Portal-Themed Nursery Starts Baby Off Right

[mental_looney]

That's awesome, needs hugable turrets and personality spheres!

 

[Something Amyss]

This baby will grow up to be awesome, i'm sure of it.

Or a serial killer. one of the two.

 

[Kargathia]

This baby will grow up to be awesome, i'm sure of it.

Or a serial killer. one of the two.

Not like these two are mutually incompatible.

 

[lacktheknack]

OK, this actually bugs me a tiny bit.

This is not a room for the kid; this is a room for the parents. The kid just lives there.

It's not inherently worse than my childhood 101 Dalmatians themed room. I didn't care that much for the movie, it was just a bedroom.

Why shouldn't it be for the parents? Babies aren't well known for their tasteful selection of decor. If you want to truly make it for the kid, just plaster the entire room with scratch-and-sniff stickers. At least this way, the parents don't mind having the room in their house and the baby isn't affected.

 

[Something Amyss]

Not like these two are mutually incompatible.

While it's true they're not mutually exclusive, the number of "awesome" serial killers is pretty small.

 

[Eiv]

Bit too gray for my liking. Should have made the walls white

Otherwise, awesome. My kid is due in December, might just think about a gaming theme.

 

[Kargathia]

Not like these two are mutually incompatible.

While it's true they're not mutually exclusive, the number of "awesome" serial killers is pretty small.

The sad reality of a profession not given to much PR is that we only see the fuckups in court.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Thanks.
Now my wife and I know what we're going to do with the nursery.
It sure beats the Fallout 3 theme she was suggesting which sounded interesting but very unhygienic.

 

[twaddle]

its missing the glados themed mobile over the crib that plays still alive

 

[kebab4you]

And we will hate him - Because he can take it

Seriously, fuck this baby I didn't get such an awesome room when I was a newborn

 

[K_Dub]

Never thought the day would come where I would actually be jealous of a freakin' nursery!

 

[Bluecho]

I've heard pure white walls are good for the mood, and that off-white is better. This is why schools paint their walls off-white. A pure white room would probably screw up the kid. Like it did with Chell!

"You monster."

 

[The Random One]

I would have loved to grow up in a room like this one, if Portal had existed when I was a baby. I'm now really considering making a room like this for when I'll children, not that it will happen any time soon.

But no Portal-themed baby room is complete without an official Aperture Science "Turret Mobile".
http://www.thinkwithportals.com/turret_comic/?l=de#4

Well, they can always get a talking turret plushie [http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/] instead...

I wish they made a plushie of Oracle Turret.

Get mad!

 

[restoshammyman]

the cube dropper sign is upside down.
other then that. great room.

 

[Giest4life]

I would have loved to grow up in a room like this one, if Portal had existed when I was a baby. I'm now really considering making a room like this for when I'll children, not that it will happen any time soon.

But no Portal-themed baby room is complete without an official Aperture Science "Turret Mobile".
http://www.thinkwithportals.com/turret_comic/?l=de#4

Well, they can always get a talking turret plushie [http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/] instead...

You, sir, have provided me with the perfect idea for a Christmas present.

 

[Nimzar]

"Just try to get near that baby. ...Your funeral."

 

[SnakeoilSage]

the children will take over the world...

this one will lead them.

Why am I thinking this kid has Frank Welker's voice?

 

[punipunipyo]

but in the corner of the bathroom, behind the toilet... there the markers, crayons, written all over "The cake is a lie"

 

[putowtin]

looks great, but when your kid starts hopping thru walls you've only got yourself to blame!