Poll: Your fighting style

[Spitfire175]

That's why the Israelis invented Krav Maga.

My fighting style of choice.

It's about fucking the other guy up before he kills you.

So do you know krav maga? It's forbidden for civilians to practise it, I think.
Granted, without a doubt, it's deadly and very badass. It too, however, requires actual fighting experience before one can effectively utilise the moves. Or so I was told last time I was in Israel, in 2005.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I improvise mothahfuckah!

 

[Logic 0]

I fight liugi style.

 

[Triple G]

I tend to punch. A lot. I COULD kick someone into the next corner, as I have strong legs, but I just don't think of it when I need it. But most times punching does it. I wanted to study Russian fighting styles, but I don't think they will openly teach me contact-less/hypnosis fighting techniques.

 

[PatrickXD]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

 

[Triple G]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

Wow, I have to consider THAT. Let me eat from your soup of wisdom. Seriously dude, that's a good technique.

 

[tsb247]

That's why the Israelis invented Krav Maga.

My fighting style of choice.

It's about fucking the other guy up before he kills you.

So do you know krav maga? It's forbidden for civilians to practise it, I think.
Granted, without a doubt, it's deadly and very badass. It too, however, requires actual fighting experience before one can effectively utilise the moves. Or so I was told last time I was in Israel, in 2005.

I cannot say that I know Krav Maga, but rather have studied some of its fundamentals. I also do not practise it, as joining a practising group is rather expensive. It is my style of choice, but it is not one that I am fluent in.

Krav Maga is not illegal (to my knowledge) to practice in the U.S. anyway... At least, not where I live.

 

[AvsJoe]

First and foremost I try to talk my way out of a fight and I'm pretty darn good at that. Failing that, I go for the neck, either by choke-out or sleeper hold. I do this because I can't throw a punch worth shit. I don't know what kind of style that is so I put other.

 

[OriginalError]

I know this isn't original/funny/relevant... but my personal fighting style is "Slightly pull aside my jacket to reveal my lovely concealed weapon." I have never lost.

//J.

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

Does being a brown belt in karate count? I took karate when I was like 12. Got bored of it in a year. Then quit.

if it only took you one year to get your brown belt then no.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Way of the Sarcastic Mouth followed by 100m dash

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

Ishhin-ryu karate. Very traditional. Been doing it for 5 years.

 

[Spirultima]

I mix Muai Thai with some Martial Art kicks.

 

[Durahan2]

Aim shoot...what? Guns would be preferable. If not I guess drunken fist, just because I can get slammed and still kick ass.

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

why would you take a hit first? there is no good reason for this.

 

[Kloffy]

Dirty. If I can taunt them, kick them in the bollocks then hit them in the head with dislodgable scenery, I will - I don't like to fight but if I do, I'd rather win than keep "honour".

This.

I'd say martial arts, but then I remember I don't know any martial arts.

 

[lumpenprole]

British

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk

 

[The Great JT]

My fighting style can be described as thusly:

"Shoot people in the face."

What? Don't tell me you've never heard the old saying "don't bring a knife to a gunfight."

 

[MoganFreeman]

Not that the likelihood of me needing to fight hand-to-hand is likely, I imagine the same goes for 99% of people on here.

This.

And I would also go with the "whatever works" option.

 

[Triple G]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

why would you take a hit first? there is no good reason for this.

So it looks like you didn't started it.