Pornhub Is Crowdfunding The First Space Porno
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Fucking sold! Maybe we should go all out on this one, get the, to dress up as sci-fi characters to really go the full experience.Fappy said:
I can't let you do that Dave.kannibus said:
Full load of jokes aside. Who the fuck will actually take them to space on that shoestring of a budget... most of it will be spent on crew and equipment before even launching, unless they have secondary investors lined up this is complete bullshit.
Is the ship going to PROBE Uranus! Who's going to be MOUNTED in the COCKPIT, will it be Major BLOWHARD! Who's the captain, James D. Kirk, or maybe they'll get DICK DANGER! You know what they say, in space no one can hear you cum! Will The Alien guest star so that he can EAT OUT one of the crew! Are they going to have foreign RELATIONS with the aliens! Are they going to THRUST themselves into the frontlines of a war!
Made me laugh, but I think it's a stupid waste of money that could be spent on serious space stuff instead.
No one is going to fund serious space stuff. Plus it would be a world first. How often do you get the chance to make history.Secondhand Revenant said:
It's downright embarrassing that it's taken this long (let's not kid ourselves; sex and violence are our species' specialties). I have contacted NASA, CNSA, and Roscosmos; the official word, as you might expect, is that no one has ever had sex in space. Whether that's true or not is another question, but it's good that someone's finally stepping up... supposedly. Even if you're just going suborbital, $3.4 million isn't going to get you much- especially given the specialized equipment and training you're going to need. Unless they've got another major funding source, I fear we may be looking at a scam of some sort here.
Actually no. Some years back, a space themed pornographic film (entitled "The Uranus Experiment 2" or somesuch) was made that featured a (brief) penis in vagina scene in simulated zero gravity, which you can do with a special plane flying in a parabolic arc, the ones they use to train astronauts because you get lots of Gs followed by freefall.bz316 said:
Not only did the man get an erection in simulated zero gravity, he was able to get one very soon after taking serious Gs. But, yeah, professional porn star and all.
The details of this intrigue me...I'm under the impression that this was too expensive to practice, and with very little time in freefall to film, so the cast would have to endure the G-force, and be ready to go right away afterwards in an environment that they'd have had no experience with. Now, as well as the inevitable problems of various bodily fluids floating around in freefall, apparently throwing up is very common in these planes (the US version is nicknamed the "Vomit Comet"), so could easily have ended up with impromptu vomit porn.
The scene was nominated for a Nebula award (and I can see why), but didn't win (and I can see why).
