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Loop Stricken

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Screw this indecision, mercenary it is. I'll take the girls from either side, consequences be damned.
And let it be known, forum-goers, you brought my wrath upon yourself! By blade or gun or ravenous dog, your death was preventable if only you gave me hot wenches!
 

Mr.logic

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Bourne said:
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MaxTheReaper said:
Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.
Thaius said:
I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.
angel for me, and also how is God a twat?
Turns a woman into salt.
Throws Adam and Eve out of paradise because Eve ate an apple.
The above is apparently why women suffer immense pain during child birth.
Drowned an entire populous because they did not adhere to his rules.
Is exceptionally hypocritical.

Honestly how is God not a twat? Ironically God still remains a vastly superior kill ratio in comparison to Lucifer.

OT: I would attempt a merging of the two and become a rouge mercenary, establishing my own perception of good and evil.
he said i will save you but don't look back she looked back so he turned her into salt, he kicked them out of the garden because he gave them one command don't eat off this tree and then they did, woman suffer child birth yeah because you cannot expect the creator of the universe to give you everything you need and give you one rule and you break it and expect not to be punished, and he flooded the earth because everyone besides one family said eff you God we are doing what we want the were off doing everything wrong so God let one family live because they listened to what he said.(Adam ate the apple to)
All of which is evidence of him being the aforementioned "twat" for lack of a better term. "Listen to whatever I say or suffer."
we bring these things on our selves, he rewards you for following him and punishes you for disobeying him that seems logical to me, you wouldn't murder someone and expect society to turn the other way because its a rule, or lie to cover up something wrong you did, or etc etc etc....
Your statement is incorrect due to generalization. The notion of women suffering immense pain during the birthing of a child is theorized to have amassed because of the actions of Eve eons preceding our existence. Under the assumption such is reality, why must women of today endure punishment for a crime they could not have possibly committed?

Furthermore the aforementioned actions are perceived identical to a ruthless dictator. I may amass a scenario with immense similarity to the girl of salt. Were a person dangling from a cliff and I to utter "I can rescue you, however you must not at any time look down." It is human instinct; the demon of curiosity which lingers. We ask ourselves "Why? Why must I not look down? Is there something I will see if I look?" Now should the person fail to comply with my demand and glance downward; am I justified in allowing him/her to fall to their demise? Whilst the experience is different, the outcome is the same.

I do not wish to trend upon anyone's beliefs nor initiate a religious debate because such is futile and no my place to question. Thus perhaps we bring this to a conclusion.
well many women are not Eve but every woman sins generalization yeah he will not allow sin into heaven.you can have an opinion but you only get one life. also we will never fully understand him everything he commands is law he said don't look back and lot didn't but his wife did there was no reason for her to look back, sure i have generalization because absolutley every woman in Eves position would have done the same thing.
 

Robert632

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i pick an angel because even if the demons beat the angels, god would just snap his fingers, and the watr would start afresh.
 

molester jester

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Loop Stricken said:
molester jester said:
Sounds like someone has been reading Ghost Rider.
Or Supernatural... if humans could become angels or demons anyway. The fighting is all there.

But I still need clarification, if not examples of the kinds of girls who're on each side!
OK well i have no idea if supernatural is a book or film or something else ?

but one of the Ghost Rider plot lines features several angels who murder any humans who notices them, i thought this may have been where the op got that idea from.

well god gets the nuns and the devout while the devil would gets everybody who did not pray, (and when was the last time you met a goodlooking nun ?)
 

