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SnipErlite

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Edward Penis-hands
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I MUST FIND THIS - That sounds fucking hilarious.

OT: Yeah I'm a teenage guy - It's almost a certainty that I have no objection to porn, and indeed I don't. Most of the time I dislike the blatantly fake and surgically altered types though, although they're occasionally great to watch purely for the awful acting.

Seriously, porn acting is sometimes unintentional comedy gold.
 

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I feel that it's fine. It's not something I enjoy myself, simply because I find it boring. It's unnecessary, but not harmful. Well, most of it. The standard, produced stuff and some hentai is okay, but anything like simulated rape I find quite distasteful.

I'm excluding all the blatantly illegal stuff, of course, which is a completely different topic altogether.
Pretty much exactly what I was going to say except I quite enjoy hentai.

Real porn is just....weird to me.

And I know some assholes gonna give me shit for saying that and that I only like cartoons rather than real sex. That's completely false. Anime doesn't desensitize me to real interaction.

Live action porn movies are just as unreal and fake as anime is.
 

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Porn:
The news rarely talks about it.
We're not at war over porn.
It's been around since forever.
It beats spending a night alone and it beats having to commit rape.

Until it starts killing people I'm going to watch it, just try and stop me.
 

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Tolerant Fanboy said:
It's yet another industry threatened by the Internet.
Threatened by the internet??? Maybe if you're talking specifically about old standby's like Playboy or Hustler or other big publisher/producers, but otherwise...

IMO, the internet is the best thing to happen to the Porn business, period. It allows independent studios to rise to cult success, while allowing the consumer to access, with incredible specification, what they want to see without having to go through any seedy human face-to-face interaction to do so, or tangible products to hide.

Just like the music industry, the movie industry, the videogame industry, etc: the internet has inverted the business model and the only people businesses 'harmed' are the ones that have failed to adapt to the times.

To be more specific in what I mean: while certain blockbuster products still fly, the internet has changed everything (with regard to who's on the ball) to a long-tail model, where the buying audience is no longer all buying the same thing through the same venue, but rather buying tiny works here and there in a mosaic of micro transactions. Basically:
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How things were (Blockbuster):
20% of products made were bough/viewed by 80% of the consumer base

What things are changing to, at differing rates (Long Tail):
80-90% of products made are bought/viewed by 20-10% of the consumer base
[/small]

The missing percentages in each case belonging to the other co-existing category. These numbers aren't absolutes, but functional rules of thumb.

As a bizarre, giant shadow-business, Porn is still netting more revenue than music, film or videogames (respectively) - and not simply because of inflation. (As I understand it)
 

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FargoDog said:
Julianking93 said:
Pretty much exactly what I was going to say except I quite enjoy hentai.

Real porn is just....weird to me.

And I know some assholes gonna give me shit for saying that and that I only like cartoons rather than real sex. That's completely false. Anime doesn't desensitize me to real interaction.

Live action porn movies are just as unreal and fake as anime is.
Live action porn and hentai are the same thing in my book, but I dislike live-action more. It's either completely unrealistic and has a warped view of what men want to see. It generally has an aura of men tricking women into sex or something, and women never seem independent in it, they always just seem to be 'The thing getting fucked by the man'.

Hentai has the bonus of being unintentionally hilarious and 'fun' to watch. I don't get turned on by it, but I get some enjoyment of it simply because how bizarre and downright funny it can be. For example, the Bible Black English dub continues to be one of the most hilarious things ever made and is so much fun to show to people scenes completely out of context.
I'm going to have to totally agree with Fargo on this to be honest, on basically everything said as well.

All in all, it is just something that is actually quite uninteresting.
 

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FargoDog said:
Julianking93 said:
Pretty much exactly what I was going to say except I quite enjoy hentai.

Real porn is just....weird to me.

And I know some assholes gonna give me shit for saying that and that I only like cartoons rather than real sex. That's completely false. Anime doesn't desensitize me to real interaction.

Live action porn movies are just as unreal and fake as anime is.
Live action porn and hentai are the same thing in my book, but I dislike live-action more. It's either completely unrealistic or has a warped view of what men want to see. It generally has an aura of men tricking women into sex or something, and women never seem independent in it, they always just seem to be 'The thing getting fucked by the man'.

Hentai has the bonus of being unintentionally hilarious and 'fun' to watch. I don't get turned on by it, but I get some enjoyment of it simply because how bizarre and downright funny it can be. For example, the Bible Black English dub continues to be one of the most hilarious things ever made and is so much fun to show people scenes completely out of context.
I agree completely. Live porn is just gross to me. It makes out all women to be whores and sex objects while men are always dominate and abusive. It literally makes me sick to watch live porn.

Hentai though, is indeed hilarious to watch at times. Bible Black pretty much is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can watch that Youtube compilation of best scenes all day and still laugh at it.

But, one thing I will say about hentai though (and this obviously does not apply to all of it) is that some of it has a nicer romantic theme to it. I know that sounds odd with me talking about the sensitivity and romance regarding hentai but I've seen some that are genuinely like that and it's really the only thing I can stomach.
 

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I don't really like it, because nudity doesn't work for me. Plus it seems a little, private. Like it's someone else's business, and I shouldn't be watching.

Also, because unless one of my two fetishes (which I'm not allowed to discuss, apparently) then it does nothing for me, and even then I prefer clothes on. Because nudity also seems, I don't know, like it's all there. There's no mystery, the surprise is over, Christmas came and your presents sucked.
 

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It's bullshit, simply because I don't want to see anyone's penis. No matter how much vagina, tits or what-have-you are mixed in with it.

Seriously, anytime I see it I close it.

I guess if you consider softcore pron then I wouldn't mind.

