Poll: Your own execution

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Unknower

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C4. I want to go out with a bang. Also, painlessly.

ejb626 said:
Firing Squad by far being shot is quick and painless, I wouldn't even know what hit me.
What if they hit you in the arms and legs?

That wouldn't be guick nor painless!
 

Stone Wera

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I want to be strapped with dynamite, and swallowed alive by a tyrranosaurus.
But I'd have to apologize in advance to the janitor.
 

BuckshotArtist

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Uh, other. My religion demands I die in battle to go to the eternal paradise. So I wouldn't be on death row, I'd be gunned down in firefight.
 

3LANCER

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Serathen said:
Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.
awww,I wanted to write that :(
 

Tuddle

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I would want to get killed epic-ly, by a barrage of bullets ripping through me in slow motion.
 

DanielDeFig

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I suppose Lethal injection is the safest way to ensure you're gonna die painlessly, though all the waiting and strapping down would probably freak me out way more than standing in a courtyard several meters away from a squad of riflemen. But since i doubt firing squads aim for headshots, it wouldn't be painless, then no way would i pick that or any of the other methods were a quick and painless death is not guaranteed.

Of course, the best case scenario for a non-natural death is freezing to death. Eventually u just get tired n sleepy, n then u just fall asleep in the snow, never to wake up...
Dunno if that counts as an "execution" tho.

On a side note, capital punishment is sick and wrong, whatever form it takes.
 

CoverYourHead

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On a ship going into a black hole.

If I'm going to get taken down I'd like it to be done by the most powerful force of nature known to man.
 

Tdc2182

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HSIAMetalKing said:
Asphyxiated by Lady Gaga with an extension cord.

... what?
I flinched a little when I read this.

I would like to die by firing squad with a cigar in my mouth for atrocities I have commited on my Filthy Free rangers. I will die laughing meniaclly.
 

Project_Omega

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Samcanuck said:
You are on death row...you have the choice of any way to be killed...and you will be killed, but you have to choose one or they will torture you to death. What is your choice?

For other, please specify.
How about I dont die at all!
 

Jubilant

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Jark212 said:
Firing Squad, if I don't immediately die I'll want to get up again and yell "Shoot me again I ain't dead yet!!!"

Those soldiers would never forget me...
Now that I think of it... THIS.


But yeah, if not a firing squad, then some type of torture. Just imagine for a second(yes, I'm sick...I'm sorry...):
You have a gun pointed at your temple, your most precious loved one looking on. Tears stream down your face and your loved one begs for you to be let go. Your captor laughs and mocks you, gripping your hair roughly and leering down at you if they're standing. Your hands are bound behind your back, and you feel something lash across your back. You scream, and realize that someone behind you has a whip, tearing through flesh and cloth. Helpless. You scream and beg and cry as your loved one simply stares in horror, fearing that if they move then you will be shot. Your captor laughs at your expression, possibly making a few sexual jokes here and there, but mainly talking down at you, breaking you and completely destroying your pride. The whip slashes across your back again, for the final time, and you make eyecontact with your captor. They grin, push you to the ground, place the gun to the nape of your neck and, while you look to your loved one and say your goodbye and you love them, he shoots, and everything is over.
 

Kwoodchuck

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cut.. im not emo, but maybe a guy with knife cutting me... while im fighting him. If theres one thing i cant stand its ( for anything ) not haveing another option. if i was stripped nude and in an open field with a strong man who runs on solid diesel chasing me with a knife, id like to have that.

i want to feel my death and go down finally with blood loss combined with a heart attack induced by a surge of adrenaline.