Poll: Your own execution

[Koeryn]

"Right here? Yeah, no use aimin' there, I don't have one. Just let loose boys. If I'm still standing after your mags are empty, can I have your guns?"

 

[Hussmann54]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!
("Earth's enemies" is the Scientology-Twilight-Nazi-Fanclub or STNF as I like to call them. F**k Them

you just got my "Hussmann54`s Epic Win Of The Day!" Award.....

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Firing Squad, if I don't immediately die I'll want to get up again and yell "Shoot me again I ain't dead yet!!!"

Very metal last words. Fuck yeah, Metallica.

I'd probably choose immolation or something. Seems like it'd be fun. Firing squad would be the most honourable option, and would make me feel like a soldier, but hey, it's my death, I should be able to have fun with it!

How about bungie jumping with razor wire?

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute?

 

[I Max95]

i want to be dropped in a gated building filled with hunters

itll be nuked in 1 hour

and the reward for escaping the bulding
you get to watch the bomb fall
it would be so much fun xD

 

[Marter]

I don't care how, I just want it to be instant, and I want to be asleep when it happens.

 

[dibblywibbles]

man if I'm going to be executed it would have to be spectacular and cost a lot of money, a final screw you to my executioners. so I'm thinking shot into space on a collision course with the sun. either that or eaten by a t-Rex. take your pick

 

[Mr. Gency]

Hypoxia (lack of oxygen) if you suffer from it you become happy and dont care about yourself or the world around you and everything is good. You slowly sufficate and die without the panic or pain

This.

If I'm gonna die, I wanna die high.

 

[Phlakes]

Crashing a considerably large spaceship into an even larger evil spaceship. Preferably to save a whole bunch of people.

 

[Chamale]

Firing squad. If I get killed, I want as many bastards as possible to feel the guilt of pulling the trigger.

 

[merc hunter]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Props for the Monty Python reference, have a cookie.

OT: Firing squad or snipers bullet something quick and hopefully painless.

 

[Marmooset]

John Doe breaks into my apartment, confusing me with vanity. He cuts off my nose, glues sleeping pills in one hand and a telephone in the other, allowing me to snuff it due to self-loathing.

15 minutes later, when I'm sure he's gone, I call the paramedics. I never liked my nose much anyway.


(PS - I hope he glues the pills to my right hand, as I'm a lefty.)

 

[John Stolte]

I dunno, I've never smoked before and if they were going to turn me into swiss cheese I might as well take a puff.

 

[apelsz]

Single shot to the head from Chuck Norris. No joke, if I am on death row, that's how I want to die.

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...

This is another good option...

 

[Robert0288]

firing squad. The rest have too much lead up and the anxiaty might kill me first.

 

[thekrimzonguard]

Dropped from 10k feet into Nyiragongo's lava lake. Whilst strapped to a 1000lb bomb for good measure.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Lethal injection, quick, pretty much painless and humane.

 

[LGC Pominator]

I would ask for the electric chair, administered in the USA.

My reason for this is very simple:

Given that it is the USA (preferably texas), there is a high chance of the executioners being a few amperes short of a charge if you know what I mean, therefore, I would explain the difficulty of the process to me, given that I am not comfortable with the subject of my own death, could one of them hold my hand please?

Next is to say, "well, I think that we should all partake in this act of kindness, demonstrated by this character here, I want the rest of you to form a chain from him and run a hands across the prison moment, I want this to be special!"

Then as the switch is flipped, laugh maniacally as they come to realise what they have done

yeah I am vindictive, and I probably have a rather unfair view of Americans, but what the hell, it would be hilarious!

 

[Timeslament]

Guillotine of course! I want a classy death. Like the corrupt monarchs of the past, its more personal then a firing squad but less then a sword to the neck. Its a very aristocratic way to go.

You maybe be wondering why a firing squad is not personal because it is multiple people and none really know who dealt the killing shot, while an be-heading requires one executioner who knows they are killing you, much more personal, but a sword to the neck is probably even more personal with the killing blow being dealt by one hand, in close proximity of you.

 

[Banzu]

Drowning in beer, nuff said!

or...maybe the monty python one when you get chased by a group of beautiful half naked women off a cliff!

Always good to leave this world in a stylish fun way =)

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Fuck it, just shoot me in the head. And none of that pussy-ass firing squad "one guy has blanks, but no one knows who" fagoting. I want one person to shoot me in the head from two feet away with a .357 Magnum revolver. And I want him to look me in the eye when he does it. I want the ************ who killed me to remember my name. I want my last words to be,"Come on, you cherry fuck, fucking kill me! I don't have all God damn day here!"