Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[Grumman]

I'm going to point and laugh when it turns out what you're really buying is a USB drive with a $100 Trojan virus on it.

It's perfect: they're actively encouraging un-computer-savvy morons to stick their flash drives in other people's computers without their permission, without regard for security or simple politeness. It's like buying an iPhone app that remembers your credit card details for you.

 

[Abengoshis]

"Advanced Image Analysing Algorithms"? Why does this term come up so often, both in advertising and in TV-shows, yet no one cares to bother explaining how they work.

'Cause it's alien technology and we're too primitive to understand.

I joke (obviously). It's probably like those stupid shampoo and conditioner adverts which claim to have magical properties just because they're from the jubjub tree or whatever. xD (Kinda off topic, has anyone else noticed that "natural" is a huge selling point in things. (I think by natural they mean organic, people use the word "natural" terribly.))

 

[lee1287]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

Exactly my thoughts.

 

[snow]

Man too bad it's 100 dollars.. I'm thinking of all sorts of practical jokes that could be had with this device xD.

This is a rip off though, anyone that has the least bit of computer experience would know how to find these files without the stick..

 

[_Cake_]

Not only males hate this idea.

 

[Souplex]

I never understood the appeal of porn. It's like watching people eat a delicious steak in front of you; sure it looks fun, but you aren't a part of it. It is always better to go out and get your own piece of meat.

 

[slightly evil]

Who the fuck cares? I'm 16 why shouldn't I have porn? It would be wierd not to. Does my mum really want to be sure? The way I see it, even with some really perverted stuff on my history, why not just assume it's there and not go hunting.
Porn is not a big deal and people who think it is are just not watching enough or the right kind of it.

 

[slightly evil]

I never understood the appeal of porn. It's like watching people eat a delicious steak in front of you; sure it looks fun, but you aren't a part of it. It is always better to go out and get your own piece of meat.

easy for you to say...

 

[GreyWolf257]

....shit.

But seriously, who really gives a flying damn what I look at? As far as I see it, nobody should care what I look at. If my dad ever came up to me and ask if I have porn on my computer, I'll say "Gee, pops! It's right here!" and pull up the eye-burning horror which is my secret archives. I payed for my computer myself, so what I look at isn't anyone's business.

 

[DividedUnity]

Finally, a worthy adversary. Id like to see your image detecting algorithms get past my external hard drive being unplugged. Oh wait, it cant. Secret stash. Still safe

 

[TehCookie]

Since most of my porn is either yaoi or novels I doubt it would find either of those.

 

[MrGFunk]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

This was my immediate thought.

OP: I'm pretty sure this will only be useful for police investigating criminals with horrible tastes and they already have sophisticated means for this.

 

[Vrach]

"protect your family, business or organization" from the irreparable harm that porn can bring them.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Jeez. Hitchhiker's guide definition comes to mind - "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes"

PS
Since when was porn hard to find on a PC? Just look for a bigger folder where there shouldn't be one, movies take up quite a bit of space. Besides, with the current availability of streamed pornography, this is kinda obsolete.