Poll: You die...

[Mr.logic]

Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.

snip

I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.

angel for me, and also how is God a twat?

Turns a woman into salt.
Throws Adam and Eve out of paradise because Eve ate an apple.
The above is apparently why women suffer immense pain during child birth.
Drowned an entire populous because they did not adhere to his rules.
Is exceptionally hypocritical.

Honestly how is God not a twat? Ironically God still remains a vastly superior kill ratio in comparison to Lucifer.

OT: I would attempt a merging of the two and become a rouge mercenary, establishing my own perception of good and evil.

he said i will save you but don't look back she looked back so he turned her into salt, he kicked them out of the garden because he gave them one command don't eat off this tree and then they did, woman suffer child birth yeah because you cannot expect the creator of the universe to give you everything you need and give you one rule and you break it and expect not to be punished, and he flooded the earth because everyone besides one family said eff you God we are doing what we want the were off doing everything wrong so God let one family live because they listened to what he said.(Adam ate the apple to)

All of which is evidence of him being the aforementioned "twat" for lack of a better term. "Listen to whatever I say or suffer."

we bring these things on our selves, he rewards you for following him and punishes you for disobeying him that seems logical to me, you wouldn't murder someone and expect society to turn the other way because its a rule, or lie to cover up something wrong you did, or etc etc etc....

 

[CanOfBeans]

demon, because the dark side has cookies

plus i dont think god will accept my action in life, but then again i dont belive in him

 

[Canadaftw]

we decided to

Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.

snip

I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.

angel for me, and also how is God a twat?

War, famine, disease, pain, people dieing young, and innocent people dieing need any more reasons?

this world isn't perfect but we brought hardship on or selves you have sinned i have sinned, but its true life isn't fair, but there is no such thing as innocent seriously he gave us free will and we use it to break the rules and act suprised when we find trouble and hardship in or lives.

I am not saying that I am innocent or you are innocent but what about starving children, people born with physical problems, people born retarded and other problems people are born with? You can't say that someone deserves to suffer just because they were born! And if life isn't fair and the reason we do bad things is because of god than isn't that gods fault?Edit:Now this whole thing is a religous argument.Edit2:Mr.logic it's time you change your name to somthing better representing you and what you say.

are you saying its not logical to love God? anyways who said it was Gods fault, we do bad things because we all have sinful hearts

If he is all powerfull and still people suffer for no good reason then yes it is his fault do you now under stand basic logic? Edit:If a tornado hits it's gods fault, if a volcano erupts it's gods fault if he controls everything than every thing that happens against animals will it is then gods fault.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Which side has the hottest girls? I choose that one.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Laura Pyper is now touching herself inappropriately...

Wait. Ella?

Do want.

 

[Spitfire175]

If there's a chance I'll end ul like Tyrael, then gimme the wings. Otherwise, I'll grow horns.

Actually I'd just want to stay out of it in my atheist pit of oblivion and nonexistance.

 

[Tucker154]

Angle but only if im good old Death or at least his co-worker,or co-killer.Whatever you want to call him.

 

[Grayjack]

I would choose Angel. I get to kill people!

 

[p3t3r]

angel. what better way to destroy the system than from the inside

 

[roboosh]

Angel, like on the film Dogma.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Angle but only if im good old Death or at least his co-worker,or co-killer.Whatever you want to call him.

Ten-year-old with an Anubis fixation? Closet furry? Kid wants a cool black robe?

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.

snip

I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.

angel for me, and also how is God a twat?

Turns a woman into salt.
Throws Adam and Eve out of paradise because Eve ate an apple.
The above is apparently why women suffer immense pain during child birth.
Drowned an entire populous because they did not adhere to his rules.
Is exceptionally hypocritical.

Honestly how is God not a twat? Ironically God still remains a vastly superior kill ratio in comparison to Lucifer.

OT: I would attempt a merging of the two and become a rouge mercenary, establishing my own perception of good and evil.

he said i will save you but don't look back she looked back so he turned her into salt, he kicked them out of the garden because he gave them one command don't eat off this tree and then they did, woman suffer child birth yeah because you cannot expect the creator of the universe to give you everything you need and give you one rule and you break it and expect not to be punished, and he flooded the earth because everyone besides one family said eff you God we are doing what we want the were off doing everything wrong so God let one family live because they listened to what he said.(Adam ate the apple to)

All of which is evidence of him being the aforementioned "twat" for lack of a better term. "Listen to whatever I say or suffer."

we bring these things on our selves, he rewards you for following him and punishes you for disobeying him that seems logical to me, you wouldn't murder someone and expect society to turn the other way because its a rule, or lie to cover up something wrong you did, or etc etc etc....

