Poll: Your own execution

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The Bum

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Now i will win this thread unless its already been said.....DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!

But for real i'd take the firing squad go out like a real man no blindfold just lookem in the eye and say SHOOT ME MOTHER F***ERS!
 

Sun Flash

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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

that'll be Other, then. Don't know how, but if I was choose my execution, it would have to be pretty spectacular, put on a show, leave a legacy and all that.
 

Free Thinker

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I want to die doing something heroic, but is still considered execution.
Send me on a lone-mission to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. I'll have 2 pistols, an M4 Carbine, a few grenades of many varieties, and should i be wounded to where I can fight no loner, a mini thermonuclear device (Like the Predator in the first movie).
 

Helmutye

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Wow, there are a lot of people who pick firing squad. That's a pretty macho way to go, but I sure hope that everyone who picks firing squad has at least taken a punch to the face by an adult who is seriously trying to hurt them, or had a knife to their throat by a person threatening to kill them, because if you can't take that cheerfully you will probably not die as bravely as you think you will. And bullets are NOT painless--maybe a shot to the back of the head that knocked out your brainstem would be, but if you're just standing up in front of a bunch of guys you're probably not going to die instantly like they do in the movies.

For myself, I would prefer to be gassed in my sleep. A week before I was scheduled to be executed by some other means they would wait until I fell asleep and then flood my cell with either pure nitrogen or carbon monoxide. I think that would be a pretty painless and humane way to go.

If, however, I were going to go down in a blaze of glory, I would make sure I died doing whatever would get me sentenced to death. Or, during the wait until execution, I would fight and resist and try to escape until they were forced to shoot me down (if I actually managed to escape, so much the better!).

As far as truly exotic deaths go, I would have to say my pick would be the Aztec execution--take a hallucinogen and get all psyched up and then climb to the top of a huge pyramid, lay down on a stone slab, and have my heart ripped out of my chest and thrown into a fire. I would die providing my blood as nourishment to the gods!
 

Kathinka

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sirkai007 said:
Kathinka said:
electric chair, for the hilarious reason another escapist, not by me, posted once in a thread similar to this. i will recap it here to his glory.

as my last meal i would chose two pounds of butter and a bucket of unpopped popcorn. my demise on the the chair then should be as hilarious as it would be traumatizing ^_^
15 style points to whoever originally said that.
yes^^

i wish i could credit him by name, but i totally forgot who it was :( maybe he will show up and claim the glory he deserves^^
 

Chase Yojimbo

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If I were to die by execution, it would have to be the Guillotine or however its spelled. Its quick, painless, and heads can be used to create wall hangers. Besides that, I would rather die in a Blaze of Glory or at least Natural Causes.
 

Kie

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Obvious choice here man. It's got to be other because god damn when I go I'm getting shot out of a cannon into SPACE. Yeah, if they're going to execute me they have to do it in a badass fashion.
 

paragon1

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Strap me to a bomb headed for Afghanistan. I'd love to be able to flip of some Taliban assholes before I die.
 

GammaZord

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Firing Squad a la Stringer Bell in Season 3 of The Wire

As soon as they're about to shoot I yell a bad ass "Get on with it motherf!!"

and then die.