Pony Jam is a SCAM!

[Jamanticus]

why hasn't this been locked yet... i mean not to crap on your fun but other threads have been locked... i just want an explanation?

Read Fanboy's post and then ask yourself if this really deserves to be done-away with.

It deserves to be done away with.

*gets out trusty fractal pun cannon and aims it at FanBoy*

I'm sorry, FanBoy....But I must do this.

 

[Glerken]

I canter imagine this to be true! I could never saddle myself with the thought! But if what you're saying is true, it would stirrup the forums and create a gallop of controversy! That would be very lame.

Uhhh... Horseshoes!

Fanboy, I tried to create a ponyjam avatar, but I am no where near your expertise. Can you tell me if you are going to make ponyjam avatars?

It's a little short notice... but I guess I can slap together something simple.

For the ponies!

Wow, Fanboy, you are a hero. You've made ponies everywhere happy.

 

[Fanboy]

why hasn't this been locked yet... i mean not to crap on your fun but other threads have been locked... i just want an explanation?

Read Fanboy's post and then ask yourself if this really deserves to be done-away with.

It deserves to be done away with.

*gets out trusty fractal pun cannon and aims it at FanBoy*

I'm sorry, FanBoy....But I must do this.

Uh oh.... time to hoof it!

 

[Fanboy]

Wow, Fanboy, you are a hero. You've made ponies everywhere happy.

Behold it's awesome poniosity!

 

[Glerken]

Wow, Fanboy, you are a hero. You've made ponies everywhere happy.

Behold it's awesome poniosity!

You are the best dude, I shall where it proudly.

 

[blackcherry]

great april fools has only been going on for an hour and it is already old

Another example of the internet ruining otherwise humorous real life things.

No, I lie.

This day was never funny

 

[Schizzy]

I did not notice the horses cause I was blinded to the pinkosity of the entire Escapist website! Gah! The pinkness!

Gah! Just saw the spotted white horse's penis as well! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Lord Krunk]

Fellow Escapists, I put forth for your consideration an expose of epic proportions. We are surrounded by lies! An excess of deceptive misrepresentation has us girt! These 'ponies' which are so overtly exploited in the advertisements for 'Pony Jam' are not ponies at all, but rather average sized horses! What do these scoundrels take us for?

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

P.S. Oh dear lord don't ban me, I was trying to be insouciant, not insipid...

EDIT: Sorry, misread the post.

Disregard everything I just said. FOR PONY!

 

[PurpleRain]

Wait, if you shrink a horse... does it become a pony? Perhaps they could be mini-horses but made to look bigger... like horses? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to crack out the plastic explosives and make the Escapist pay for this witchcraft!

 

[Insomniaku]

Wait, if you shrink a horse... does it become a pony? Perhaps they could be mini-horses but made to look bigger... like horses? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to crack out the plastic explosives and make the Escapist pay for this witchcraft!

They just implode and out of the ashes a mule rises

 

[PurpleRain]

Wait, if you shrink a horse... does it become a pony? Perhaps they could be mini-horses but made to look bigger... like horses? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to crack out the plastic explosives and make the Escapist pay for this witchcraft!

They just implode and out of the ashes a mule rises

Is that how baby mules are made?

 

[Kalico Lynx]

What I would like to know is if the rainbows are indeed simple effeminate decoration or if these so called "Ponies" are actually proponents of the Gay Pride Movement.

THE MIND BOGGLES!

 

[Larenxis]

What I would like to know is if the rainbows are indeed simple effeminate decoration or if these so called "Ponies" are actually proponents of the Gay Pride Movement.

THE MIND BOGGLES!

Maybe they just refract light?

 

[Vortigar]

Wait, if you shrink a horse... does it become a pony? Perhaps they could be mini-horses but made to look bigger... like horses? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I just want to crack out the plastic explosives and make the Escapist pay for this witchcraft!

They just implode and out of the ashes a mule rises

Is that how baby mules are made?

Indeed, unless you're on Greek soil, in which case you get a Ponysus.

 

[Copter400]

All this and more in the upcoming Larenxis biography, Diary of an Escapist: The Lies, the Scandal, the Deceit and the Lies.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

This is why I hate April Fool's online. It causes nothing but grief.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

 

[Brotherofwill]

You just couldn't let go, could you? You just had to press on!

Johnson, we have a code 642 here. Tell the boss immediatly to send reinforcements.

The ponies shall rule!

 

[timmytom1]

Fellow Escapists, I put forth for your consideration an expose of epic proportions. We are surrounded by lies! An excess of deceptive misrepresentation has us girt! These 'ponies' which are so overtly exploited in the advertisements for 'Pony Jam' are not ponies at all, but rather average sized horses! What do these scoundrels take us for?

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

P.S. Oh dear lord don't ban me, I was trying to be insouciant, not insipid...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! excuse me a minute while i go find my pitchfork and traditional peasant gear

 

[Lord Krunk]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

Oh yeah? Well mine has fire breath and lasers! Fire Breath And Lasers, people!

It's funny because OMGPONY!!11one! is now an Escapist meme, formed partly by Susan's love for showing her badge off, and partly because most of the users want it for themselves. You know, in the way memes are funny.