Well it doesnt seem like you ment this to be a serious thread, but im going to go ahead and be semi-serious.
Im a conservative. Now for whatever reason people think tight-assed, no fun, scared of boobs conservatives. I dont really care about thier social agendas, i think thats the words im looking for. I dont care if people are haivng sex with 300 partners, i dont care if billy saw tits in titanic. What i do care about is taxes, and a competitive free market system, and the government minding thier own business and realizing they serve me, not the other way around.