Poll: Your own execution

[sirkai007]

Firing squad is probably the most humane method of capital punishment that is still in use in the US. It would be my choice.

 

[freakyalex]

Death by Chuck Norris, please.

 

[sirkai007]

electric chair, for the hilarious reason another escapist, not by me, posted once in a thread similar to this. i will recap it here to his glory.

as my last meal i would chose two pounds of butter and a bucket of unpopped popcorn. my demise on the the chair then should be as hilarious as it would be traumatizing ^_^

15 style points to whoever originally said that.

 

[Erdrick jr.]

Well if whoever is executing me is foolish enough to let me choose, then I want to do something that is going to be detrimental to them in some way, so I want to be put in a rocket ship and sent to the sun. Of course having 21 nuclear bombs dropped randomly in a 100 mile radius of my location sounds like a good way to go too, but baring those options I've always been a fan of seppuku.

 

[The Lizard of Odd]

Realistically, lethal injection. Quick, painless, relatively peaceful.

Unrealistically, instant death by explosion when I save the galaxy by ramming my fighter into the evil space empire's command ship. I'd be 'the crazy pilot girl' cliche in a scifi. Only a little less cliche somehow . . . probably by not being Michelle Rodriguez.

 

[Caligulove]

Death by really amazing sex.

I think it'd be worth it

out of your options- whichever would be quickest. Get this shit over with so they can go about their day. Apparently it's unnavoidable so let's just get to it already. I don't want to cut into your lunch break. Would also like to shake the hand and meet the person to actually kill me

 

[zehydra]

I'd escape first. Or at least get shot while trying to escape.

 

[Sallix]

Firing squad, staring down my killers.

 

[oktalist]

My, what a pleasant topic.

Firing squad or dropped from the top of a very high building.

 

[tottb0x]

being entered as a gladiator to fight other gladiators until i die

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

Firing squad but my last request is the firing squad members have to dress up as clowns so i can laugh in the face of death

 

[Slaanax]

I'd go for the Monty Python and the Meaning of Life style.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'd go with a Firing Squad

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Standing in front of a firing squad wearing my Top Hat and Tux. I want the squad to use Wembley and Walther brand pistols don't want to be obliterated i still wanna look noble and dignified.

 

[sjarri]

-snip-

 

[Danpascooch]

Firing squad.
I want to die standing on my two legs, not strapped to some machine.

I also do not want to be blindfolded.

Absolutely a firing squad, you're not strapped down, you aren't connected to some awful poison, you KNOW you die quickly when a bullet flies through your head, and you get to be outside.

I strongly believe that everyone who gets the death penalty should have the option of firing squad.

 

[Danpascooch]

I don't need a blind fold or a cigarette. Just let me face the firing squad and tell them to empty as many bullets into me as they possibly can.

but it would be so much more badass with a cigarette!

 

[nimibro]

injection. painless, thoughtless, a good way to say goodbye.

 

[Danpascooch]

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

How is a shot to the head slower than poison?

 

[Danpascooch]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Wouldn't you rather the topless women chasing you catch you?