Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?
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Huh. Well I last played Valkyria Chronicles, but luckily for me the "Lose if Welkin Dies" Condition implies he's the main character above all others, so no need to try and brawl all of squad 7 (Hannes would turn me into toothpaste).
He also doesn't have his tank, but he's not exactly out of shape. I'd probably have the advantage simply because I'm not an Empire soldier, he wouldn't want to fight me. He's also a bit naive, so some dirty fighting would completely catch him off guard. I'd win if I had the first swing. Otherwise he'd just dump all his command points into himself and ruin me.
He also doesn't have his tank, but he's not exactly out of shape. I'd probably have the advantage simply because I'm not an Empire soldier, he wouldn't want to fight me. He's also a bit naive, so some dirty fighting would completely catch him off guard. I'd win if I had the first swing. Otherwise he'd just dump all his command points into himself and ruin me.
The pilot of my Anaconda (no, that's not a euphemism).
We wouldn't fight, the ship's on 93 hull, 96 power and she's still 40'000LY from home six months after we set out. After a run into a point blank binary system last week the ship's only got five launchable heat sinks left on board too.
Fighting can wait until we've brought the ship home, sold the systems scans to Stellar Cartography and got her repaired and repainted.
We wouldn't fight, the ship's on 93 hull, 96 power and she's still 40'000LY from home six months after we set out. After a run into a point blank binary system last week the ship's only got five launchable heat sinks left on board too.
Fighting can wait until we've brought the ship home, sold the systems scans to Stellar Cartography and got her repaired and repainted.
In a straight-up, standard style brawl? Garrett would never let himself get caught out that way. As soon as he realized he was spotted, he'd slink back into the shadows and hide until I claimed it was just rats that made that noise, at which point he'd sneak out and bonk me on the head. But I have the awareness to know better, and bracing myself for a fight, would fall back on my combat training and perform my signature move of "run, hide, and call the police", by which point he'd be long gone.
And for a sentence you probably never read or hear again. It's a shame I wasn't playing Thief: SCC. That angsty whiner I'd leave wrapped around a telephone pole.
And for a sentence you probably never read or hear again. It's a shame I wasn't playing Thief: SCC. That angsty whiner I'd leave wrapped around a telephone pole.
Yuna from Kindred Spirits on the Roof. I would win, but given that she is an underage japanese schoolgirl, I wouldn't exactly feel great afterwards.
Noooo, my little Lyn force master in Blade and Soul is far too adorable! I couldn't hit her! And if I did, I'd get a fireball to the face anyway. D: Besides which, she's shrugged off hits from guys ten times my height and twenty times my weight. I would not be winning this.
The Male Bush Pilot from the Long Dark. I'm probably getting a black eye or too, but I think he'd be happy enough for the company to be honest.
Plague Knight from the Plague of Shadow dlc of Shovel Knight. I'm a walking twig but I figure I can take him at least.
... or maybe not. He's pretty agile thinking about it...
... or maybe not. He's pretty agile thinking about it...
The last game I played was Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam so I get to go toe-to-toe with Mario, Paper Mario and, Luigi. I'm losing this fight, even if I'm able to land a punch there's a good chance I'll get a paper cut but more than likely I'll wind up stomped, turned into paper, bombed, hammered and/or set on fire.
The Hunter from Bloodborne.
Hm, well, even without weapons, he's still got proper combat training and is still way stronger than me; not the biggest wash I could have been in but still a wash.
Hm, well, even without weapons, he's still got proper combat training and is still way stronger than me; not the biggest wash I could have been in but still a wash.
Hmm....Wei Shen in Sleeping Dogs, with MAX on everything, versus me, a average built 22-years old piece of shit.....Yeah, I wouldn't even try.
Well, the last character I played as was Turbo Dismount Guy, so he's screwed! And then, I put him through a wall of trains on a Boogie Bus while upside-down.
My Lalafell Black Mage from FF14.
Not only do I die horribly, but I look pathetic while a chubby, 3-ft-tall girl destroys me. It's funny yet sad to see
EDIT: HOLD THE PHONE. A fist fight?? Hot damn, I could win a fist fight with a Lalafell! The only question now is, would I even want to? It doesn't seem like the sort of that's impressive enough to brag about, nor is it even kind of respectable. I'm sure it's, at the very least, frowned upon.
Not only do I die horribly, but I look pathetic while a chubby, 3-ft-tall girl destroys me. It's funny yet sad to see
EDIT: HOLD THE PHONE. A fist fight??
Hot damn, I could win a fist fight with a Lalafell! The only question now is, would I even want to? It doesn't seem like the sort of that's impressive enough to brag about, nor is it even kind of respectable. I'm sure it's, at the very least, frowned upon.I'd be fighting my Dark Souls 2 Mage, I might be able to win if I'm really lucky and I get in close before getting torn to shreds by a Soul Arrows and Dark Orbs, but even then she could just block my blows with her shield and beat the crap out of me with he stave...