Poll: You find a bag containing...

[r3dc0br4]

Id be calling the popo. Got no need for it myself and around here I could get a reward for turning in something like that.

 

[monstersquad]

I don't smoke and I don't want to get involved in anything illegal. So I call the police.

Same here. Besides, they might later receive a call with my description or it could be a sting operation.

God, it never ceases to astound me the paranoia that people have over weed. I always thought that smoking it made you paranoid, but in my experience people who don't smoke it are far too paranoid about generally everything.

In response to your question (which btw is one of my most fervent and deep-seated fantasies) I would first jump up and down, fluttering my hands whilst squealing like a little girl. Then I would grab the bag, lope in a manner most villainous towards my house, all the while giggling, once again like a little girl. Then I would proceed to lock the door, open all the windows, put one of the seasons of Venture Bros on my 360 sit on my couch and just tune into the greater universe for the next few days. Then once I've smoked my fill, take it over to my buddy's house, weigh it out, package it into ounces, then sell what I needed when I needed to by fairly large quantities, all the while rationing the remaining so that I would never go without( although sometimes it's good to go without, you dont lose perspective as easily). Oh and I would totally share with my friends in the most generous way. Not my brother though, he's a dick.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't smoke and I don't want to get involved in anything illegal. So I call the police.

Same here. Besides, they might later receive a call with my description or it could be a sting operation.

God, it never ceases to astound me the paranoia that people have over weed. I always thought that smoking it made you paranoid, but in my experience people who don't smoke it are far too paranoid about generally everything.

Just because I don't want to get arrested doesn't mean I'm paranoid about everything.

 

[monstersquad]

I don't smoke and I don't want to get involved in anything illegal. So I call the police.

Same here. Besides, they might later receive a call with my description or it could be a sting operation.

God, it never ceases to astound me the paranoia that people have over weed. I always thought that smoking it made you paranoid, but in my experience people who don't smoke it are far too paranoid about generally everything.

Just because I don't want to get arrested doesn't mean I'm paranoid about everything.

But you're seriously paranoid over something that's only been represented to you as part of the illusion that is law enforcement. Law and Order should be upheld by personal repsonsibility and morality, not fear of punishment.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Smoke half, then smoke the other half. I'm going to save so much cash thanks to this discovery.

 

[Professor James]

2 kilos yeah thats a solid amount o' pot. i know some idiots at my school who i would divide it up amoungst for a sweet ass profit... then spend the money on a man's drug like heroine coke

You're walking on the sidewalk at night and then you come across a bag. You open the bag and find a kilogram(2lbs) of marijuana. What do you do with the bag.

It's 2 pounds not 2 kilos. A kilo equals 2 pounds(rough estimate)

Just to clarify... what form is it in? Hash/weed/resin/kief or crystals?

Weed

 

[Taddy]

Was hoping the bag was containing a Bag of Holding...

 

[Samwise137]

I'd inform the police purely on the grounds that because I'm a teacher, they have my fingerprints. Since I've touched it and my fingerprints are now on the bag, I don't want to run the risk of them coming after me. I don't care if someone smokes pot, in fact many of my friends do, but I do care about keeping my own arse out of trouble.

 

[major28]

2 kilos yeah thats a solid amount o' pot. i know some idiots at my school who i would divide it up amoungst for a sweet ass profit... then spend the money on a man's drug like heroine coke

You're walking on the sidewalk at night and then you come across a bag. You open the bag and find a kilogram(2lbs) of marijuana. What do you do with the bag.

It's 2 pounds not 2 kilos. A kilo equals 2 pounds(rough estimate)

Just to clarify... what form is it in? Hash/weed/resin/kief or crystals?

Weed

why was i quoted?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Weed

How... well, if it was hash, I'd definitely be suspicious (never happened to me, but I've heard to be cut with shit... as in, well, shit), but since it's unprocessed...

No thanks; being drunk enough around my mother is bad enough; being stoned is grounds for her to beat the shit out of me. If my father doesn't.

Good thing I don't live with the folks... though to be fair, if I was, my old man would box my ears if I came home drunk (thankfully, I've never subjected my parents to me being stoned), and subsequently kick me out until I'd sobered up.

Still, in all seriousness, I'd probably just leave it where it is (because of its rather distinctive smell) and having been 'clean' for uh, a year and a bit, I don't honestly miss it.

 

[Professor James]

2 kilos yeah thats a solid amount o' pot. i know some idiots at my school who i would divide it up amoungst for a sweet ass profit... then spend the money on a man's drug like heroine coke

You're walking on the sidewalk at night and then you come across a bag. You open the bag and find a kilogram(2lbs) of marijuana. What do you do with the bag.

It's 2 pounds not 2 kilos. A kilo equals 2 pounds(rough estimate)

Just to clarify... what form is it in? Hash/weed/resin/kief or crystals?

Weed

why was i quoted?

Sorry that 2 pound clarification was accidentally added to major 28's post

 

[redisforever]

I don't need more bullshit in my life. I give it to the cops.

 

[William MacKay]

As the Dango above me said, call the police.
I don't need to deal with that crap, and I'd be doing a service by getting that stuff off the streets and destroyed. Or whatever they do with that.
Yeah, I'm a goody two-shoes, but it pays better than a bleed-all-over-shoes-from-stab-wound...shoes.

they put it in a big room. they cant destroy it or export it. there are rooms somewhere with tonnes of drugs and guns. when shit goes down we're fucked.
personally? sell 1/4, smoke half, turn the rest in. sell it for 5x more than it's worth: if i get any shit from a gang, i can pay them back.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I would take it and have a huge stash party at my house.

 

[godfist88]

turn it to the police, if i don't then someone might take it and smoke it.

 

[Loki Cain]

I would pick it up and hold it close all the way home then get hella high.

 

[Sir-jackington]

take it and smoke that shit dawg! oh god almost threw up typing that, but of course you take it and smoke it unless you need money, inwhich case you could sell it

 

[Ciartan]

Take it and smoke it, and probably sell a little bit of it because

 

[Ohhi]

Go sell it kill the guy I just sold it to, wash rinse repeat.

 

[William Dickbringer]

give it to a friend that will put it to good use