Possibly a loop-hole about the rapture?

[ArtanisCreed]

there is a reason why most of the religous texts have stuff in common...and we should be tryin to figure that out instead of worryin about this "rapture" bs.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Being a Christian myself, I consider it like this.

Any idiot can be lucky on a guess, but that doesn't mean that he'll actually know. You can predict an earthquake in San Fransisco to happen every day, but that doesn't mean you'll be right. Eventually, when one happens there you may have said it would happen, but you didn't really know.

But how do you know it didn't happen already?

The end of times was one of my favorite subjects to study, and there are thingsthat haven't really happened yet, such as the destruction of Jerusalem, and a few other signs that either haven't happened yet, or nobody correctly interpreted. It takes a ton of study to even start really getting into it.

 

[Risingblade]

The rapture will happen every day every year for the next 100 years...

 

[Mr. Omega]

I thought the reason the Rapture didn't happen was because Macho Man Randy Savage sacrificed himself for the good of all humanity.
Oh, and something about no man being able to know when the Rapture happens...