Porn Star Wants to Mix WoW, Final Fantasy With Work
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She better keep the fuck away from Final Fantasy, I don't want to see it corrupted by her dirty ideas.
Hot.
But seriously this is kinda wierd, you don't really think of the person you're looking at as a person do you?
But seriously this is kinda wierd, you don't really think of the person you're looking at as a person do you?
Wait a tick, "I Hit it With my Axe" is about pornstars (I guess I should read descriptions more.) Hmmm... I don't really care much for the series in comparison to most other stuff on this site...
But, in regards to the topic at hand, it is my opinion that if one were to mix gaming and pornography, I'd say that it's best to go hardcore with that idea. It is for that end that I am now offering $100 to the first woman documented to win the Wii game of her choice using ONLY her vagina to manipulate the wiimote. Now that is something that would take mad skills in both relevant fields.
But, in regards to the topic at hand, it is my opinion that if one were to mix gaming and pornography, I'd say that it's best to go hardcore with that idea. It is for that end that I am now offering $100 to the first woman documented to win the Wii game of her choice using ONLY her vagina to manipulate the wiimote. Now that is something that would take mad skills in both relevant fields.
...I see what you did there.John Funk said:
And now to climb out of the gutter, give me a second here guys.
*Struggle*
There we go, now where was I? Ah yes.
Point 1: I almost died laughing when she was referred to as an actress.
Point 2: If I recall, hasn't some porn parody of WoW already been done?
Point 3: WHY?!
John Funk said:
I'm going to feel sorry for the lass if she'll be TROLLED on WoW with comments that I can imagine.
I mean, horny troll nerds with no spare time (That can be proven since they are loitering in WoW) WILL harass a porn star inside the game.
It is inevitable.
PS: Not specifying gamers in WoW, just the ones who are full-fledged trolls.
I prefer Japanese porn; there's rarely context, they just get to the action. It's hard to get into the right mood when you're cringing at what's coming out of their mouth before what goes into their mouth. But this girl must be something special if she recieved an award. And she's kinda cute.
Cosplay porn sounds like fun. I've seen a lot of erotic cosplay photography, so it'd be neat to see cosplay porn in action. It would be more entertaining to see established characters rather than mmorpg characters, though. It'd be like a doujin come to life!
Cosplay porn sounds like fun. I've seen a lot of erotic cosplay photography, so it'd be neat to see cosplay porn in action. It would be more entertaining to see established characters rather than mmorpg characters, though. It'd be like a doujin come to life!
I hear that. That's the job of hard working hentai artists >Phoenixlight said:
*shuffles away to 4chan*
Why does the Escapist expect all of its users to know who these Porn Stars are? To know them, we'd have to follow official porn movies, new releases, the awards shows, etc. In short, we would have to PAY for porn. Have they never heard of the internet? It's not like gaming nerds are the kind of people who frequent the Adult Video Megaplexxx for the latest rising stars. We just google what we want and get it for free. What we want is rarely the 'official' stuff.