Pony Jam is a SCAM!
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Yeah but...muffins, you can't beat muffins.Lord Krunk said:
...I've got choc chip and blueberry *nomnomnom* Enjoy you're fire breath, My pony is about to learn how to make CUPCAKES. Oh yeah, icing mother****er.
Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!Reaperman Wompa said:
That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?
If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;
I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!
*slurp*
I EAT IT UP!
That's why The Hamburglar 2 (looked up spelling on Mcdonalds website, original hamburglar looks like a pervert) made 2, 'cuz he likes to share.Lord Krunk said:
That's right, My Pony is compassionate and likes to make MULTIPLE muffins/cupcakes!! What now, you eat the one you...were given and I'll enjoy these fresh ones. THAT'S RIGHT *****, SHARING IS CARING!
My pony has tasers for hoofs, so he causes your pony a lot of pain when he trots around your pony! And I believe that it happens a lot!Reaperman Wompa said:
I call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.
My pony shoots RAINBOWS out of his ass! Who doesn't want to crap a rainbow?
Mines too busy charging around on it's hoofs made of Paris Hiltons dignity (that's where that went) Uwe Bolls talent (...too far?) Wesley Snipes Sword from Blade and a chainsaw, which are so powerful They look like regular hooves until they destroy you...TO DEATH!.Lord Krunk said:
So bring it, with your girly tazers and rainbow ass-shooting-skills, The Hamburglar 2 is already rainbow, he don't need to fart it, instead he craps THUNDER/LIGHTNING in a frightening and entertaining combo.
AND I've still got ma muffins.
Oh, you pose a worthy opponent. However, I have one more trick up my sleeve...Reaperman Wompa said:
DOOM SADDLES... OF DOOM!
I don't know what Pony's Doom Saddle does, but it strikes people with fear of its doomly doomness of infiite dommly doom! Doom, I say!
Also, I eat your muffin. +1 Muffins to me.
Pony Jam? wow, you can make jam out of anything these days. first strawberrys, then apricots and now ponies.
what will they do next? Lizard jam?
what will they do next? Lizard jam?
I've got more, and cupcakes, which have icing and smarties +2 cupcakes to me.Lord Krunk said:
My Saddle is really comfortable and easy to ride, it is also an MP3 player that can store 850,000 videos and untold millions of songs, also through pony magic the screen and I remain still so I can watch movies in comfort. It also has a chest of storage where I can keep literally millions of tons of random things I find while out riding, not to mention a Cup holder/cooler of delicious beverages!!!
Also, just 'cuz I'm nice the saddle of doom was called that because it's so hard and well...more like doom downstairs if ya know what I mean. Just thought you might like a heads up before you go over a bump and lose the ability to have children, though after the bump you can pee behind yourself which sounds pretty cool.
Nonsense! The Saddle of Doom is a real man's saddle, infused with the souls of all who Pony has slain in battle!Reaperman Wompa said:
In fact, Pony has used his laser eyes to melt Hamburglar 2 while we have been arguing, so that makes all your arguments invalid!
Who wants Pony smoothie, by the way?
Oh, and my Pony can Carebearstare! Feel the wrath of rainbow trauma!
Souls all of all the men the pony has slain? ...Technically, if you count "your guys" as men, then yes it's killed millions. Also, that was Bob in one of those suits (I don't know the name) I'll tell his wife and kids, you know little billy right? He's the kid that likes making high end steam punk computers and giving them away to his dads friends, yours is currently getting made but I don't think he'll want to continue after this. And Carebearstare? well I don't know what my pony fires out of his eyes, you see they're so powerful only I can look into them and survive, and I'm not really sure what it is. Probably some mix of the force, cake, pie, the telletubbies, crazy good guitar solos and epic in a bottle.Lord Krunk said:
Doesn't change the fact that your Pony is now a steaming puddle.Reaperman Wompa said:
However, I am envious that your pony can shoot epic guitar solos out of its eyes. I wanna My Little Rockstar!
No, I'm typing this on his back now (did I mention the saddle had built in computer and the worlds most amazing internet access? Always forget that one) So if he was a steaming puddle, why are the police arresting your pony...who just tried to fight back and got maced...And he's off to prison, crying since his carebearstare turned out to be him farting a rainbow.Lord Krunk said:
I, for one, am disgusted. Taking an average sized horse and posing it as a pony is morally depraved, and everyone involved should feel ashamed. There could be children on these forums, for goodness sake. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.