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Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
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we decided to
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MaxTheReaper said:
Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.
Thaius said:
I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.
angel for me, and also how is God a twat?
War, famine, disease, pain, people dieing young, and innocent people dieing need any more reasons?
this world isn't perfect but we brought hardship on or selves you have sinned i have sinned, but its true life isn't fair, but there is no such thing as innocent seriously he gave us free will and we use it to break the rules and act suprised when we find trouble and hardship in or lives.
I am not saying that I am innocent or you are innocent but what about starving children, people born with physical problems, people born retarded and other problems people are born with? You can't say that someone deserves to suffer just because they were born! And if life isn't fair and the reason we do bad things is because of god than isn't that gods fault?Edit:Now this whole thing is a religous argument.Edit2:Mr.logic it's time you change your name to somthing better representing you and what you say.
are you saying its not logical to love God? anyways who said it was Gods fault, we do bad things because we all have sinful hearts
If he is all powerfull and still people suffer for no good reason then yes it is his fault do you now under stand basic logic? Edit:If a tornado hits it's gods fault, if a volcano erupts it's gods fault if he controls everything than every thing that happens against animals will it is then gods fault.
all he asks is that we dont sin and yet we do, he still has a unending love and grace and wants us to share that instead you think because he can do anything means he will not let anything bad happen, no we ask for this every time we lie, get angry, steal, murder, look at pornography, disrespect or parents or say he doesn't exist. heaven is the only place there is no pain and suffering until we die he wants us to endure and spread his word and save as many people as we can.
Have you even been listening to me?!?! Do I have to type it in all caps for you? WHY WOULD PEOPLE JUST BORN WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG BE BORN WITH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL PROBLEMS AND OTHER THINGS THAT CAUSE SUFFERING UNLESS THE PERSON CAUSING/ALLOWING IT WAS AN ASSHOLE?HOW CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR BEING SINFUL WHEN THEY WERE JUST BORN AND HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING YET!
 

Kuchinawa212

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Angel, except I would wouldn't fight. I would teach understanding and love and fighting isn't needed
 

Jark212

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Demon Defector, start a 3rd party fighting for universal balance between Heaven and Hell, we have awesome benefits.
 
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I'd be an avenging angel type. Not going to Hell or Heaven, but collecting people's souls, driving demons out of earth, keeping the balance. It'd be rocking.
 

Loop Stricken

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WanderFreak said:
Angel.
I mean sure it's cool to be evil, but these days that would probably mean I'd have to be emo.
At least angels get to wear capes and not look like they just got out of a minivan.
ddon said:
angel. it would kinda be like been a secret agent only better.
Supreme Unleaded said:
I'd be an angel, anyway angels get all the ladies, and there are no STD's in heaven.
With notions like these, I'd love to know where you people get your ideas of angels and demons from.
 

Puzzles

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Demon. If you can't beat em, join em. Atleast I know the angels won't torture me or something wacky.
 

