Poll: You complete a summoning spell and...

[IamLEAM1983]

out pops one of the following from the swirling vortex above the city:

Limited Poll Options are Limited!

I like my summoning spells to bring forth an entity with enough power to squash us like a bug, but who's far too classy for that. Someone who's going to take the world for all it's worth, because carving it apart is wasteful. Someone who's geared for Grade A Evil Shit, but who understands that to be grade school stuff. True evil takes its damn time.

Smart evil takes even longer.

 

[McMullen]

Those options are too gentle a torment for humanity. When I complete my summoning, you will hear naught but "Hey! Listen!"

 

[el_kabong]

I'll pick dragon. No tentacles... that could go very wrong. I've seen anime.

Also, if I've summoned it, I assume it's because I have some sort of control over it. I didn't go Shadow Dragon because I don't think I'd be able to ride on something that's ethereal.

 

[StormShaun]

*Grabs all suggestions and throws them in a bin*

Screw you and your limited options. I choose that my portal opens up and gives me and spits out my dream girl which I obviosuly catch into my arms.

This option seems much more happier.

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

out pops one of the following from the swirling vortex above the city:

Limited Poll Options are Limited!

I like my summoning spells to bring forth an entity with enough power to squash us like a bug, but who's far too classy for that. Someone who's going to take the world for all it's worth, because carving it apart is wasteful. Someone who's geared for Grade A Evil Shit, but who understands that to be grade school stuff. True evil takes its damn time.

Smart evil takes even longer.

It's that thing's pet.

 

[Joccaren]

Its a tentacled shadow dragon, and I summon it over some city in Japan simply to find out whether or not I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

 

[cojo965]

Dragon. Love the dragons. Gotta have a dragon.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Spoiler: Tentacles you say?

I have secured world peace, I win this thread! That was the super-secret point of this thread right?

 

[Zen Toombs]

Let's go with the tentacle thing. Dragons are so overused these days. Needs more tentacles. ♥

This, plus your avatar, made me laugh.

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Spoiler: Tentacles you say?

I have secured world peace, I win this thread! That was the super-secret point of this thread right?

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Onward vagina monster! Go forth, and bring about world peace!

Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts too.

 

[Mauler]

shadow dragons, 10-tackles and other creeps are so overrated...
tentacled dragons seems original, like he got that wirus from prototype and could turn into adventurers and say to others hey that dude is a dragon... yeah...

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'm gonna go with the shadowy mass. It could be anything and if there's one thing I've noticed about most people is that we tend to fear the unknown above all else.

 

[Muspelheim]

"Wait, this doesn't look like the hot daemonettes in the book."

And then, a tentacle abberation made of shadow and random bits of matter plops out. Oopsie.

 

[Jedamethis]

Why, a shadowy mass of course. Dragons and tentacled abberations are delightfully terrifying, but they are also limited.

 

[Drakmorg]

Such limited options...
Eh, let's go with the Dragon. I can sell it to some crazy rich guy and make a fortune.

 

[Whoatemysupper]

I think the rule of thumb in these situations is; the more adjectives the better.

 

[thesilentman]

I think I'll also take tentacles too. Throw in an unknown eldritch monster here and there too, alright?

 

[Uncreation]

Needs more tentacles. ♥

That's what she said.

But, yeah, i think i'd go with that myself.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

Tentacles eh?
I do believe that could go two ways...

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'm going with the shadow-tentacle-dragon thing, that sounds pretty bad...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I've summoned my avatar. Now to make my wish.