Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

[theunholydeath]

Jacob unfortunatly, jack is handy to have in a fight, mordin is hilarious, grunt and garrus are always my squad, tali is just too adorable, miranda would crush me with her boobs, and im more afriad of boob crushing than abb crushing, samara would probibly kill me before i could get a single round off and thane is just awesome, jacob is just, well who cares, the guys too trusting

 

[theunholydeath]

oh yeah forgot legion, hes a fucking robot, you dont kill robots that like you.

 

[Double A]

Why do we have to stop at one?

Miranda and Jack are located on the same option for your convenience. OP should have added Jacob instead of giving him his own button, but you can't win them all.

 

[white_salad]

Jack.

She just always came off as the teenage em kid showing off. Oh I murder I'm such a murderous *****, ooo look at meeeeeee.

 

[conmag9]

Miranda: "I'm Shepard's second in command"
Shepard: Come again? I miss a memo here?

Miranda: "On this ship, we follow orders"
Shepard: Yes Miranda, let's try the authoritative attitude against the anarchistic mass murderess with more biotic power than any human alive, I'm sure it'll turn out wonderfully. Moron.

Half of Miranda's lines made me want to punch her in her smug little face. Her terrifyingly awkward, uncanny valley face. The other half made me want to move her office into the airlock and have EDI reenact the Shrodenger's Cat thought experiment. The first time I went through the Suicide mission. She and Jacob died. Jacob, I wish had lived, as he was, if slightly bland, a reasonably pleasant individual. I hated her enough that I didn't restart it.

 

[Mimssy]

Only one? Darn.

If I can only choose one, Miranda dies. (followed by Jacob and Samara)

 

[Gearset]

Jack. For being so ungrateful for me going all the way down to the fucking engineering to see her.
*****.

 

[joshuaayt]

Shepard. I'd kill Shepard. What has she ever done for me? I have to do all of the hard work, and she just gets to flirt with... Well, everyone.

Screw Shepard.

 

[ScreamingNinja]

Lol. 'I HATE ALL GETH ALL GETH ARE BAD WE MADE TEH ROBOT SLAVES AN THEY HATE US WAH!'

Yeah, not racist at all. XD

Well, they did kind of kill billions of Quarians and steal their planet.

That's what you get with the making of the slaves though..

Then it's fair to say they're both at fault.

What, the Geth are at fault for not wanting to be slaves anymore? Yeah, totally. Apply that to now-days. Damn you all you Ex slaves running around the place killing people! That shit's totally not right. XD

 

[Jake0fTrades]

snip

You didn't bother to read half of my comment, the Geth are at fault for murdering billions of Quarians and stealing their planet, not for having a desire for freedom.

 

[Reaper195]

Tali. I find her about as interesting as a wart on Wrex's ass. She was completely useless in the first game, and was only slightly more badass in the second. I don't need socially awkward bullshit. I was certain I left that behind when I finish school.

I agree with this one, besides she never even showed her face. I wish she wasn't in Mass Effect 3, hopefully I can kill her off early on.

I'm pretty sure she won't be in ME3 if you have her die at the end of ME2.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Why do we have to stop at one?

hhahaha ! i can't watch your avatar properly !

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

*looks at votes for Tali, adds another 49 names to the list of "people who don't bother actually trying to understand a character they dislike"*

Anyways, my vote was for Jack. And it's not because of her being a cold-hearted *****, as her loyalty mission shows that is a defense mechanism. Plus, her files in Lair of the Shadow Broker show a much deeper side to her.

That said, she is still, at the end of the day, a criminal who you find locked up in a prison. IF someone has to die, let it be the criminal who hurled a space station into a moon.

 

[Jfswift]

I really didn't like Miranda.. at all. I think Jack was pretty cool though.

 

[sumanoskae]

Shepard

Seconded. S/He's the least interesting part of his/her own game.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Miranda. She was both not very interesting and her face was dead. Her face never moved the entire fucking game. It looked like a pez-dispenser that could talk or Joan Rivers with more botox. Way too creepy to live.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Jack was the only one who died on my first ME2 run which was my original ME1 save, and I was happy about this.

 

[StormShaun]

Jack, she is WAY too evil for her own and our ships own good, so I would stab her with my Omni blde before she blows up the galaxy.

 

[Tanfastic]

Jack/Miranda, but I only want Jack gone. A pissy teen, emo, world (galaxy) hating attitude has no place on a mission this important.

 

[The Pinray]

I actually love how almost no one chose Garrus. He truly is the best squad member. I love him. I chose Jack/Miranda. They're just ew.