Threatened by the internet??? Maybe if you're talking specifically about old standby's like Playboy or Hustler or other big publisher/producers, but otherwise...Tolerant Fanboy said:It's yet another industry threatened by the Internet.
I'm going to have to totally agree with Fargo on this to be honest, on basically everything said as well.FargoDog said:Live action porn and hentai are the same thing in my book, but I dislike live-action more. It's either completely unrealistic and has a warped view of what men want to see. It generally has an aura of men tricking women into sex or something, and women never seem independent in it, they always just seem to be 'The thing getting fucked by the man'.Julianking93 said:Pretty much exactly what I was going to say except I quite enjoy hentai.
Real porn is just....weird to me.
And I know some assholes gonna give me shit for saying that and that I only like cartoons rather than real sex. That's completely false. Anime doesn't desensitize me to real interaction.
Live action porn movies are just as unreal and fake as anime is.
Hentai has the bonus of being unintentionally hilarious and 'fun' to watch. I don't get turned on by it, but I get some enjoyment of it simply because how bizarre and downright funny it can be. For example, the Bible Black English dub continues to be one of the most hilarious things ever made and is so much fun to show to people scenes completely out of context.
I agree completely. Live porn is just gross to me. It makes out all women to be whores and sex objects while men are always dominate and abusive. It literally makes me sick to watch live porn.FargoDog said:Live action porn and hentai are the same thing in my book, but I dislike live-action more. It's either completely unrealistic or has a warped view of what men want to see. It generally has an aura of men tricking women into sex or something, and women never seem independent in it, they always just seem to be 'The thing getting fucked by the man'.Julianking93 said:Pretty much exactly what I was going to say except I quite enjoy hentai.
Real porn is just....weird to me.
And I know some assholes gonna give me shit for saying that and that I only like cartoons rather than real sex. That's completely false. Anime doesn't desensitize me to real interaction.
Live action porn movies are just as unreal and fake as anime is.
Hentai has the bonus of being unintentionally hilarious and 'fun' to watch. I don't get turned on by it, but I get some enjoyment of it simply because how bizarre and downright funny it can be. For example, the Bible Black English dub continues to be one of the most hilarious things ever made and is so much fun to show people scenes completely out of context.
True. Hentai films never seem to figure out how people actually go about from talking to having sex, so they just go "Wow, it's a beautiful night....wanna fuck?"FargoDog said:Yeah, I've noticed a lot of hentai does try and build up characters and such before the actual sex happens. It's always a really awkward tonal shift though, because one minute they're lying on a roof talking about stars and the next minute they're riding one another in a shower-room while tears stream from the girls eyes, and her breasts have quadrupled in size from when they were tucked behind her shirt.Julianking93 said:I agree completely. Live porn is just gross to me. It makes out all women to be whores and sex objects while men are always dominate and abusive. It literally makes me sick to watch live porn.
Hentai though, is indeed hilarious to watch at times. Bible Black pretty much is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can watch that Youtube compilation of best scenes all day and still laugh at it.
But, one thing I will say about hentai though (and this obviously does not apply to all of it) is that some of it has a nicer romantic theme to it. I know that sounds odd with me talking about the sensitivity and romance regarding hentai but I've seen some that are genuinely like that and it's really the only thing I can stomach.
I also hate how some really great stuff gets balled up as 'Hentai'. Have you ever watched Urotsukidoji? It pretty much defined mature, adult anime back in the late '80s and is absolutely brilliant, but all everyone remembers it for was starting the trend of tentacle erotica in anime and manga. It really bugs me when people label stuff like that hentai and 'gross' simply because it has explicit sex and is an anime. It may be explicit sex involving tentacles and a massive demonic penis, but I still stand by my point.
Straight men enjoy girl on girl porn. It is the best kind after all... or so I have heard... or have I... Or is that just an opinion?letterbomber223 said:I find it funny how many straight/bi women only enjoy girl-on-girl porn.
It is.SnipErlite said:0_Of0re1gn said:Edward Penis-hands
I MUST FIND THIS - That sounds fucking hilarious.
this would be a hilariously uncomfortable conversation. it would remind me of the douche commercial from years back where the mother and daughter are walking along the beach and the daughter blurts out, "Mom, do you douche?" it would be like that ... but about masturbation ... and you would be talking to your friend.IzisviAziria said:I think about half of my friends are willing to come right out and say, "Yes, I masturbate." Myself included.
Isn't it hilarious? XDFargoDog said:Gah! I love that line and use it whenever possible, even around guys.Julianking93 said:True. Hentai films never seem to figure out how people actually go about from talking to having sex, so they just go "Wow, it's a beautiful night....wanna fuck?"
Just about as subtle as this douche [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8]
I will retain though that part of the reason I like some hentai is because it doesn't feature women of planet sized tits. Some do. In fact a lot do, but some don't and those are the ones I prefer
Never heard of that one, but I'll have to look into it. I thought the movie La Blue Girl was the first Tentacle rape hentai though?
No, La Blue Girl was 1989, Urotsukidōji was in 1986. Oddly enough, they were by the same creator. Urotsukidōji was a more serious anime, while La Blue Girl was him delving into the actual pornographic realm, which is probably why more people think it's the first. Technically it's the first hentai to feature it, but Urotsukidoji was the first anime/manga. And I just realised I know far too much about stuff like that.
Ah well, the more you know!
Haha. I'd love to try that sometime. Or at least show the movie to someone so they can see that part.FargoDog said:Yup. It's so much fun when you're out with people and they ask 'So what do you want to do now?'. It normally ends in blank, terrified stares and me having to explain Shark Attack 3, but it's so worth it.
I don't know that much, but it mainly came from a conversation BonsaiK and I had in one of my threads a while ago about Japanese pornography laws and fanservice and such, so I did a little digging. I had seen Urotsukidōji before but I didn't realise it was the first. As for the soda, I presume you mean Tentacle Grape? As soon as I get money into my bank account I am so ordering some.
Also, Urotsukidōji is extremely hard to find uncut on DVD. I would recommend *coughillegalmethodscough* if you want to get it without it being torn to shreds by censors. There is an American release on DVD that's uncut, but it's something like $100 on Amazon as it's gone out of print. I got lucky because I asked my Dad to get it while he was in Japan. Not that he knows what it actually contains, mind![]()
lol true that, but why do people keep changing my quote to say shit I didn't write? That isn't a quote people!arcstone said:Never have a profile avatar been any more relevant to the subject matter.captaincabbage said:words words words whatever
Because it's too long! Like my penis! Wait, what?captaincabbage said:lol true that, but why do people keep changing my quote to say shit I didn't write? That isn't a quote people!arcstone said:Never have a profile avatar been any more relevant to the subject matter.captaincabbage said:words words words whatever
THANK YOU!Arawn.Chernobog said:If the adults participating in the porno as well as those watching it later are aware of what they are doing and consent to doing so... there's no issue with it, story-lines in porno are utter sh*t though.
I think I'm alright to mention Pornfail, just not link it. Go google it. Some of the gifs on there are fucking hilarious. Especially the ones involving dancing.... A few never fail to crack me up although I don't think I can direct link them.f0re1gn said:It is.
The funniest I've seen is probably Alice in Pornoland or something like that. Directed by Luca Damiano. Take a poke at that, but at your own risk - at certain moments I laughed my balls off.