Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?
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Last character I played as was The Postal Dude. We wouldn't fight. He'd just smash my face in with a sledgehammer before a fair fist fight could begin. Either that, or he'd be on a pacifist run and refuse to fight because he may lose an achievement.
Well the guy from System Shock 2 can't do hand to hand without STR 23, END 17, CYB 80, PSI 42. So I'm good.
That would be Max from Mad Max. Hmmmmmmmmmm, a hardened survivor of a post apocalyptic world vs a soft out of shape bloke from Northampton.
There wouldn't be much of a fight, I think he would break every bone in my body before I even thought of throwing a punch. I could try to distract him by bringing up his dead wife and daughter in the hope of him having a grief flashback giving me the chance to kick him in the nuts and run while he is incapacitated. However, more realistically I think it would just make him more angry and he would break all the bones in my body twice.
There wouldn't be much of a fight, I think he would break every bone in my body before I even thought of throwing a punch. I could try to distract him by bringing up his dead wife and daughter in the hope of him having a grief flashback giving me the chance to kick him in the nuts and run while he is incapacitated. However, more realistically I think it would just make him more angry and he would break all the bones in my body twice.
Reboot Lara Croft. I get a hit or two in before she ignores the rules, picks up a rock and beats me to death with it, leaving me to rot or freeze in the wilderness.
Last game I played was Overwatch..
As Mercy
Ok I think I got this, her cybernetic body might be a problem, but assuming it doesn't enhance her strength Mercy isn't renowned for her melee prowess so I just have to aim for the head.
That said, I'd much rather stage the fight (she gets enough abuse in game!) and I think Mercy would be ok with that:
"Must violence always be the solution?"
As Mercy
Ok I think I got this, her cybernetic body might be a problem, but assuming it doesn't enhance her strength Mercy isn't renowned for her melee prowess so I just have to aim for the head.
That said, I'd much rather stage the fight (she gets enough abuse in game!) and I think Mercy would be ok with that:
"Must violence always be the solution?"
Last character I played was Agni, the Hindu God of Fire in a SMITE match...so...yeah he kicks my ass, and cooks it.
Phew..
My Goth farmer girl character from Stardew Valley. She doesn't seem like the fighty kind, so we will probably get along. The worst thign that will happened is that I may end up with a black eye, ouch.
My Goth farmer girl character from Stardew Valley. She doesn't seem like the fighty kind, so we will probably get along. The worst thign that will happened is that I may end up with a black eye, ouch.
Gang beasts.
Erm...I don't know. I mean those guys take one hell of a beating, but also kinda just flail around. What do you guys think, because I genuinely have zero idea.
Erm...I don't know. I mean those guys take one hell of a beating, but also kinda just flail around. What do you guys think, because I genuinely have zero idea.
The little boy from LIMBO? I got this. Unless he runs away and leads me into a trap.
I dunno, man. His tears are brutal.Evil Moo said: