- Feb 25, 2008
Everyone who's ever eaten my food has kept it down, none of them died either, so it must be good...
Try sprinkling some cinnamon and sugar on your buttered toastomegaweopon said:I am a master chef! I create wonderful dishes to tantalize, tempt your taste buds, into conforming into the glorious vision I have set forth! Be prepared oh Escapist for today is your lucky day! I shall share some wonderful recipes for your next dinner party! Be ready to print out these bad boys. Here we go!
1 Box spaghetti noodles
1 jar premade pasta sauce
Boil the pasta, until it is soft. Serve with sauce!
2 slices bread
1 small spoon of butter
Put two pieces of bread in the toaster. Spread with butter.
Ramen Noodle Soup
1 pack of Ramen Noodles (Any brand)
Place ramen in bowl, and cover with water. Microwave on high for 3 and a half minutes
Realization that Omegaweopon is a terrible chef that burns No-Bake cookies (How!?!?!?!)
Cook a wonderful meal.
I can do that better than you, just you watch!
Consume burnt goods, because he tossed yours away, as his is clearly better.
Any chance we could get some backstory on this ramen incident? It sounds worthy of remembrance.LiberalSquirrel said:I have failed to cook ramen.
Yes, really. I'm not joking.
And no, not "real" ramen either. The stuff you buy for 10 cents in pre-made packets.
Yeah. That answer your question?
I'm a rather good baker though, if I do say so myself.