Pornhub Is Crowdfunding The First Space Porno

[Neverhoodian]

Gene Roddenberry would be positively salivating at the prospect if he were alive. Hell, he probably would have funded the project himself.

...Wait, weren't his ashes sent into space? Well, I guess he's in luck if he's the type that "likes to watch."

 

[teqrevisited]

Well it wont be the first rocket they've sent up.


I'll see myself out.

 

[TristanBelmont]

"Keep watching the skies"
With umbrella firmly in hand.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

At first, my knee-jerk reaction to this was a bit of anger that they were using expensive powerful precise equipment and vehicles for space exploration to do something as stupid as making a porno in space. But then I was like...

Hey, it's their money, they can do whatever the heck they want with it, provided it doesn't hurt anyone.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

To boldly come where no man has come before.

...I'm not sorry.

 

[lacktheknack]

I first saw this on reddit.com/nottheonion.

...I still don't know how to respond.

 

[DrunkOnEstus]

Ooh think of the cool porn names!

"Pound control to Major Dong...please mind your thrust upon re-entry".

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Well, given Pornhub's shitty business practices, I vote 'no thanks' on this. Also 'cause I have a feeling this'll blow up in somebody's face. Theirs or the crowd-funders.

Well, it sure would be a disappointment if it didn't blow up in someone's face.

...

 

[CrossGuard]

Fund it. Everybody go fund this now.
We need to do this for science!

No we don't. They should fund this crap on their own. I don't particularly like the porn industry. Hardly anything in this world is more shallow than that.

Like video games?

 

[CrystalShadow]

Hold on. Hold on. the universe's first?

Bit presumptious isn't it?
The universe is a big place...

Surely, there must be a species somewhere that has tried this, right? Right!?

 

[Fulbert]

Who's gonna fly them into space? The Russians?

 

[Kreett]

Fund it. Everybody go fund this now.
We need to do this for science!

No we don't. They should fund this crap on their own. I don't particularly like the porn industry. Hardly anything in this world is more shallow than that.

What, you didn't ask for porn?

 

[MrCalavera_v1legacy]

Man, finishing anywhere "outside" would be a logistic nightmare.
Still, can't wait for my

 

[gewata]

Hold on. Hold on. the universe's first?

Bit presumptious isn't it?
The universe is a big place...

Surely, there must be a species somewhere that has tried this, right? Right!?

The first time humans have had sex in space, certainly. Well, unless there's something the ISS crew isn't telling us...

 

[CrystalShadow]

Hold on. Hold on. the universe's first?

Bit presumptious isn't it?
The universe is a big place...

Surely, there must be a species somewhere that has tried this, right? Right!?

The first time humans have had sex in space, certainly. Well, unless there's something the ISS crew isn't telling us...

Well, yes, yes. But the first line in the article just says 'first pornographic film' It didn't specify it involved humans... XD

And honestly, who know what astronauts have got up to. The space shuttle. The ISS... Mir...
There's been a a few chances... And that's assuming everyone involved is straight... Otherwise... XD

 

[Dornedas]

Hold on. Hold on. the universe's first?

Bit presumptious isn't it?
The universe is a big place...

Surely, there must be a species somewhere that has tried this, right? Right!?

To be accurate: The Glarboxians from Thektaar Pialphazeta actually tried to do it long ago. But once they were in orbit they remembered that their species is asexual and reproduces through mitosis.
To cover up this massive waste of taxpayer money the Glarboxian government decided to sacrifice the crew and activated the self destruct functionality of the spacecraft. 3.5 brave crew members died that day.

OT:
I'm disappointed with myself.
Normally I'm the kind of person that can make a dirty joke about everything. But this is just so wonderful that I have no words.
This is how a Christian must feel when he sees god.

 

[EHKOS]

I have a bad feeling something is going to go wrong and explode during launch...that wasn't a premature ejaculation joke.

CAPTCHA: pick the opposite: inside
Too late CAPTCHA...too late...

 

[Meximagician]

To quote one of the earliest Arthur C. Clarke books I remember reading, Imperial Earth:

No wonder that the most popular item in the ship's library these last few days had been the Nasa Sutra, an old book and an old joke, explained so often that it was no longer funny.