Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?

[Poetic Nova]

Fallout New Vegas.

Which means me being pitted against a character who's strength is 8, and is just as agile.
I would probably lose, even moreso since she's more or less a loose cannon.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

A Kerbal. I think I'm fine.

 

[Morti]

The survivor from Subnautica... I don't have any scuba gear... it won't go well for me.

 

[Frankster]

Erm...I don't know. I mean those guys take one hell of a beating, but also kinda just flail around. What do you guys think, because I genuinely have zero idea.

You're a Walrus, flailing around and taking a beating are things you do all the time. I'd say you got a good chance even if we disallowed your tusks.

 

[Mr Companion]

But the commander from Xcom is supposed to be ME, the player. So it's a draw.

 

[the December King]

Seems like a waste of Risk of Rain's archer to use her arrows and cluster bombs on a fat dude with no coins in his bum. Consider me kited.

I also played 7 Day's To Die, but that avatar seemed more than ready to pulp me with an improved shiv, or home made iron club. Or his teeth.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I have to fight Corvo from Dishonored. Honestly, I really feel like it could be worse. As soon as you get spotted and have to enter combat Corvo fights like a useless spaz. If he doesn't get to use his Outsider powers I think I could take him on.

 

[Mister K]

Chosen One from Fallout 2. Considering that he has like 75 in unarmed, not really against fighting dirty (metal plates in boxing gloves), but is more or less social person who seeks peaceful outcomes, I say that he'll try to talk me out of it for my own sake. Considering that he has maxed out speech, I think he'll succeed.

 

[Souplex]

My character from Oblivion as maxed strength as well as several other stats.
He'd craterize my face.

 

[EyeReaper]

Do we know the physical capacity of Splatoon's Inklings? On one hand, they look like either kids now, or squids now, and I'm pretty sure I could win against the average 12-year-old.

However, they also never seem to be burdened by weight ingame, and some of those weapons look kinda heavy. And are tentacles allowed in a fist fight? that'd probably swing the favor fast.

I'll play it safe and bet against myself. Because i am a chump.

 

[Scarim Coral]

My Char Guardian from Guild Wars 2

Seeing how he is wearing full armor and his race used to be in war with us human, he can deck me easily!

 

[Dr. Crawver]

Erm...I don't know. I mean those guys take one hell of a beating, but also kinda just flail around. What do you guys think, because I genuinely have zero idea.

You're a Walrus, flailing around and taking a beating are things you do all the time. I'd say you got a good chance even if we disallowed your tusks.

Good point. I'd fit right in there.

 

[chocolate pickles]

Pharah from overwatch...

I'm an amateur boxer, but no way I'd get through that armour. Plus she's militarily trained. I don't think I can win this.

 

[DanielBrown]

The Arisen from Dragons Dogma. We're both of the same height and musculature.
Considering how spectacularly he failed against the Cockatrice I reckon my chances are good.

 

[Foolery]

Big Boss. Huh. Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta use an aerosol spray can and a lighter.

 

[anthony87]

Well I just got done playing Furi.

Guess I'm boned.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Karthus from League of Legends. Without magic allowed, the poor skeleton can't even keep himself upright, let alone take punches.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Uh... I last played as a 45-ton Pheonix Hawk mech. So, squish.
Though, if you want to get picky about it... the pilot would probably still just squish me.
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna win any fights any time soon. Could fight against, like... my pacifist Choice of Robots character, and I'd still lose. I can't think of a single game protagonist I've ever played as that wouldn't easily beat me in a fist fight. Even my noodly 1 STR characters from Bethesda games.

 

[Timedraven 117]

Captain Titus from Spacemarine. Its not even a fight, its as if a giant fought a puppy. He'd just have to grab my by my neck, squeeze slightly, and I'd be dead or crippled for life. Lets put it this way, one of the trials some spacemarine chapters put their recruits through is when they're recruiting, a child about 10-15 must fight an unarmored space marine, and NOT DIE. And these kids are literally the best of the best on deathworlds! Fighting a fully armored spacemarine captain, who may or may not have an iron halo(For those of you who don't know, an Iron Halo is a forcefield generator)? My chances are literally zero.

 

[K12]

Max from "Life is Strange"... not sure if I could go through with beating up a puny awkward 18 year old girl.