Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

BlackWidower

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Tom Goldman said:
"protect your family, business or organization" from the irreparable harm that porn can bring them.
WHAT!? Can anyone explain the irreparable harm caused by porn?

Oh my god! My friend, he once saw some porn, then, he he went nuts and killed three people...because of the porn.
 

TruthMan

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FEAR not friends there is an app called HeatSeek any males best friend encrypts everything in the App google it
 

Chancie

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Haha, I find this to be really funny. xD They actually MADE something for this? Well, I guess there's a first for everything...
 

BehattedWanderer

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Well, it's not that hard to find. Movies are in the file "movies" on my external hard drive, in the subfolder of 'blah', and pictures are on my computer, in a very easily located hidden folder. The only reason they're hidden is because I use my laptop for professional presentations, and I switch it so that hidden are invisible, so that I don't have porn randomly being seen during the moments I'm loading the presentation files, to maintain a bit of professionalism.
 

Fuselage

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I checked what other products they offered in "Intimacy" and they had "stain" "wink wink" trackers to track on your underwear....
And, And they had premium "Stain"spy CSI.
What kind of sick person buys or manufactures this,this evil thing let us wank in peace!
 

blarg363

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Hmmm...well i got my computer used from a friend and he nuked the hard drive...but i wonder?

Well i'm off to best buy.
 

lovest harding

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Lamppenkeyboard said:
inpachi said:
thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
Haha! So true! I should be worried about this tho.. I dont download videos.. I only have like 10 30-60 minute videos and like 10000000000000000000000000 jpgs/gifs/whatever.. So this device will truly harm me! + i have some stuff thats not really legal.. That i would not like to get into!
Like Iowa prison illegal?

You know what, don't answer that.
This is going to be random, but what does that mean?
I live in Iowa and I'm very curious now. xD
 

kazork

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I really do not see the problem. I f you want to know if i look at porn don't waste a 100$ bucks, just ask me.

It is not like i am ashamed for something that a large part of the male internet users looks at.( i don't know th percentage but it must be more than 70%).
 

YouCallMeNighthawk

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How can it be sure the video is porn? all it would detect that ther eis a video file or image file.

It's a load of rubbish i think and for that price i very much doubt that a mother will buy it unless they are hugely catholic and want to find out wether their son is going to hell lol
 

ethaninja

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Lol it's probably a flashdrive with a batch file that automatically loads up all images hopeing to hit the jackpot. Hmm.. would be a handy device to find all my lost stuf... err.. never mind.

P.S.. I said handy >.< Wow can I go back to primary school please.. I think I'm sleep deprived.
 

Lamppenkeyboard

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lovest harding said:
Lamppenkeyboard said:
Like Iowa prison illegal?

You know what, don't answer that.
This is going to be random, but what does that mean?
I live in Iowa and I'm very curious now. xD
There was a guy in Iowa who (according to the news) was imprisoned for owning lolicon.
 

C_sector

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Perhaps if all those obsessed girlfriends and wife's were a little more.....in to it...then their husbands and boyfriends will have no need to resort to pr0n. Who's With Me?!?!
 

Cosplay Horatio

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I'm just picturing thousands of these porn detection stick in the hands of girlfriends and wives and the sad to scared looks on their significant others faces.
 

Therumancer

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Cosplay Horatio said:
I'm just picturing thousands of these porn detection stick in the hands of girlfriends and wives and the sad to scared looks on their significant others faces.
Actually the ironic thing is that you'd probably find as much porn, or more, on their computers.

A popular misconception in society is that men are all perverted pornhounds, who are mindlessly lead on by their libido, when actually both genders are equally "guilty". If anything women probably create and consume more porn than guys do. There is however a dual standard however where it's seen as being 'wrong' or 'funny' for guys, but girls see things as being differant when they do such things. Society sort of perpetuates this stereotype.

I'd point towards all of the sexual artwork, and perverted "Mary Sue" fiction girls fill the internet up on.

As far as pics and such go, you dig through Mom's computer you'd probably have nightmares. To put things into perspective my stepmother and other girls she works with pass around pics to each other, and they aren't always cute cats and stuff. Just as frequently you've got all these "hawt" guys naked, and guys doing things like sticking their sex organs into hot dog buns, or covering them in pineapple rings, and other things. Without getting into too many details for the sake of brevity, I think you'd be hard pressed to find any computer that doesn't have a porn stash on it somewhere. Some women might try and claim pictures they traded around as "not being porn, that was something else, we were just goofing off" uh-huh.

As a result I figure these would be of limited use except maybe to parents who are afraid of their kids growing up and want to try and stop it... or companies who are afraid that the appearance of porn on their systems will look unprofessional. Something I have mixed opinions about, but can understand.



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