Mr.logic

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Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
we decided to
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.
Thaius said:
I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.
angel for me, and also how is God a twat?
War, famine, disease, pain, people dieing young, and innocent people dieing need any more reasons?
this world isn't perfect but we brought hardship on or selves you have sinned i have sinned, but its true life isn't fair, but there is no such thing as innocent seriously he gave us free will and we use it to break the rules and act suprised when we find trouble and hardship in or lives.
I am not saying that I am innocent or you are innocent but what about starving children, people born with physical problems, people born retarded and other problems people are born with? You can't say that someone deserves to suffer just because they were born! And if life isn't fair and the reason we do bad things is because of god than isn't that gods fault?Edit:Now this whole thing is a religous argument.Edit2:Mr.logic it's time you change your name to somthing better representing you and what you say.
are you saying its not logical to love God? anyways who said it was Gods fault, we do bad things because we all have sinful hearts
If he is all powerfull and still people suffer for no good reason then yes it is his fault do you now under stand basic logic? Edit:If a tornado hits it's gods fault, if a volcano erupts it's gods fault if he controls everything than every thing that happens against animals will it is then gods fault.
all he asks is that we dont sin and yet we do, he still has a unending love and grace and wants us to share that instead you think because he can do anything means he will not let anything bad happen, no we ask for this every time we lie, get angry, steal, murder, look at pornography, disrespect or parents or say he doesn't exist. heaven is the only place there is no pain and suffering until we die he wants us to endure and spread his word and save as many people as we can.
Have you even been listening to me?!?! Do I have to type it in all caps for you? WHY WOULD PEOPLE JUST BORN WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG BE BORN WITH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL PROBLEMS AND OTHER THINGS THAT CAUSE SUFFERING UNLESS THE PERSON CAUSING/ALLOWING IT WAS AN ASSHOLE?HOW CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR BEING SINFUL WHEN THEY WERE JUST BORN AND HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING YET!
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
we decided to
Canadaftw said:
Mr.logic said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.
Thaius said:
I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.
angel for me, and also how is God a twat?
War, famine, disease, pain, people dieing young, and innocent people dieing need any more reasons?
this world isn't perfect but we brought hardship on or selves you have sinned i have sinned, but its true life isn't fair, but there is no such thing as innocent seriously he gave us free will and we use it to break the rules and act suprised when we find trouble and hardship in or lives.
I am not saying that I am innocent or you are innocent but what about starving children, people born with physical problems, people born retarded and other problems people are born with? You can't say that someone deserves to suffer just because they were born! And if life isn't fair and the reason we do bad things is because of god than isn't that gods fault?Edit:Now this whole thing is a religous argument.Edit2:Mr.logic it's time you change your name to somthing better representing you and what you say.
are you saying its not logical to love God? anyways who said it was Gods fault, we do bad things because we all have sinful hearts
If he is all powerfull and still people suffer for no good reason then yes it is his fault do you now under stand basic logic? Edit:If a tornado hits it's gods fault, if a volcano erupts it's gods fault if he controls everything than every thing that happens against animals will it is then gods fault.
all he asks is that we dont sin and yet we do, he still has a unending love and grace and wants us to share that instead you think because he can do anything means he will not let anything bad happen, no we ask for this every time we lie, get angry, steal, murder, look at pornography, disrespect or parents or say he doesn't exist. heaven is the only place there is no pain and suffering until we die he wants us to endure and spread his word and save as many people as we can.
Have you even been listening to me?!?! Do I have to type it in all caps for you? WHY WOULD PEOPLE JUST BORN WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG BE BORN WITH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL PROBLEMS AND OTHER THINGS THAT CAUSE SUFFERING UNLESS THE PERSON CAUSING/ALLOWING IT WAS AN ASSHOLE?HOW CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR BEING SINFUL WHEN THEY WERE JUST BORN AND HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING YET!
because it is guaranteed that kids regardless of being born, messed up or not will sin. and besides God never said life is fair. he just says live your lives on earth for him and he will reward you in death.
 

theultimateend

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Fniff said:
and end up in purgatory. Satan and God come and say you are skilled enough to end up as a soldier of either of them,you get to choose.

A demon goes to earth to fight the Angels and cause evil acts.

An Angel fights the demons,and makes sure people don't discover Angels and Demons exist. This usually means killing them. Horrifically.

Which do you choose? You can also use earthly weapons,and in both cases your corpse reverts to it's normal state and you dig yourself out of the ground (Or wherever you end up)
and in both cases, you fly.

P.S: Please take into account that you are Digging yourself out of your own grave.
I'd like to be a demon just to prove how short sighted humanities views on good and evil are.

Then again most of the time the good guys really do come off as the psychopaths in ancient and modern literature.

Mr.logic said:
because it is guaranteethat kid regardless of being born, messed up or not will sin. and besides God never said life is fair. he just says live your lives on earth for him and he will reward you in death.
Your name + your discussion = delicious.

So damn good I might not need to eat anything else tonight ;).

Ok...I will probably eat something else. My stomach and brain disagree on the nutrition content of irony.

Supreme Unleaded said:
I'd be an angel, anyway angels get all the ladies, and there are no STD's in heaven.
That's because there is no sex in heaven.
 

Deadpewl

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Wait why the hell is there a war? If god is so all-powerful and junk, why doesn't he just snap his fingers and kill all of the bad guys? bit of a plot hole, don't you think?

I would be a demon. It just sounds more fun.