when it freezes up.

I'm just letting it know that I have power over it at all times.

It never listens though.

 

[zeroharpuia]

I've yelled at a Go-Kart before.
But that was because it was possesed by the all powerful king of the Dolphin Gods.
(And because it annoyed me)

 

[runedeadthA]

Well if I injure myself on something I usually yell at the injury itself, How dare it be on my body!
Oh and I yell at the computer, but that's normal... Freaking hacking bots

 

[Ginnipe]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

So true, but I hate CoD, I just hate it when my team in Resistance 2 don't even shoot

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I told a noisy pipe to stop mocking me. I was tired and trying to sleep. GODDAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

Did it not eurek when it was meant to ? or did it start to ra-tutting?
<color=white>Red Dwarf ref btw

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Doors. They always turn up when I least expect them and put themselves in my way before I see them...

 

[Kinguendo]

A tree was on the receiving end of my wrath once, I shouted "F**K YOU, TREE!"... I was very, very drunk.

Me and the tree are no longer on speaking terms.

What did the tree do to you Jak? It's OK your safe here. *Pats him on the shoulder reassuringly*
<color=white>Sorry I'm just really bored

Oh god the memories are coming back, the tree slept with my wife! *SOBS*

XD

 

[Daezd]

I don't yell, but I get angry.

Most recently it was at a glass of milk.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Oh god the memories are coming back, the tree slept with my wife! *SOBS*

XD

Is this the tree ? *hands him a picture*

 

[Sir_Puffybottom]

I have a backwards door in my house that smashes my god damn face so if it could be a human it would be in a vegetable state from the beatings it taken

 

[Shoto Koto]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

Wait, why do you shout at the marines when you losing at CoD? How is that a reaon to shout at them?

Because they are stood there mocking me for my failure

Yep they're just standing there like, "I would have killed that guy" or "Haha, my power armour would have stopped that, looks like you're a n00b"

Besides that, I'm far too patient and lovely to shout at anything...

 

[Kinguendo]

Oh god the memories are coming back, the tree slept with my wife! *SOBS*

XD

Is this the tree ? *hands him a picture*

I dont know... they all look the same!

(Oh yeah, I went there... tree racism?!?)

 

[Charisma]

They were asking for it, much like your mom.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I dont know... they all look the same!

(Oh yeah, I went there... tree racism?!?)

For you then, we shall burn down the forest he was in, he won't get away with sleeping with your wife.
<color=white>Really should stop this one

 

[T-Bone24]

I told a noisy pipe to stop mocking me. I was tired and trying to sleep. GODDAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

I'm not a pipe!

STOP MOCKING ME!