Poll: Your drinking rank

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D-Cypher

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Depends entirely on where i'm working. If i'm working away were on the beer pretty much every night. When I came home from a months stint in Norwich I was able to out drink EVERYONE I knew for a few weeks, it literally didn't touch the sides.

Generally though i'm comfortably in the "capable but no he-man" category. 6-8 pints and i'm feeling tipsy, 10 pints and the dancing shoes are on and the inhibition shirt well off, 12-15 pints and i'm either in the toilet throwing up or passed out in the back of a cab.
 

magicmonkeybars

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Nov 20, 2007
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1 bottle of sake will mess me up (or wine)
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4 margaritas
3 martini's
25% of a bottle of jager.
6 bottles of beer (good beer.
3 glasses of absinthe.
 

IanBrazen

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Oct 17, 2008
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Im mostly Irish, part Scottish, part German, part Italian, and all american.
Im am not trying to brag but I can hold my liquor.
 

WolfThomas

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Dec 21, 2007
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Medium weight I drink a lot, but only do so occasionally.

A lot of people call themselves heavyweight when they're not, I've lived with an alcoholic (he's a lot better now) ho used to drink himself to sleep, drink in the morning and one time kept drinking for a couple of hours while acting lucid after reaching the upper limit on a breathalyzer .4 (he had stopped for 30min and drank a glass of water to rinse his mouth, to try and make it as accurate as possible) meaning it could have been higher.
 

Dahni

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just a bit less than half a litre of vodka tends to get me suitably pished to the brink of passing out or vomiting, but not quite at that stage. Cider & beer I've never managed to drink enough to get to that point because they make me feel sick. Unless it's WKD core. I can get through about 5 or 6 bottles of that before I nearly pass out.

I have no idea where that puts me on the scale.
 

jacobschndr

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Aug 15, 2008
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30 pack and around 6 cocktails or 18 shots of straight hard liquer AND I CAN STILL DRIVE! Beat that!

My limit comes when my hands go numb and I start singing like an ass and can't help it.

But seriously, I only get drunk once or twice a year cause hangovers are my worst enemy.
 

darkless

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Right now I'm operating on 3 bottle 5 pints a double Jack Daniels and coke and a jeager bomb and I'm only slightly drunk.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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When I was in the military I was quite adept at drinking and remaining concious. After a particular incident wherein I consumed the better portion of a liquor store's stock and then decided to fight everyone for reasons nobody has ever been able to divine, I came to the conclusion that drinking was not, in fact, all that cool and essentially stopped. Where I could once put away a fifth of rum and remain coherent, a few shots leave me loopy enough that I'd hardly be called a functional human being. On the one hand, it's a bit sad that a 100 pound girl can, on average, drink me under the table. On the other, this means that when I do drink it is a cheap outing.
 

aruseusx

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I had my first Jack Daniels on new years eve. I'm a lightweight.
I had a couple of firsts last night.
 

Distorted Stu

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Triarius492 said:
I start to get drunk on fourth or fifth pint yet I have an annoying unfounded reputation for being some kind of heavyweight that never gets drunk just because I like the odd whiskey

OP: When you say 1.5/2 bottles what size bottles do you mean
About the size of an Absolut bottle. I dont know my messurements so i hoped that helped in a way lol A litre maybe? Im unsure.

Happy new year! =]
 

Kortney

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I'm a huge light weight. I guess I'm not compared to other girls, but I mostly drink with males so I seem worse than I really am.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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AgentNein said:
I take pride in the fact that I 'm fairly good about keeping a steady buzz with whatever I'm drinking, without ever hitting drunk. Although occasionally I do enjoy getting drunk, and just observing myself in a disconnected manner. Really analyzing what I'm doing and how I'm doing it. Noticing all the little delays.
Holy crap, this was pretty much me last night.

I'm pretty good about pacing myself and I can have a decent amount without everything going south.
 

WrongSprite

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Aug 10, 2008
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Medium I say.

Last night I went through 10 lagers, shitloads of whisky, shitloads of jaeger, some cider, a few ales, and what my friend calls the "red russian fist".

I was completely gone. But that is quite a lot. And I wasn't sick/passed out.