Poll: You May Have Either £1,000,000 or a TARDIS Key

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dvd_72

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TARDIS key, without a doubt. If I have the key, the doctor will find me eventually.

To increase my chances I'd move to a place near the rift in Cardiff and wait for him there!
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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The key. I mean... is there even a question here? You can have a million pounds worth of crap, or a piece of metal that's linked to a time machine and will in all likelihood bend reality around you to make sure it gets back to said time machine, which contains the single greatest man to ever live ever, who will almost certainly whisk you away to a life far more exciting and worthwhile than anything you could have hoped for had you taken the money.

It's like asking "Would you like me to punch you in the genitals or make all your wildest fantasies come true?"
 

The_Echo

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I think we can all safely assume that The Doctor (and any Time Lord, really) would keep tabs on where and when their TARDIS keys are, and especially on who has them.

I doubt obtaining a TARDIS key would be any accident. So I'll take the key.
 

Malyc

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Well, seeing that I have no interest in traveling through time (with the sole exception of going back and killing Hitler while he was still a private), I'd take the money, use it to buy guns, rob a bank, buy bigger guns, rob a bigger bank (and so on and so forth).

Also, body armor. Can't forget the body armor.
 

llew

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the TARDIS key... money is boring... potentially (however low) meeting and travelling with a time-lord is worth more than money... also i have a thing for dangerous situations that may result in my death
 

DEAD34345

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Timelords are immortal, right? They also have the power to travel through space and time. So, theoretically, shouldn't the entire universe just be filled with billions and billions of Timelords at any one time?

The chance of meeting one would be pretty high, if not infinitely high. Then again, you don't really see that in the show from what I understand (I've not watched all that much of it). But then, if you're playing by the rules of the TV show, there is a 100% chance that coincidences would conspire to meet you with The Doctor anyway, and assuming you're a good guy, you're unlikely to come out of the situation harmed.

So yeah, I'd go with the key. Seems like a better deal no matter how the situation unfolds, and there's only so much you can do with £1,000,000 before you'd get bored of it.
 

Broken Blade

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TARDIS, all the way. I wouldn't even use time travel to make money, I'd just go out to see all of time and space.
 

Kristian Fischer

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Lunncal said:
Timelords are immortal, right? They also have the power to travel through space and time. So, theoretically, shouldn't the entire universe just be filled with billions and billions of Timelords at any one time?

The chance of meeting one would be pretty high, if not infinitely high. Then again, you don't really see that in the show from what I understand (I've not watched all that much of it). But then, if you're playing by the rules of the TV show, there is a 100% chance that coincidences would conspire to meet you with the doctor anyway, and assuming you're a good guy, you're unlikely to come out the situation harmed.

So yeah, I'd go with the key. Seems like a better deal no matter how the situation unfolds, and there's only so much you can do with £1,000,000 before you'd get bored of it.
Timelords are not strictly speaking immortal, since they can be killed, soooo...
 

DEAD34345

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Kristian Fischer said:
Lunncal said:
Timelords are immortal, right? They also have the power to travel through space and time. So, theoretically, shouldn't the entire universe just be filled with billions and billions of Timelords at any one time?

The chance of meeting one would be pretty high, if not infinitely high. Then again, you don't really see that in the show from what I understand (I've not watched all that much of it). But then, if you're playing by the rules of the TV show, there is a 100% chance that coincidences would conspire to meet you with the doctor anyway, and assuming you're a good guy, you're unlikely to come out the situation harmed.

So yeah, I'd go with the key. Seems like a better deal no matter how the situation unfolds, and there's only so much you can do with £1,000,000 before you'd get bored of it.
Timelords are not strictly speaking immortal, since they can be killed, soooo...
Nah, when that happens they just change actors. Also, when I said immortal, I really just meant they were immune to ageing rather than that they were invincible. What I was saying still applies, or at least it should do. Like I said it doesn't seem to work like that in the show anyway.
 

Fieldy409_v1legacy

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Matthew94 said:
1 million then spend £200,000 on a hitman to kill and retrieve the key from whoever accepted it
That... Is not a good idea. You don't want the doctor finding out you did that!

I'd probably go with the key, maybe I can figure out how to use it to make me invisible like when the doctor went up against the master.
 

Neyon

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Assuming the Doctor Who fiction were real the key would be worth many billions of pounds.
 

emeraldrafael

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Personally the money, though I'd take it in US Dollars cause europe is on its way into more recessionary (if not DEPRESSIONARY) collapse, while the US is on its way out.

Either that, or I'd take the TARDIS key and somehow destroy it just to make people cry. Besides, Im pretty sure that thing would be a death sentence since some crazy person would try to kill me for it.
 

The Funslinger

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Lunncal said:
Timelords are immortal, right? They also have the power to travel through space and time. So, theoretically, shouldn't the entire universe just be filled with billions and billions of Timelords at any one time?

The chance of meeting one would be pretty high, if not infinitely high. Then again, you don't really see that in the show from what I understand (I've not watched all that much of it). But then, if you're playing by the rules of the TV show, there is a 100% chance that coincidences would conspire to meet you with the doctor anyway, and assuming you're a good guy, you're unlikely to come out the situation harmed.

So yeah, I'd go with the key. Seems like a better deal no matter how the situation unfolds, and there's only so much you can do with £1,000,000 before you'd get bored of it.
Nerd time!

Time Lords aren't technically immortal, they just have very long life spans due to having thirteen lives with bodies that can live for centuries. Time Lords were an elite among the standard population of Gallifrey (though there'd still be thousands of them) and the Time Lords have a "none interference" policy on the rest of the universe, barring things that could fuck up time itself. The Doctor is a renegade.