Your statement is incorrect due to generalization. The notion of women suffering immense pain during the birthing of a child is theorized to have amassed because of the actions of Eve eons preceding our existence. Under the assumption such is reality, why must women of today endure punishment for a crime they could not have possibly committed?

Furthermore the aforementioned actions are perceived identical to a ruthless dictator. I may amass a scenario with immense similarity to the girl of salt. Were a person dangling from a cliff and I to utter "I can rescue you, however you must not at any time look down." It is human instinct; the demon of curiosity which lingers. We ask ourselves "Why? Why must I not look down? Is there something I will see if I look?" Now should the person fail to comply with my demand and glance downward; am I justified in allowing him/her to fall to their demise? Whilst the experience is different, the outcome is the same.

I do not wish to trend upon anyone's beliefs nor initiate a religious debate because such is futile and no my place to question. Thus perhaps we bring this to a conclusion.

 

[gremily]

GO TEAM JESUS!

 

[Wraithsight]

Demon, but I do imagine myself more like Crowly, it would be less that I fell into being a demon and more casually sauntered downwards.

 

[molester jester]

Sounds like someone has been reading Ghost Rider.

Personally i would go for demon.

 

[geldonyetich]

This scenario certainly reveals a weird view of the afterlife.

"Lets say you're dead."
"Okay, what of it?"
"Alright, you're there and God says you can be a Demon or an Angel..."
"Uh, why would He be promoting me being a Demon? Aren't those guys like a blemish on the face of creation or something?"
"Because you've got unique skills pertinent to the job of being a Demon..."
"Like what? Would I have gone to Demon University during my life or something? What earthly knowledge has anything to do with-"
"Anyway! As I was saying, you can be a Demon or an Angel because you have the right qualifications and God asks you which one you want to be.."
"So you're saying I get to purgatory and Bam! There's the creator of the universe and he's all, 'Be A Demon Or An Angel, Choose One'? What - isn't he the Almighty? You'd think he would know what would be the best choice for me-"
"Nevermind, you don't get it."
"I guess I don't, crazy."

 

[DSEZ]

i would have to say demon then turn into a mercenary but i would be cool to the people that are cool to me

 

[Loop Stricken]

Sounds like someone has been reading Ghost Rider.

Or Supernatural... if humans could become angels or demons anyway. The fighting is all there.

But I still need clarification, if not examples of the kinds of girls who're on each side!

 

[Mr.logic]

we decided to

Demon, as I have it on good authority that God is kind of a twat.

Not that Satan is any better.
But at least he's upfront about it, "Yeah, I'm a twat, but guess what? Fuck you."
I can appreciate that.

snip

I have a few (I can't count) words for you: Two-man con.
Think about it.

angel for me, and also how is God a twat?

War, famine, disease, pain, people dieing young, and innocent people dieing need any more reasons?

this world isn't perfect but we brought hardship on or selves you have sinned i have sinned, but its true life isn't fair, but there is no such thing as innocent seriously he gave us free will and we use it to break the rules and act suprised when we find trouble and hardship in or lives.

I am not saying that I am innocent or you are innocent but what about starving children, people born with physical problems, people born retarded and other problems people are born with? You can't say that someone deserves to suffer just because they were born! And if life isn't fair and the reason we do bad things is because of god than isn't that gods fault?Edit:Now this whole thing is a religous argument.Edit2:Mr.logic it's time you change your name to somthing better representing you and what you say.

are you saying its not logical to love God? anyways who said it was Gods fault, we do bad things because we all have sinful hearts

If he is all powerfull and still people suffer for no good reason then yes it is his fault do you now under stand basic logic? Edit:If a tornado hits it's gods fault, if a volcano erupts it's gods fault if he controls everything than every thing that happens against animals will it is then gods fault.

all he asks is that we dont sin and yet we do, he still has a unending love and grace and wants us to share that instead you think because he can do anything means he will not let anything bad happen, no we ask for this every time we lie, get angry, steal, murder, look at pornography, disrespect or parents or say he doesn't exist. heaven is the only place there is no pain and suffering until we die he wants us to endure and spread his word and save as many people as we can.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Angel. I get to be covered in eyes!