Porn Star Wants to Mix WoW, Final Fantasy With Work

[MiracleOfSound]

I've honestly never heard of her, and I am no stranger to adult stars...

 

[Pearwood]

"I'm going to feel sorry for the lass if she'll be TROLLED on WoW with comments that I can imagine.

I mean, horny troll nerds with no spare time (That can be proven since they are loitering in WoW) WILL harass a porn star inside the game.
It is inevitable."

I assume she's thick skinned enough to deal with it, otherwise what the hell is she doing in porn

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Just 'looked her up'.

She's ok. Nothin amazing compared to some of the ladies around.

 

[DarkSaber]

Nice to see The Escapist continuing on its quest to find the Lowest Common Denominator.

 

[Asehujiko]

Ahh, the punning possibilities are .. maybe not endless, but certainly large ..

How many people would want her in their PUGs if they figure out her identity? (assuming there are still PUGs in WoW, I don't play it myself) Would they be "pimping their drops" for her? In the possible MMOG spinoff, would they gain xp with each successive male/female "conquest"? I think I'll stop here and leave the rest to myself

yes, unfortunetly there are still pugs in WOW and always will be. And by the share of male players I would say pretty much almost all of the players would love to pug with her.

I can say with utmost certainty that I have absolutely no desire to run her through anything harder then gundrak normal if she has to take time off from "work" in order to farm emblems of frost. That takes 30 minutes with a below average group.

 

[Little Duck]

We all know how a porn video with gaming in it would go. First a woman would be on the pc playing a game and what not, when a man comes in, spots it and this aparantly is enough of a turn on to demand the sudden relinquishing of his trousers, followed by the arbitary world's longest blowjob attempt and then all out sex. Maybe if the porn direcor is "artistic" the Wii mote is used as a dildo for a short period of time or they play castle crashers together at the end or something.

 

[Danny Ocean]

She's a touch late on the mixing of the two genres. There's already a porn parody of WoW.

Or, you know, that's what I heard. Don't look at me like that.

That's the first thing I thought. It's been done for sure.

I mean, apparently. As far as I've heard, that is.

*cough*

 

[Wolfram23]

I'd watch it.

 

[skeanthu]

WOW! That's a skeet-skeet-skeet for ya!

 

[Mandal0re]

I know who she is. That woman is ridiculously dirty. Guess you have to be to get dubbed dirtiest woman in porn but still.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Final FantASSy
Anal Fantasy

They are actual porn film names.

My favourite is still "The taming of the Screw".

 

[Therumancer]

Simply put, I don't see much appeal in the idea of porn movies being made around video games and MMORPGs. But then again while I own "adult entertainment material" I'm not a huge adult film fan. I own a couple, some hentai movies, some adult comic books, etc.. most nerds do.

HOWEVER, I am a believer that sex can, and should be, mixed more into games (as I have said before). I do not personally believe that something has to be all sex all the time, or skirt around the subject. One of the reasons why I am not into "porn" movies more is because ironically they tend to get boring and repetitive, I tend to feel such things work best either in doses or when mixed in with something else.

If I was producing and developing games, and looking to make titles for an adult audience, I might very well hire professional adult actresses who are used to positioning themselves for a camera to perform the scenes and/or model for the animations when such things come up. Say creating actual sex scenes for the bits where you have sex in say Dragon Age or Mass Effect.

Then again, going by the (apparent) success of the video game Burlesque show which was covered here on The Escapist a while ago, I suppose my opinion is probably in the minority. Especially seeing as we see few people lobbying to break the current trend where general entertainment and sex/adult entertainment are seperated from each other by a barrier making the mine field seperating Korea into halves seem minor in comparison.

 

[DoctorObviously]

I have to say, I honestly haven't heard of her. Then again i'm not the sort of person who memorises porn actresses. Sounds like the kind of thing a guy would fap to then hate himself forever afterwards.

This.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

That would be interesting.

Yeeeeesssssssss...

Quite.

 

[Serioli]

Mixing WoW and porn, eh?

I hope this translates into a scene where she dances like a female Dwarf and screams "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!" when she climaxes...

^ This ^

Also 'Results 1 - 18 of about 2,910,000 for wow porn. (61.74 jiffies)'
' Results 1 - 18 of about 1,290,000 for final fantasy 11 porn. (1.21 gigawatts)'

 

[Outamyhead]

The benefit to her job, says the actress, is that she schedules her own work - so if she feels like grinding out some Tier 10 via Frost Emblems for two weeks or so, she can.

I'm sure she could grind out some stuff, it's what she does for a career after all.

Most of the stars in the porn industry are a little bit f'ed up in the head, daddy issues or uncle XX showed them his peepee in the woodshed and they have been screwed up (in more ways than you can imagine) since, can't say I know many girls that like having a fist shoved down their throat, or anything else for that matter.

 

[The3rdEye]

Interesting, although I'm pretty sure there's already an adult film series based on World of Warcraft.

Slightly more OT, I'm not so much surprised that an adult film star is into gaming, different strokes for different folks, but all the same, there are some who game (I'll stop now), but I am surprised that it would appear her server and guild names were released in the article. I feel sorry for her and her guildmates, soon to be deluged by random chat messages and join requests.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

She looks straight up like the modern Lara Croft in that picture.

 

[bobknowsall]

Is it just me, or does it sound like the adult film industry is just wising up to its new main demographic? I mean, appealing to gamers and making it sound like a porn star is "one of us" are both great marketing moves. Wasn't there a story here about another adult film star who had a gaming site's name tattooed across her, ahem, two main talents?

I dunno, this just seems weird to me. It just seems like such an obvious marketing ploy.