EDIT: Actually, to sum up: I like nudity on girls, but when you add guys and sex into the nudity it turns me off immediately.
 

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I try to submerge any sort of human desire I have. That being said, I still watch porn. Not a lot, but just so I can get by without a girlfriend. So I don't mind it. I don't watch any kind of "questionably voluntary" porn. I just stick to the mainstream. And that is alright. I think it can be demeaning towards women, but if it's obvoius that it's the women's choice, I guess I have no right to tell them what to do with their life.
 

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FargoDog said:
Julianking93 said:
I agree completely. Live porn is just gross to me. It makes out all women to be whores and sex objects while men are always dominate and abusive. It literally makes me sick to watch live porn.

Hentai though, is indeed hilarious to watch at times. Bible Black pretty much is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can watch that Youtube compilation of best scenes all day and still laugh at it.

But, one thing I will say about hentai though (and this obviously does not apply to all of it) is that some of it has a nicer romantic theme to it. I know that sounds odd with me talking about the sensitivity and romance regarding hentai but I've seen some that are genuinely like that and it's really the only thing I can stomach.
Yeah, I've noticed a lot of hentai does try and build up characters and such before the actual sex happens. It's always a really awkward tonal shift though, because one minute they're lying on a roof talking about stars and the next minute they're riding one another in a shower-room while tears stream from the girls eyes, and her breasts have quadrupled in size from when they were tucked behind her shirt.

I also hate how some really great stuff gets balled up as 'Hentai'. Have you ever watched Urotsukidoji? It pretty much defined mature, adult anime back in the late '80s and is absolutely brilliant, but all everyone remembers it for was starting the trend of tentacle erotica in anime and manga. It really bugs me when people label stuff like that hentai and 'gross' simply because it has explicit sex and is an anime. It may be explicit sex involving tentacles and a massive demonic penis, but I still stand by my point.
True. Hentai films never seem to figure out how people actually go about from talking to having sex, so they just go "Wow, it's a beautiful night....wanna fuck?"

Just about as subtle as this douche [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8]

I will retain though that part of the reason I like some hentai is because it doesn't feature women of planet sized tits. Some do. In fact a lot do, but some don't and those are the ones I prefer :D

Never heard of that one, but I'll have to look into it. I thought the movie La Blue Girl was the first Tentacle rape hentai though?
 

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letterbomber223 said:
I find it funny how many straight/bi women only enjoy girl-on-girl porn.
Straight men enjoy girl on girl porn. It is the best kind after all... or so I have heard... or have I... Or is that just an opinion?
 

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SnipErlite said:
f0re1gn said:
Edward Penis-hands
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I MUST FIND THIS - That sounds fucking hilarious.
It is.

The funniest I've seen is probably Alice in Pornoland or something like that. Directed by Luca Damiano. Take a poke at that, but at your own risk - at certain moments I laughed my balls off.
 

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I don't care if other people watch it, and it doesn't bother me that it exists. I don't care if my boyfriend watches it, as long as he doesn't need it to become aroused when I'm there, because that would be a hell of a blow to my self-esteem.

Personally, I'm extremely uncomfortable watching people have sex. Ever. Even in scenes in movies where they don't really show anything. I understand that the thrill of watching something private is part of the appeal, but I just don't enjoy it. I have mocked poorly made porn with some female friends before, and even that makes me fidgety.

I look at pornographic pictures for anatomy study sometimes. Artistic nudes tend to gloss over the details and put people in their most flattering poses.

I assumed we're only talking about visual stuff here, but I do read erotica. When I can find any that's good. I don't know why it's different, but that's just what I like.

I have a friend who boycotts the porn industry because he thinks it's too derogatory and objectifying, and I can respect that. I don't agree with him on all counts, but I think his view is very interesting and unusual, so I thought I'd include it.
 

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I think about half of my friends are willing to come right out and say, "Yes, I masturbate." Myself included.
this would be a hilariously uncomfortable conversation. it would remind me of the douche commercial from years back where the mother and daughter are walking along the beach and the daughter blurts out, "Mom, do you douche?" it would be like that ... but about masturbation ... and you would be talking to your friend.

Scene: Playing a computer game in your house.

You: Mike, do you masturbate?
Mike: heheheh ... wait, you're serious.
You: Yeah, do you masturbate?
Mike: WTF?
You; What's the big deal? I masturbate every day.
Mike: WTF?! I'm outta here.
You: what the hell was his problem? /unzips

Mike probably wouldn't return your calls anymore.
 

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FargoDog said:
Julianking93 said:
True. Hentai films never seem to figure out how people actually go about from talking to having sex, so they just go "Wow, it's a beautiful night....wanna fuck?"

Just about as subtle as this douche [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8]

I will retain though that part of the reason I like some hentai is because it doesn't feature women of planet sized tits. Some do. In fact a lot do, but some don't and those are the ones I prefer :D

Never heard of that one, but I'll have to look into it. I thought the movie La Blue Girl was the first Tentacle rape hentai though?
Gah! I love that line and use it whenever possible, even around guys.

No, La Blue Girl was 1989, Urotsukidōji was in 1986. Oddly enough, they were by the same creator. Urotsukidōji was a more serious anime, while La Blue Girl was him delving into the actual pornographic realm, which is probably why more people think it's the first. Technically it's the first hentai to feature it, but Urotsukidoji was the first anime/manga. And I just realised I know far too much about stuff like that.

Ah well, the more you know!
Isn't it hilarious? XD

Hm. Interesting how much you know about the subject :p
Still, that's good to know. Now I can correct people when they tell me La Blue Girl was the first and original. I have that creator to thank for the greatest soda of all time though!